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corrupted wish game

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Conspiracy

Granted but now you never get any power and water cause you dont pay

I wish i was a oscomyer wiener o.O (spelt it wrong lol)

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Childe_of_Malkav

Granted. I devour you in three bites. Um.

I wish I didn't smell so bad.. (I should have payed my bills!)

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Conspiracy

Granted but now you smell like a flower so everyone thinks ur gay

I wish i had a big pizza for lunch

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Childe_of_Malkav

(and whats wrong with being gay??)

Granted. It is one BIG pizze. however, it is covered in doggy poo. yummy!

I wish I had a sexy, woman in a 2 pice bathing suit.

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Yona

Granted, it is five feet round but it's ten years old.

I wish I had a ninja bodyguard.

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Daughter of the Nine Moons

granted...what piece of the world do you want?

I wish to win the lotto

edit: ohmy.gif !!! No fair Burnside! You asked for world peace!

Edited by Daughter of the Nine Moons

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Childe_of_Malkav

Granted. But you marry me and I steal it all and say it was all your fault.

I want to go on your picnic

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Daughter of the Nine Moons

Granted, provided you bring the right thing to my picnic. You get a bad case of poison ivy.

I wish for a plasma screen TV

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Yona

Granted but its a donner pass picnic.

I wish I had a wish that didn't kill me

EDIT- I hate being slow.....

Edited by Yona

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Childe_of_Malkav

granted. A flock of rabid chickens eat it.

I wish for a BIG pot of gold.

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wcturnersr

Wish granted, but it comes with a horny leprachaun.

I wish I had no worries

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Childe_of_Malkav

Granted. You have nothing. Nothing at all. No worries.

I wish I was loved.

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Conspiracy

Granted but your only loved by old people and animals

I wish i was a pimp o.o

Edited by Conspiracy

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Conspiracy

Granted but now your only loved by woman, guys dont love you xD

i wish i had something to eat sad.gif

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Childe_of_Malkav

Grenated. A rancid pice of meat and bo' does it bite back!

I wish I could stop asking for sexual things.

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Conspiracy

Wish granted but now you never ever wanna talk about sex again.. even with a girl!!!

I wish i could play with fire right at this moment

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wcturnersr

Wish granted, but your so ugly that fire doesn't want to play with you.

I wish I saw bigfoot right now.

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wcturnersr

Wish granted and now your dead.

I wish I was a fish that was never preyed upon.

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Childe_of_Malkav

Granted. You live for a thousand years only to be boiled when new volcano is formed.

I wish I had a Japanese girlfriend.

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wcturnersr

Granted. She has a pet chicken and you develop SARS.

I wish I could ride Nessie.

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Conspiracy

Granted but she goes underwear and you drown

I wish i had a Chupacabra

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Childe_of_Malkav

Granted, but on a full moon it shapeshifts into a big Red neck Named BUBBA and makes you give him a toss salad. And no, you can not get rid of it.

I wish my Japanese Girlfriend hadn't died.

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Conspiracy

Granted but now shess a zombie that wants to eat your brain.

I wish i had a Italian gf grin2.gif

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Conspiracy

Granted but now you can never ever get another wish ever again

I wish my italian gf would give me more then head

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Childe_of_Malkav

She gives you a 9mm bullet between your legs.

I wish birds wouldn't crap on me or my house.

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