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Granted you don't have any wheels

I wish I had all of the secrets of the world

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granted but then you will never have your peace of mind

i wish ppl would stop hurting my feelings

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Granted. You're narcoletpic from now on.

I wish my skill at shooting games was better to the point of which I appear to be cheating, however, everyone knows I'm not.

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Granted, but you have to go to "The School of Deadly Fraggers," You spent so much time there you lose your Girlfriend.

I wish for a Bowie knife.

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Granted, but someone takes it and kills you with it. He then takes your body and puts it into an incinerator with the knife.

I wish for a cookie.

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Granted but it has so much sugar that you get horribly sick

I wish everybody knew of the coming armageddon

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Granted, but everything on this webpage turns blue so u cannot read anything.

I wish I had a new pair of shoes

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granted but you have to share them with a woman who has sweaty smelly corn and blister ridden feet. So every time you walk in them you feel the squish of sweat and pus

I wish i wasnt in so much pain

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granted but it weighs so much you will never lift your hand again and when you so to take it off the ring will cut through your fingers like a hot knife through butter

i wish i could be better at corrupting wishes

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Granted but only for one day

I wish there were no casinos in the entire world

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Granted, your in Whispering Pines, N.C. (a golfer's village), Have fun listening to the old people nag.

I wish for a Jet ski.

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Granted but it explodes as soon as you turn it on and you get thrown into the air only to fall into shark and barracuda-infested waters :rofl:

I wish for a good breakfast in the morning ^_^

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Granted . . moldy toast.

I wish I could dance.

wish granted, but then you wont be able to walk.

i wish that my lips would stop being so chapped.

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Granted but in two days it happens again

I wish for things to get interesting next year :innocent:

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