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corrupted wish game

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The Banana Pie Eater!

Granted, but the genie want wishes from you!

I wish all the monkeys in the world would be my buttlers!

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Yona

Granted, but none of them follow orders, and mess up your carpet.

I wish I had a sword that was covered in flames.

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horrification

granted but you couldnt touch it becos it was too hot!

i wish nothing went wrong in my life

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__Kratos__

Wish Granted! To bad you are in a coma and don't know it. tongue.gif

I wish I was an almighty God that can weave the universe to his will. Have armies of thousands that will never question my commands. Have fleets of ships that will go into battle no matter the danger. Have trillions of creatures across the vast universe worship me till the day they die.

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MonkeyMan

wish granted! but everybody's an atheist and you get absolutely no respect(you don't even get acknowledge.)

I wish i had a monkey like mojo, my avatar

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Conspiracy

granted but hes a total moron and gets fat and lazy

I wish i had a giant lizard as my pet

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MonkeyMan

granted, but he gets an addiction to drugs, and you pay $3000 for rehab

i wish i didn't have to have iv needles stuck in me

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Childe_of_Malkav

Granted. You have them drilled into you.

I wish I could kill God.

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Subtemperate

Granted, but he goes to heaven....

I wish the sky was falling...

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Childe_of_Malkav

Granted. It only falls on you, and you get a sex change.

I wish I had a film company.

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Subtemperate

Granted, but the Teletubbies Film Company....

I wish I was made from cheese

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Tia

Granted, but you are broken up and put into mouse traps.

I wish I could travel the world 1st class all the way.

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Childe_of_Malkav

Granted. I slap a first calss stamp on you and send you o na round trip around the world. You arrive in my house again, 3 years later.

I wish I owned The White House.

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Subtemperate

Granted.... but you wake up as the first lady...

I wish I was a giant

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Childe_of_Malkav

granted. you are a giant nuclear fart.

I wish porn was free.

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__Kratos__

Wish Granted! To bad you lost function of your precious organ. sad.gif

I wish I had a card that gave me everything free I wanted.

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Seraphina

Granted, but your arms shrivel up into toothpicks tongue.gif

I wish...um...*thinks carefully, trying to think of one that doesn't have any side effects*....to be omnipotent? huh.gif

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MonkeyMan

wish granted, btu xince your too powerful, you collapse on yourself and die

i wish i was omniscient

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Childe_of_Malkav

Granted. I kill you for asking to be something I have no idea what it means.

I wish I was in CSI

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HolyDevil2053
wish granted, btu xince your too powerful, you collapse on yourself and die

i wish i was omniscient

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granted...but since you picked a wish that I would've have to look up in a dictionary to know what the heck omniscient was, it only will last for a day.

I wish I had better vocabulary. tongue.gif

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Childe_of_Malkav

granted. I kill you for being too smart.

I wish I was in CSI.

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HolyDevil2053

granted, but you are only in CSI as a jaywalker that gets run over in the first 8 seconds.

I wish I didn't have to work today.

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Childe_of_Malkav

Granted. You have to go on a 48 hour date with me instead.

I wish food was free.

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HolyDevil2053

lol^^^

granted...all the food you eat is now free...but now you have to pay to poop.

I wish that I was a little more normal.

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Childe_of_Malkav

Granted. We ban you from UM and steal all of your make up and act like Pam Anderson.

I wish we didn't have to pay bills.

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