Childe_of_Malkav Posted April 10, 2005 #376 Share Posted April 10, 2005 Granted, but it has no lightspeed engine. I wish I could wipe my nose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pagan_jedi_girl Posted April 10, 2005 #377 Share Posted April 10, 2005 (edited) Granted, but you will lose it in a bet Granted, but you will have to wipe kindergardener's noses I wish I could rule the world Edited April 10, 2005 by pagan_jedi_girl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tia Posted April 10, 2005 #378 Share Posted April 10, 2005 Granted, you may rule the world of dung beetles. I wish I could breathe underwater. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Childe_of_Malkav Posted April 10, 2005 #379 Share Posted April 10, 2005 Granted, but you are hunted down by the anti-human fish corp. and gilled to death. I wish I could buy the internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pagan_jedi_girl Posted April 10, 2005 #380 Share Posted April 10, 2005 (edited) granted. But it will cost you billions! I wish for world peace Edited April 10, 2005 by pagan_jedi_girl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
star_child Posted April 10, 2005 #381 Share Posted April 10, 2005 Granted, but you have to die to enable it. I wish I could drive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pagan_jedi_girl Posted April 10, 2005 #382 Share Posted April 10, 2005 (Martyrdom? Hmnnnn) Granted, but you will never get in a car again! I wish for an end to suffering Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
star_child Posted April 10, 2005 #383 Share Posted April 10, 2005 (edited) Granted, but I am afraid I can't corrupt that. Umm....You shall be a martyr again, but more painful this time. I wish I could drive and have a Chevy. Edited April 10, 2005 by star_child Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pagan_jedi_girl Posted April 10, 2005 #384 Share Posted April 10, 2005 Granted, but you will never drive *in* the Chevy! I wish for the world to be healthy again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
star_child Posted April 10, 2005 #385 Share Posted April 10, 2005 Granted, but for that to happen, all the humans need to die. I wish I could be invisible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pagan_jedi_girl Posted April 10, 2005 #386 Share Posted April 10, 2005 Granted, but you will never be loved I wish for nature and humanity to live in peace an health Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Childe_of_Malkav Posted April 10, 2005 #387 Share Posted April 10, 2005 Oh I can't currupt that. U+you shall turn to the Dark SIde and be raped by your son and die a death by blaster blots in order for it happen. I wish I was a Jedi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
horrification Posted April 10, 2005 #388 Share Posted April 10, 2005 granted but ur light saber turns against u and kills u. i wish i was older Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tia Posted April 10, 2005 #389 Share Posted April 10, 2005 Granted you've just reached the grand old age of 103yrs and are about to die. I wish for a good nights sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
horrification Posted April 10, 2005 #390 Share Posted April 10, 2005 granted but u sleep forever i wish i had a lot of spare blank cds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kryso Posted April 10, 2005 #391 Share Posted April 10, 2005 Granted, but you can never put anything on them! I wish I had a Lamborghini. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
horrification Posted April 10, 2005 #392 Share Posted April 10, 2005 granted but it turns on u and runs u over i wish there were no chavs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aliennobasoure Posted April 10, 2005 #393 Share Posted April 10, 2005 (edited) i dont know are those are so i will just say you die i wish i had every koRn CD EVER!!! Edited April 10, 2005 by aliennobasoure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
horrification Posted April 10, 2005 #394 Share Posted April 10, 2005 granted but u have nothing to listen to them on i wish i had £65 (a chav is another word for a townie) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aliennobasoure Posted April 10, 2005 #395 Share Posted April 10, 2005 granted but you have nothing to spend it on i wish i had a pet bigfoot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
horrification Posted April 10, 2005 #396 Share Posted April 10, 2005 granted but it stands on u..... i wish i was in Japan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walken Posted April 10, 2005 #397 Share Posted April 10, 2005 Granted, but gravity fails and you fall off the world. I wish it was christmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conspiracy Posted April 10, 2005 #398 Share Posted April 10, 2005 Granted but u get no gifts I wish it was my birthday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
horrification Posted April 10, 2005 #399 Share Posted April 10, 2005 graned but every one thinks its tomorow...so u spend it alone i wish i was 18 and stayed and looked that way forever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walken Posted April 10, 2005 #400 Share Posted April 10, 2005 Granted, but you get bored. I wish I had a gun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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