RaginCajun 0 #226 Posted April 7, 2005 (edited) granted, but it was a guy living in the mountains only that had not shaved since 1500. i wish two wishes for you. Edited April 7, 2005 by RaginCajun Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Walken 7 #227 Posted April 7, 2005 Granted, but one of thems that you die a painful death. I wish I was invinceable. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wcturnersr 0 #228 Posted April 7, 2005 Granted. I wished my two wishes and became wealthy and famous. I wish I can wish a wish that noone else can wish what I'm wishing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RaginCajun 0 #229 Posted April 7, 2005 granted, but that wish is so secretive that you never wish it. i wish Winning Witty Willard would wash windows wednesday while walking. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wcturnersr 0 #230 Posted April 7, 2005 Granted. But while Winning Witty Willard was walking Wednesday washing windows, a wabbit wan out in fwont of Winning Witty Willard and Winning Witty Willard went down on the gwound he stawted to fwound because he wounded his wittle hand because the window bwoke. I wish I could go back in time to see the dinosaurs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RaginCajun 0 #231 Posted April 7, 2005 granted, but you become your first "acutal real father"....hey dad i vish and voudner vhy villiam viped the vashtub. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cor_raven 0 #232 Posted April 7, 2005 (Replie blocked due the catholic like state of americas censorship policies.) I wish i had my pants on Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MichaelS 1 #233 Posted April 7, 2005 Granted, but it irritates the Chupacabra that's already wearing them. I wish I didn't have to work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
__Kratos__ 14 #234 Posted April 8, 2005 Wish Granted! to bad your dead... I wish I was a apple! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MichaelS 1 #235 Posted April 8, 2005 Granted... by the way, sorry about the worm. I wish that stereotypes didn't exist. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hibernatus 0 #236 Posted April 8, 2005 Granted... but all Koreans will have to starve now and blacks will have to get a job. I wish I wasn't physically and sexually abused as a child. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MichaelS 1 #237 Posted April 8, 2005 Granted, but now you have no reason own all those handguns, and beheaded barbie dolls. I wish that every day was a good day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
panther10758 0 #238 Posted April 8, 2005 Your wish has been granted sadly though the person who decided what a "good day" was hates you I wish my kids would listen Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aliennobasoure 0 #239 Posted April 8, 2005 wish granted just dont fool around and tell them to go play in heavy traffic i wish this gril i like in my class would like me(or if she already does just to addmit it) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RaginCajun 0 #240 Posted April 8, 2005 whoa. wish granted, but said the same thing to the school bully 10 seconds ago. i wish you were the most brilliant person on earth. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aliennobasoure 0 #241 Posted April 8, 2005 wish granted but then i get super streangth a snap you like a tooth pick i wish that i met the band"KoRn" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hibernatus 0 #242 Posted April 8, 2005 Granted, but they turned out to be a bunch of lame posers. I wish I'd stop using homeless people for archery practices Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conspiracy 39 #243 Posted April 8, 2005 Granted but now u got no targets to practice on. I wish i won the lottery. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Trickster 0 #244 Posted April 8, 2005 Granted, but ten million others also won, so you won like 5 dollars. I wish I won a new Ibanez guitar. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hibernatus 0 #245 Posted April 8, 2005 Granted, but both of your hands get cut off. I wish hell was real and I'd get to spend an eternity bathing in the river of flames. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Daughter of the Nine Moons 10,516 #246 Posted April 8, 2005 Granted, you also stub your toe. I wish I had super powers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
panther10758 0 #247 Posted April 8, 2005 Your wish has been granted but your powers are invisibilty and now no one can see you so you have no friends I wish summer was here Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Daughter of the Nine Moons 10,516 #248 Posted April 8, 2005 Granted, but your company transfers you to Antarctica I wish for a tall, non fat ,latte, extra hot with just a smidge of cinnamon. And a scone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Trickster 0 #249 Posted April 8, 2005 Granted, but you burn your mouth seriously while drinking it. (latte is a type of coffee, right? mmm.. coffee) I wish I had a hat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conspiracy 39 #250 Posted April 8, 2005 Granted but its to small for you to put on I wish i had a paintball gun Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
