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corrupted wish game

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cor_raven

Granted but you get a basd rash

I wish for a box of wonder

and another shrubery

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aliennobasoure

granted but it says this wish will self destruct in 5...4...3...2..1 beebeeebeeeb BBBOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i wish i had a girlfreind

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star_child

Awwwww! Granted, (how can I corrupt such a cute wish?) but then all the girls chase you, so she dumps you, then you get all the other ones.

I wish I could move out.

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Walken

Granted, but into a cardboard box.

I wish for an infinite supply or smarties.

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star_child

Granted, but they are 10 years out of date, won't bio-degrade, and Green Peace are now after you, with their good friends the FBI.

I wish I was happy.

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Walken

Granted, but happy as in stoned.

I wish I was made of gold.

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star_child

Stoned is good!

You are now made of gold, but I will sell you on Ebay.

I wish I was good at art.

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Walken

Granted, but only the pornographic kind.

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star_child

Still good!

I wish I could live on Venus.

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Walken

Granted, but you die.

I wish I was made of lego grin2.gif

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star_child

Granted, but then one of those dumb kids that keep running past my house with sticks break you, and eat the little bits. (they are stupid kids)

I wish I knew my Spanish Orals.

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horrification

granted but its spanish oral sex.....

i wish i had a cllection vat of blood insted of havin to go out n hunt every time

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star_child

Granted, but it clotts and goes rancid.

I wish I passed all my tests that I have next month, and know nothing about.

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Childe_of_Malkav

granted. But you have to have sex with the Might Thor, who smells like a hog.

I wish I could eat metal.

Edited by Vader

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horrification

granted but ur teeth fall out

i wish that i liked clotty blood....its rather chewey....i hate it wen it goes like tht

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aliennobasoure

granted but the blood turns out to be blood with cancer

i wish i met the band metalica

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horrification

granted but they are all phsyco and kill u with a chair....

i wish i was immune to all diseases

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Walken

Granted, but then you get hit by a truck.

I wish I could turn invisable at will.

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horrification

granted but u cant tuch anything u go rite thru it...

i wish i was immune to death

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__Kratos__

Wish Granted! You get hunted down by the village people, they lock you in a chest and bury you. You shrink and starve wishing to die every moment.

I wish I had a $1.35!

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MonkeyMan

granted, but you live life in misery

i wish i had my own monkey.

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__Kratos__

Wish Granted! It turned evil on you and rips our your eye balls only to EAT them! Then once you are screaming in agony and blinded, it sneaks around you and stabs you in the back of the legs so you may fall. Then the evil monkey goes aztec on your butt and sacrifices you to the sun god, by removing your heart with its hands!

I wish I wasn't so warped in the head. grin2.gif

Edited by __Kratos__

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horrification

granted but it only lasts a secnd becos u hit ur head on a table so it knocked u out for a while...

i wish i cud have nething i wanted

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final flight

Hey thats cheating.

I wish i owned microsoft.

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aliennobasoure

granted but it gets hacked

i wish i met johnathan davis

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