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corrupted wish game

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__Kratos__

Wish Granted! You get a eye disease and you become blind!

I wish I was like Superman!

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Walken

Granted, but then those speedos get a little too tight and whats behind them disappears into your abdomen.

I wish I could fly.

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__Kratos__

Wish Granted! You fly to high one day and the sun burns you up to ash!

I wish I had a tv in the computer room so I could stay on U.M. and watch NASCAR at the same time!

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star_child

Granted, but the TV is crap and it breaks. So does the computer.

I wish I was Scully. (Ha ha Walken)

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mbm_670

wish granted, but you get banned and dont get to come back. i wish i was mike off of monsters inc.

wait...

whos scully?

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__Kratos__

Wish Granted! Cause you don't know who Scully is you are shunned forever from U.M. and the locals see you as a monster and kill you!

I wish I was a dog in the care of a good family!

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Dark_Grey
I wish I was a dog in the care of a good family!

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Granted but while wandering the streets the dog catcher puts u away and ur life is short lived.

I wish I could tell the future..

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Shivel

Granted, But the future is the only thing you can tell.

I wish everyone loved me.

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star_child

We do all love you!

Wish granted, but then you die.

I wish I was Tom Delonges Wife, Jenn.

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Daughter of the Nine Moons
Dot, all you shall ever taste is a latte.

And this is bad how?

Granted star_child, But he asks you for a divorce

I wish for it to be sunny and warm

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star_child

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Granted, but it is too hot, and everyone dies.

I wish to be married to Mark Hoppus.

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Walken

So sunny and warm that you skin blisters permanently.

I wish a blanket of snow to cover the land.

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star_child

Granted, but then Gilly dies.

I wish I was Mark Hoppus' wife, Skye.

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Shivel

Granted, But once you become Skye, Skye in turn becomes you. Then you try to steal Mark away from you.... wacko.gif

I wish I could visit Ireland.

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star_child

Granted, but you have to share a bed with my sister, and you die from fright.

I wish I lived in The Galapagos Islands , the only human there.

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wunarmdscissor

wish id got it on wiv ma g/f's hot best friend last nite

corrup that

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Walken

You did, then your girlfriend walked in and now your infertile.

I wish I had read evrey book in the world.

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Deathbadger11

Granted but people use war heads on it blowing it up and you. to star child

Edited by LordOfTheBog

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star_child

I wish that I had a rat.

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Raistlin Majere

Granted, but that rat gives you herpes.

I wish I had a black oilskin duster coat, like Van Helsing's.

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star_child

Granted, but it gets ruined.

I wish I was the best.

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Raistlin Majere

Granted, but then I get better.

I wish I had a CAWS automatic 12 Gauge full auto-shotgun.

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Doctor_Strangelove

Granted, but you will use it to accidently shoot yoursef

I wish I was smart.

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Raistlin Majere

Granted, but it dosen't make you intelligent.

I wish somebody couldn't corrupt this one...

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Shivel
I wish I was smart.

Granted, but only smart enough to know how to make muffins.

I wish somebody couldn't corrupt this one...

Granted, that one wont be corrupted..but you just wait for number two !

I wish I had a pet fox.

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