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corrupted wish game

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Childe_of_Malkav

What ever wish you wanted, granted, however, I dismiss it 3 hours later, and you live your life with homobhobic lesbians.

I wish- I wish I was perfect.

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Dog Demon

Granted, but in a few hours you will be mauled by a pack of rabid badgers.

I wish I had $1,000,000. grin2.gif

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Childe_of_Malkav

Granted. Too bad your husband is in the Mafia. He uses your new funds to buy him a hit squad from the CIA.

I wish I could own the sun, so I could slap everyone with a "sunshine use" bill.

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star_child

Granted, but then the Sun dies. So do we.

I wish I was in L6 at school. (6th year)

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Childe_of_Malkav

Grnated, but you have to wear skimp little skirts and you chew bubble gum REALLY loud and all the boys drool over you, so you never get any word done and fail. Tough Titty.

I wish someone would make me a BIG Pancake.

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aliennobasoure

granted but it turnes out the cook used raw eggs original.gif

i wish i was in a world wide known band

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Childe_of_Malkav

*Blank Post*.

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Childe_of_Malkav

granted. However, it is a Christian band and you are all blown to tiny pieces by LSD, homophobic, Weed sniffin' Karate Ninjas.

I wish I had the biggest starfleet in the galaxy.

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The Roswell Man

granted. i wish evryone on earth had £10,000

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moe eubleck

granted, we werent a planet of intelligent jelly fish whose monetary system was in oysters

Moe wishes to dance the polka with Abe Lincoln

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Dog Demon

Granted, but halfway through he will break his ankle.

I wish I could go deer hunting.

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Childe_of_Malkav

granted. the deer hunt you to the death.

i wish i could eat alone.

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Walken

Granted, but you have to eat those you love.

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Childe_of_Malkav

I wish I there was a Dunkin' Doughnuts in my town.

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star_child

Granted, but they close due to lack of customers because they suck.

I wish I had a flying Unicorn.

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Conspiracy

granted but hes to small for u to ride on

i wish i had a pet hedgehog

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moe eubleck

granted you didnt prick yourself petting it

Moe wishes for talcum powder

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cor_raven

Granted but you are mistaken by a cop for a imagrent with cocaiine and are beaten to kingdo come with a fish

a really angry fish

who stinks

I wish for someone to bring me a shrubery

NI

NI

NI

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moe eubleck

granted, the shrubber is blind and also trims your head

a really angry head

who stinks

We wish for cheese flavored lollipops

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star_child

Granted, but no need to say they stink....

I wish I had a gun to shoot those bloody kids who keep running past my house! mad.gif

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moe eubleck

granted , the FBI is not monitoring this websight

We wish for tummy rubs

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star_child

Granted, but they are given with very long, pointy sharp unfiled nails. That would hurt, by the way.

I wish my iPod didn't break. crying.gif

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moe eubleck

granted , you recieved a jazzy new one for rubbing tummys.

moe wishes for fishes

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star_child

Granted, but PETA rescue them, and you have none.

I wish I had a Gibson. Pete Townshend style.

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moe eubleck

granted, pete doesnt switch to Ibanez

Moe wishes for a wah wah peddle. they are wholesome.

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