__Kratos__ 14 #251 Posted April 8, 2005 Wish Granted, to bad paintballing isn't popular anymore and NOBODY plays it. I wish I had a giant dragon! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
horrification 0 #252 Posted April 8, 2005 granted but he doesnt see u and stands on u i wish my bf were here now Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conspiracy 39 #253 Posted April 8, 2005 Granted but hes frozen solid so you cant do anything with him I wish my gf were here now Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Janiel 0 #254 Posted April 8, 2005 (edited) Wish granted, but she's locked in a box made of bulletproof and soundproof glass I wish I had a box box made of bulletproof and soundproof glass... Edited April 8, 2005 by Janiel Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Walken 7 #255 Posted April 8, 2005 Granted, but you drop it and its not shock-resistent. I wish I was dateing the girl in Jan's blog. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
henpeck69 0 #256 Posted April 8, 2005 Granted, but she sprouts horns. I wish I owned a Pepsi factory. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Walken 7 #257 Posted April 8, 2005 Granted, but you produce inferior pepsi so janiel burns the factory down and kills you. I wish I had a photographic memory. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cor_raven 0 #258 Posted April 8, 2005 Granted,though its hard for a kodak roll to fire synapses I wish I'd wished i was a fish Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Janiel 0 #259 Posted April 8, 2005 (edited) Granted, but you'll be fried in about five minutes I wish I was dating BloodRayne. Edited April 8, 2005 by Janiel Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conspiracy 39 #260 Posted April 8, 2005 Granted but u end up getting eaten by a shark I wish i was the best UM poster Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Janiel 0 #261 Posted April 8, 2005 Granted, but you'd get banned for spamming. And since I was ignored, I wish I was dating BloodRayne Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cor_raven 0 #262 Posted April 8, 2005 done but you still get eaten by a skark a vampire shark with blade fin thingiys I wish for to be in a band Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conspiracy 39 #263 Posted April 8, 2005 Granted but your band is the worst band in the world I wish i found a alien Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Janiel 0 #264 Posted April 8, 2005 Granted, but the alien eats you alive and you sit in its belly and slowly digest over the course of five years. I wish I had a million dollars Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conspiracy 39 #265 Posted April 9, 2005 Granted but u waste it on mcdonalds i wish i could find the best sword in morrowind Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cor_raven 0 #266 Posted April 9, 2005 granted but when the sword is put though the disk you caan't play it, its in pieces i wish there was a decent american car Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conspiracy 39 #267 Posted April 9, 2005 Granted but it goes out of business in 5 days I wish i was at a womans Bikini party Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Falco Rex 13 #268 Posted April 9, 2005 Granted. But it's the Bulgarian Womens' weight-lifting teams' bikini party.. I wish I had my own television show... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bizeebutt 1 #269 Posted April 9, 2005 Granted, but it only airs at 3:00 AM on Monday mornings. I wish I were an oscar mayer wiener... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tia 237 #270 Posted April 9, 2005 (edited) Granted, and heres a pack of hounds to help celebrate your change. I wish to get a great piccy of a Yowie. Edited April 9, 2005 by Tia Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
henpeck69 0 #271 Posted April 9, 2005 (edited) Wish granted, but the Yowie turns around and eats you. I wish I had blonde hair. Edited April 9, 2005 by henpeck69 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conspiracy 39 #272 Posted April 9, 2005 Granted but everyone calls u blonde cause u got blonde hair and u do turn stupid cause of it I wish i could party with some crazy mexicans!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
henpeck69 0 #273 Posted April 9, 2005 Granted but you turn into a giant taco. I wish I had muscles. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RaginCajun 0 #274 Posted April 9, 2005 granted, but you are so muscular that everyone thinks you are a man. i wish you a happy ending. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moe eubleck 2 #275 Posted April 9, 2005 (edited) granted , you choke on a pudding pop before you could make said wish Moe wishes Bill Cosby would call. WHY WONT HE CALL US???? Edited April 9, 2005 by moe eubleck Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
