Childe_of_Malkav 0 #301 Posted April 9, 2005 What ever wish you wanted, granted, however, I dismiss it 3 hours later, and you live your life with homobhobic lesbians. I wish- I wish I was perfect. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dog Demon 0 #302 Posted April 9, 2005 Granted, but in a few hours you will be mauled by a pack of rabid badgers. I wish I had $1,000,000. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Childe_of_Malkav 0 #303 Posted April 9, 2005 Granted. Too bad your husband is in the Mafia. He uses your new funds to buy him a hit squad from the CIA. I wish I could own the sun, so I could slap everyone with a "sunshine use" bill. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
star_child 0 #304 Posted April 9, 2005 Granted, but then the Sun dies. So do we. I wish I was in L6 at school. (6th year) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Childe_of_Malkav 0 #305 Posted April 9, 2005 Grnated, but you have to wear skimp little skirts and you chew bubble gum REALLY loud and all the boys drool over you, so you never get any word done and fail. Tough Titty. I wish someone would make me a BIG Pancake. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aliennobasoure 0 #306 Posted April 9, 2005 granted but it turnes out the cook used raw eggs i wish i was in a world wide known band Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Childe_of_Malkav 0 #307 Posted April 9, 2005 (edited) *Blank Post*. Edited April 9, 2005 by Vader Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Childe_of_Malkav 0 #308 Posted April 9, 2005 granted. However, it is a Christian band and you are all blown to tiny pieces by LSD, homophobic, Weed sniffin' Karate Ninjas. I wish I had the biggest starfleet in the galaxy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Roswell Man 0 #309 Posted April 9, 2005 granted. i wish evryone on earth had £10,000 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moe eubleck 2 #310 Posted April 9, 2005 granted, we werent a planet of intelligent jelly fish whose monetary system was in oysters Moe wishes to dance the polka with Abe Lincoln Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dog Demon 0 #311 Posted April 9, 2005 Granted, but halfway through he will break his ankle. I wish I could go deer hunting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Childe_of_Malkav 0 #312 Posted April 9, 2005 granted. the deer hunt you to the death. i wish i could eat alone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Walken 7 #313 Posted April 9, 2005 Granted, but you have to eat those you love. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Childe_of_Malkav 0 #314 Posted April 9, 2005 I wish I there was a Dunkin' Doughnuts in my town. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
star_child 0 #315 Posted April 9, 2005 Granted, but they close due to lack of customers because they suck. I wish I had a flying Unicorn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conspiracy 39 #316 Posted April 9, 2005 granted but hes to small for u to ride on i wish i had a pet hedgehog Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moe eubleck 2 #317 Posted April 9, 2005 (edited) granted you didnt prick yourself petting it Moe wishes for talcum powder Edited April 9, 2005 by moe eubleck Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cor_raven 0 #318 Posted April 9, 2005 Granted but you are mistaken by a cop for a imagrent with cocaiine and are beaten to kingdo come with a fish a really angry fish who stinks I wish for someone to bring me a shrubery NI NI NI Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moe eubleck 2 #319 Posted April 9, 2005 granted, the shrubber is blind and also trims your head a really angry head who stinks We wish for cheese flavored lollipops Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
star_child 0 #320 Posted April 9, 2005 (edited) Granted, but no need to say they stink.... I wish I had a gun to shoot those bloody kids who keep running past my house! Edited April 9, 2005 by star_child Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moe eubleck 2 #321 Posted April 9, 2005 granted , the FBI is not monitoring this websight We wish for tummy rubs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
star_child 0 #322 Posted April 9, 2005 Granted, but they are given with very long, pointy sharp unfiled nails. That would hurt, by the way. I wish my iPod didn't break. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moe eubleck 2 #323 Posted April 9, 2005 granted , you recieved a jazzy new one for rubbing tummys. moe wishes for fishes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
star_child 0 #324 Posted April 9, 2005 Granted, but PETA rescue them, and you have none. I wish I had a Gibson. Pete Townshend style. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moe eubleck 2 #325 Posted April 9, 2005 granted, pete doesnt switch to Ibanez Moe wishes for a wah wah peddle. they are wholesome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites