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corrupted wish game

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RaginCajun

granted, but it was a guy living in the mountains only that had not shaved since 1500.

i wish two wishes for you.

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Walken

Granted, but one of thems that you die a painful death.

I wish I was invinceable.

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wcturnersr

Granted. I wished my two wishes and became wealthy and famous.

I wish I can wish a wish that noone else can wish what I'm wishing.

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RaginCajun

granted, but that wish is so secretive that you never wish it.

i wish Winning Witty Willard would wash windows wednesday while walking.

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wcturnersr

Granted. But while Winning Witty Willard was walking Wednesday washing windows, a wabbit wan out in fwont of Winning Witty Willard and Winning Witty Willard went down on the gwound he stawted to fwound because he wounded his wittle hand because the window bwoke.

I wish I could go back in time to see the dinosaurs.

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RaginCajun

granted, but you become your first "acutal real father"....hey dad grin2.gif

i vish and voudner vhy villiam viped the vashtub.

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cor_raven

(Replie blocked due the catholic like state of americas censorship policies.)

I wish i had my pants on

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MichaelS

Granted, but it irritates the Chupacabra that's already wearing them.

I wish I didn't have to work.

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__Kratos__

Wish Granted! to bad your dead...

I wish I was a apple!

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MichaelS

Granted... by the way, sorry about the worm.

I wish that stereotypes didn't exist.

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Hibernatus

Granted... but all Koreans will have to starve now and blacks will have to get a job.

I wish I wasn't physically and sexually abused as a child.

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MichaelS

Granted, but now you have no reason own all those handguns, and beheaded barbie dolls.

I wish that every day was a good day.

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panther10758

Your wish has been granted sadly though the person who decided what a "good day" was hates you

I wish my kids would listen

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aliennobasoure

wish granted just dont fool around and tell them to go play in heavy traffic

i wish this gril i like in my class would like me(or if she already does just to addmit it) wub.gif

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RaginCajun

whoa. tongue.gif wish granted, but said the same thing to the school bully 10 seconds ago.

i wish you were the most brilliant person on earth.

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aliennobasoure

wish granted but then i get super streangth a snap you like a tooth pick grin2.gif

i wish that i met the band"KoRn"

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Hibernatus

Granted, but they turned out to be a bunch of lame posers.

I wish I'd stop using homeless people for archery practices

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Conspiracy

Granted but now u got no targets to practice on.

I wish i won the lottery.

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Trickster

Granted, but ten million others also won, so you won like 5 dollars.

I wish I won a new Ibanez guitar.

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Hibernatus

Granted, but both of your hands get cut off.

I wish hell was real and I'd get to spend an eternity bathing in the river of flames.

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Daughter of the Nine Moons

Granted, you also stub your toe.

I wish I had super powers.

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panther10758

Your wish has been granted but your powers are invisibilty and now no one can see you so you have no friends

I wish summer was here

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Daughter of the Nine Moons

Granted, but your company transfers you to Antarctica

I wish for a tall, non fat ,latte, extra hot with just a smidge of cinnamon. And a scone.

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Trickster

Granted, but you burn your mouth seriously while drinking it. (latte is a type of coffee, right? mmm.. coffee)

I wish I had a hat.

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Conspiracy

Granted but its to small for you to put on

I wish i had a paintball gun

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