corrupted wish game

[Childe_of_Malkav 0]

What ever wish you wanted, granted, however, I dismiss it 3 hours later, and you live your life with homobhobic lesbians.

I wish- I wish I was perfect.

[Dog Demon 0]

Granted, but in a few hours you will be mauled by a pack of rabid badgers.

I wish I had $1,000,000.

[Childe_of_Malkav 0]

Granted. Too bad your husband is in the Mafia. He uses your new funds to buy him a hit squad from the CIA.

I wish I could own the sun, so I could slap everyone with a "sunshine use" bill.

[star_child 0]

Granted, but then the Sun dies. So do we.

I wish I was in L6 at school. (6th year)

[Childe_of_Malkav 0]

Grnated, but you have to wear skimp little skirts and you chew bubble gum REALLY loud and all the boys drool over you, so you never get any word done and fail. Tough Titty.

I wish someone would make me a BIG Pancake.

[aliennobasoure 0]

granted but it turnes out the cook used raw eggs

i wish i was in a world wide known band

[Childe_of_Malkav 0]

*Blank Post*.

Edited April 9, 2005 by Vader

[Childe_of_Malkav 0]

granted. However, it is a Christian band and you are all blown to tiny pieces by LSD, homophobic, Weed sniffin' Karate Ninjas.

I wish I had the biggest starfleet in the galaxy.

[The Roswell Man 0]

granted. i wish evryone on earth had £10,000

[moe eubleck 2]

granted, we werent a planet of intelligent jelly fish whose monetary system was in oysters

Moe wishes to dance the polka with Abe Lincoln

[Dog Demon 0]

Granted, but halfway through he will break his ankle.

I wish I could go deer hunting.

[Childe_of_Malkav 0]

granted. the deer hunt you to the death.

i wish i could eat alone.

[Walken 7]

Granted, but you have to eat those you love.

[Childe_of_Malkav 0]

I wish I there was a Dunkin' Doughnuts in my town.

[star_child 0]

Granted, but they close due to lack of customers because they suck.

I wish I had a flying Unicorn.

[Conspiracy 39]

granted but hes to small for u to ride on

i wish i had a pet hedgehog

[moe eubleck 2]

granted you didnt prick yourself petting it

Moe wishes for talcum powder

Edited April 9, 2005 by moe eubleck

[cor_raven 0]

Granted but you are mistaken by a cop for a imagrent with cocaiine and are beaten to kingdo come with a fish

a really angry fish

who stinks

I wish for someone to bring me a shrubery

NI

NI

NI

[moe eubleck 2]

granted, the shrubber is blind and also trims your head

a really angry head

who stinks

We wish for cheese flavored lollipops

[star_child 0]

Granted, but no need to say they stink....

I wish I had a gun to shoot those bloody kids who keep running past my house!

Edited April 9, 2005 by star_child

[moe eubleck 2]

granted , the FBI is not monitoring this websight

We wish for tummy rubs

[star_child 0]

Granted, but they are given with very long, pointy sharp unfiled nails. That would hurt, by the way.

I wish my iPod didn't break.

[moe eubleck 2]

granted , you recieved a jazzy new one for rubbing tummys.

moe wishes for fishes

[star_child 0]

Granted, but PETA rescue them, and you have none.

I wish I had a Gibson. Pete Townshend style.

[moe eubleck 2]

granted, pete doesnt switch to Ibanez

Moe wishes for a wah wah peddle. they are wholesome.