horrification Posted April 10, 2005 #401 Share Posted April 10, 2005 granted but u can't work out how to release the safety i wish my house was tidy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conspiracy Posted April 10, 2005 #402 Share Posted April 10, 2005 granted but its to tidy for ur liking i wish there were no such thing as mosquitos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
horrification Posted April 10, 2005 #403 Share Posted April 10, 2005 granted but in exchange theres um other stupid biting flying insect around but 10x worse i wish my toyota celica was full of fuel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walken Posted April 10, 2005 #404 Share Posted April 10, 2005 Granted, but its EVIL! I wish I had more pepsi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
horrification Posted April 10, 2005 #405 Share Posted April 10, 2005 granted but its pepsi MAX i wish my toyota celica loved me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mypaddedroom Posted April 10, 2005 #406 Share Posted April 10, 2005 Granted, but it don't run. I wish I had no more school! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Childe_of_Malkav Posted April 10, 2005 #407 Share Posted April 10, 2005 Granted. It is bombed by a group of fanatic grasshoppers. Everyone dies and the grasshoppers begin to wage war on the Aliens. No more school!!! I wish I was 15 again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henpeck69 Posted April 10, 2005 #408 Share Posted April 10, 2005 Granted but you develop a severe case of acne. I wish I could sing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shivel Posted April 10, 2005 #409 Share Posted April 10, 2005 Granted, But you sing so much you lose your voice forever. I wish i had a bottle of water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henpeck69 Posted April 10, 2005 #410 Share Posted April 10, 2005 Granted but you find out someone peed in it first. I wish I had a spider monkey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr dollarhyde Posted April 10, 2005 #411 Share Posted April 10, 2005 Wish granted but you get a phobia about spiders and monkeys I wish i had £10 for every time i said I wish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henpeck69 Posted April 10, 2005 #412 Share Posted April 10, 2005 Granted but it is in foreign money so you can't spend it! I wish I had cat whiskers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Nyx_ Posted April 10, 2005 #413 Share Posted April 10, 2005 Granted, but you have a tail, too. I wish I could play the piano. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henpeck69 Posted April 10, 2005 #414 Share Posted April 10, 2005 Granted but you can only play with your feet. I wish I could have a Doberman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyMan Posted April 10, 2005 #415 Share Posted April 10, 2005 granted but you get bitten by it all the time. i wish i had chicken fingers....(as opposed to real fingers) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Nyx_ Posted April 10, 2005 #416 Share Posted April 10, 2005 granted, but you also have a beak. I wish I could be 29 forever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elvis Posted April 10, 2005 #417 Share Posted April 10, 2005 Granted, but you would get married and have kids, and they would all die before you, as would your grandchildren, as would their kids, as would their kids... and you would be depressingly lonely after a while. I wish I could wish a wish that nobody could corrupt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABOTU Posted April 10, 2005 #418 Share Posted April 10, 2005 Granted but everyone would end up hating you... I wish I didn't have a burned dinner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henpeck69 Posted April 10, 2005 #419 Share Posted April 10, 2005 Granted but it is dog food(Alpo). I wish I was a gypsy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falco Rex Posted April 10, 2005 #420 Share Posted April 10, 2005 Granted. But you have no sex life..Your husband has crystal balls.. I wish I ruled Hell.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henpeck69 Posted April 10, 2005 #421 Share Posted April 10, 2005 OUCH Granted but you have to kiss the feet of the other members. I wish I had a bouncy ball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shivel Posted April 10, 2005 #422 Share Posted April 10, 2005 Granted, but the ball was so bouncy that you died. I wish this wish was wished by a wishing fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Nyx_ Posted April 10, 2005 #423 Share Posted April 10, 2005 granted, but a wishing fish always dies after making a wish I wish my kids would realize that I am smarter than they think they are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henpeck69 Posted April 10, 2005 #424 Share Posted April 10, 2005 Granted but your kids turn into minature Einsteins. I wish I could do a backflip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cor_raven Posted April 11, 2005 #425 Share Posted April 11, 2005 (Respones edited do to WRONG i WISH i WASN'T SO WRONG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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