sheila12 Posted December 26, 2005 #6251 Share Posted December 26, 2005 Granted but your dog eats it. I wish I could be good at playing the guitar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JfS- Posted December 26, 2005 #6252 Share Posted December 26, 2005 Granted, you lose your fretting hand in a bowling accident. I wish to be a transformer(the car kind) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MysteryLight Posted December 26, 2005 #6253 Share Posted December 26, 2005 Granted you don't have any wheels I wish I had all of the secrets of the world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JfS- Posted December 26, 2005 #6254 Share Posted December 26, 2005 Granted, you worry yourself to death. I wish MysteryLight could get some peace of mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demonic Angel Posted December 26, 2005 #6255 Share Posted December 26, 2005 granted but then you will never have your peace of mind i wish ppl would stop hurting my feelings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JfS- Posted December 26, 2005 #6256 Share Posted December 26, 2005 Granted, your deaf and you can't hear them anymore. I wish I could get some sleep(I need to get up in a few hours). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megalomania Posted December 26, 2005 #6257 Share Posted December 26, 2005 Granted. You're narcoletpic from now on. I wish my skill at shooting games was better to the point of which I appear to be cheating, however, everyone knows I'm not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JfS- Posted December 26, 2005 #6258 Share Posted December 26, 2005 (edited) Granted, but you have to go to "The School of Deadly Fraggers," You spent so much time there you lose your Girlfriend. I wish for a Bowie knife. Edited December 26, 2005 by JFS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bloodyfish Posted December 26, 2005 #6259 Share Posted December 26, 2005 Granted, but someone takes it and kills you with it. He then takes your body and puts it into an incinerator with the knife. I wish for a cookie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MysteryLight Posted December 26, 2005 #6260 Share Posted December 26, 2005 Granted but it has so much sugar that you get horribly sick I wish everybody knew of the coming armageddon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megalomania Posted December 27, 2005 #6261 Share Posted December 27, 2005 Granted. No-one believes you. I wish the boards were a darker blue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hippiegirl Posted December 27, 2005 #6262 Share Posted December 27, 2005 Granted, but everything on this webpage turns blue so u cannot read anything. I wish I had a new pair of shoes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jesspy Posted December 27, 2005 #6263 Share Posted December 27, 2005 granted but you have to share them with a woman who has sweaty smelly corn and blister ridden feet. So every time you walk in them you feel the squish of sweat and pus I wish i wasnt in so much pain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hippiegirl Posted December 27, 2005 #6264 Share Posted December 27, 2005 Granted now u cannot feel at all! I wish I had a pink diamond ring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jesspy Posted December 27, 2005 #6265 Share Posted December 27, 2005 granted but it weighs so much you will never lift your hand again and when you so to take it off the ring will cut through your fingers like a hot knife through butter i wish i could be better at corrupting wishes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MysteryLight Posted December 27, 2005 #6266 Share Posted December 27, 2005 Granted but only for one day I wish there were no casinos in the entire world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JfS- Posted December 27, 2005 #6267 Share Posted December 27, 2005 Granted, but drug sales skyrocket. I wish for some good smelling soap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nativechick1989 Posted December 27, 2005 #6268 Share Posted December 27, 2005 Granted . . it's smells like your fav scent, BBQ Ribs. I wish I had a lemon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JfS- Posted December 27, 2005 #6269 Share Posted December 27, 2005 Granted, I hope you like your new car. I wish for some Oatmeal Cookies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nativechick1989 Posted December 27, 2005 #6270 Share Posted December 27, 2005 Granted . . but the cookies crumble, bummer! I wish to hear whispering pines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JfS- Posted December 27, 2005 #6271 Share Posted December 27, 2005 (edited) Granted, your in Whispering Pines, N.C. (a golfer's village), Have fun listening to the old people nag. I wish for a Jet ski. Edited December 27, 2005 by JFS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MysteryLight Posted December 27, 2005 #6272 Share Posted December 27, 2005 Granted but it explodes as soon as you turn it on and you get thrown into the air only to fall into shark and barracuda-infested waters I wish for a good breakfast in the morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nativechick1989 Posted December 27, 2005 #6273 Share Posted December 27, 2005 Granted . . moldy toast. I wish I could dance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caitlin_mcfly Posted December 27, 2005 #6274 Share Posted December 27, 2005 Granted . . moldy toast. I wish I could dance. wish granted, but then you wont be able to walk. i wish that my lips would stop being so chapped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MysteryLight Posted December 27, 2005 #6275 Share Posted December 27, 2005 (edited) Granted but in two days it happens again I wish for things to get interesting next year Edited December 27, 2005 by MysteryLight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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