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corrupted wish game

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MonkeyMan

wish granted, but you will hit your head on every possible thing.

i wish i had more posts then burnside.

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star_child

Wish granted, but they all suck and people laugh at you.

I wish I had good skin.

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__Kratos__

Wish granted, then U.M. crashes... sad.gif

Wish granted, but then you sit in the sun to long and get skin cancer!

I wish I could live on Mars!

Edited by __Kratos__

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Walken

Granted, but they'll be nothing to let you live there; oxygen, ect.

I wish I never got hurt.

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MonkeyMan

wish granted, but you have to marry kuato.

i wish i was married to pam anderson

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star_child

Granted, but she turns ugly when you do.

I wish I was in Australia.

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__Kratos__

Wish granted, then she takes off all her make up and gets implants removed!

Wish granted, but Aussie ticks off North Korea and they get nuked!

I wish I was insanly rich!

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Childe_of_Malkav

Wish granted, however, you contract a 3 minute super strand of HIV and die before you get to spend a penny of it.

I wish I had a thong.

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__Kratos__

Wish granted, but then once you have it thongs are outlawed and you are thrown in jail!

I wish I had a flying car!

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QueenoftheNight

Wish Granted, But you don't know how to drive one; and end up dead by crashing into an airplane.

I wish I was the strongest person in the world! ( but still looked normal without tons of musles)

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__Kratos__

Wish granted! To bad everybody else in the world had to die because you wanted to be strongest! angry.gif

I wish I had wings!

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star_child

Wish granted but then you are put in Ripley's Museum for being a freak.

I wish I was cool.

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__Kratos__

Wish granted! You soar above the rest of us and never post at U.M. again!

I wish I had super powers that would let me start fires!

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star_child

Granted, you pyro. But you set yourself on fire.

I wish I was amazing.

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Walken

Granted, but those powers will start in a very personal place.

I wish I could inflict pain on someone just by looking at them.

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star_child

Granted, but you look in the mirror.

I wish I could fly.

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__Kratos__

Wish Granted! You look behind you and take a jet head on...

I wish I was a dragon!

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star_child

Granted, but you are only 1cm tall, and my pet devil.gif

I wish I was a Space Cowgirl, with Walken. grin2.gif

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__Kratos__

Wish Granted! Aliens invade and you are killed on the first day of duty!

I wish I had a laser!

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star_child

Wish granted, but in exchange for it, you have no down souths.

I wish I had all the cool things from Hot Topic.

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Walken

Granted, but they'll sewn to your body.

I wish I could play saxaphone.

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horrification

wish granted but u got accused murderer an got sent to prison for life b4 u cud use it......

i wish i had a toyota celica

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Walken

Granted, but it has a mind of it's own and runs you down.

I wish I could make heavy things come to me by haveing magnetised hands which I use at will. Only hands though.,

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__Kratos__

Wish Granted! To bad they are recalled the next day...

I wish I had flaming hair!

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star_child

Granted. You are out on a date with a blonde girl, and she sets her hand on fire, then her daddy hires a hit man and you die. Then your hair sets the grave yard on fire. Ha.

I wish I had bright blue eyes.

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