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corrupted wish game

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henpeck69

Granted. Bill Cosby calls but it is the wrong number.

I wish my cat could talk.

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Daughter of the Nine Moons

Granted, but all he does is curse.

I wish I could do a back roll

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moe eubleck

granted , you didnt do a backroll off a cliff

Moe wishes he could whistle while he ate

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Shakezulah

granted, but in trying to do so, you spit a big wad of chewed food at someone and they beat the crap outta you for it.

i wish in place of my right hand was a chainsaw.

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jpalz

Granted, but you can only scracth your back (or other parts) with the chainsaw.

I wish I could have an everlasting bubblegum

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Me_Again

Granted. But then you become the bubble gum, someone blows you and you pop rofl.gif

I wish I had a pet pegasus

Edited by Me_Again

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Trickster

Granted, but only you can see pegasus, and all your friends and family will think you are insane. hmm.gif

I wish I owned the Playboy Mansion.

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horrification

granted but u the onli one there!

i wish i cud die my hair properly black without it goin grey

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pagan_jedi_girl

Granted, but your hair will fall out.

I wish for a purple lightsaber!

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stillcrazy

Granted, But you can't buy batteries for it.

I wish not to have wishes

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pagan_jedi_girl

Granted, but you never fulfill your dreams

I wish to have an uncorupted wish

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Daughter of the Nine Moons

granted this wish is uncorrupted. As a bonus you will forever talk like a 12 Year Old AOLer tongue.gif

I wish for more sleep

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Tia

Granted, you will sleep for the next 60yrs and wake up an old woman. laugh.gif

I wish I had more money.

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star_child

Granted, then I steal it.

I wish I had the best computer in the world.

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Childe_of_Malkav

Grnated, but I eat it.

I wish I had 17 Japanese and Korean girlfriends.

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pagan_jedi_girl

Granted, but it will cost you 1 million a month to power, and 80 thousand per fortnight on repair bills

I wish to have an uncorrupted wish without bonuses

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Childe_of_Malkav

Granted.

I wish I had magical vibraitor that could get me any girl I wanted.

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pagan_jedi_girl

Granted, but the use of it would morph the girl into some hideous beast.

I wish I could fly!

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Childe_of_Malkav

Granted, but you are a tiny little dragonfly, that no one loves.

I wish I could have 7 blind wives.

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star_child

Granted, but they are ugly, b****y and smelly.

I wish I had a Chevy.

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Childe_of_Malkav

granted, but you can neve rhave sex. EVER! HAHAHA!

I wish my 7 blind wives were nicer, and prettier...

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pagan_jedi_girl

Granted, but they'll still smell

I wish i was a butterfly that everyone loved

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Childe_of_Malkav

Granted. but a big fat dude eats you and spits you back out.

I wish I was Pope, and I was surrounded by lovely aitheist virgians who wanted to bed me.

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star_child

Granted, but as butterflies don't live very long and they are not very sociable,no one gets the chance to love you.

I wish I had magical powers that never backfired.

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pagan_jedi_girl

Vader

Granted but you are celibate

Star

Granted but you can only magick a spark

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