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corrupted wish game

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horrification

granted but they come crap on your garden instead

i wish i was invisible

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Yona

granted, but because you are invisible you never get any service at the supermarket and end up dying of starvation.

I wish I had a ham.

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Childe_of_Malkav

Granted, you die from too much salt intake.

I wish I for World Peace.

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Yona

Granted but you get saddam hussein as your room mate, and yo live a rat hole. Eminem is your cheap butler and george bush is your supe. Jon kerry is you neighbor.

I wish I was a a popular singer.

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horrification

granted but u get assasinated.........

i wish i never had to wash my hair cos it was always nice n clean

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Childe_of_Malkav

Granted, but then you go bald two hours later.

I wish there was more rice in my kitchen.

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horrification

granted but thats all there is

i wish all the sexy lads out there liked me

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Thistle

OK, people I've just spent more time than I want to think about removing all the tasteless and offensive posts on here. Keep it clean from now on or warnings will be issued.

Thankyou

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Childe_of_Malkav

(kill joy)

Granted, but they all fall apart and get commited.

I wish I ruled the WORLD!

(sowwy, gtg been fun)

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horrification

granted but the whole world dies....cos ur a rubbish ruler..

i wish i had a slave

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Yona

Granted, but the slave is a 600 year old guy who takes four hours to make a sandwich.

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horrification

kool..faster then my mother

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Conspiracy

Granted but its a lil minion that is to lazy to do things

I Wish i was a Godzilla o.o

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MonkeyMan

granted, but people make several movies about you, and you spend your life in misery, always in the cameras

i wish i was the red power ranger

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Conspiracy

Granted but no onelikes u so you live in a cave for the rest of eternity

I wish i had a wish so perfect noone can screw up

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Me_Again

Granted. But the word perfect changes its meaning.

I wish I lived in Kamloops, B.C. grin2.gif

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moe eubleck

granted , a giant weasle named Boobar did not stomp said place to the ground

I wish for cheese flavored mouth wash

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Me_Again

Granted. But it tastes like beer.

I wish the word hate didn't exist

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moe eubleck

granted, the idea would still be there

Moe wishes ten french maids would visit him tonight

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Me_Again

Granted. But they forgot to shave grin2.gif

I wish that money didn't exist

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MichaelS

Granted, but now you have to work hard to earn the conch shells needed to buy things.

I wish more women near me found me attractive.

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Me_Again

Granted. But then you loose your sight.

I wish I was driving into Canada, the only person on the road....

Edited by Me_Again

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MichaelS

Granted, but the person you're on your way to see is on the bus to where you live.

I wish all Life's questions had easy answers.

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RaginCajun

Granted, but u are a 6'9 ft tall lady.

no wish.

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MichaelS

I wish a wish had been wished.

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