cor_raven 0 #326 Posted April 9, 2005 Granted but you get a basd rash I wish for a box of wonder and another shrubery Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aliennobasoure 0 #327 Posted April 9, 2005 granted but it says this wish will self destruct in 5...4...3...2..1 beebeeebeeeb BBBOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i wish i had a girlfreind Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
star_child 0 #328 Posted April 9, 2005 Awwwww! Granted, (how can I corrupt such a cute wish?) but then all the girls chase you, so she dumps you, then you get all the other ones. I wish I could move out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Walken 7 #329 Posted April 9, 2005 Granted, but into a cardboard box. I wish for an infinite supply or smarties. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
star_child 0 #330 Posted April 9, 2005 Granted, but they are 10 years out of date, won't bio-degrade, and Green Peace are now after you, with their good friends the FBI. I wish I was happy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Walken 7 #331 Posted April 9, 2005 Granted, but happy as in stoned. I wish I was made of gold. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
star_child 0 #332 Posted April 9, 2005 Stoned is good! You are now made of gold, but I will sell you on Ebay. I wish I was good at art. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Walken 7 #333 Posted April 9, 2005 Granted, but only the pornographic kind. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
star_child 0 #334 Posted April 9, 2005 Still good! I wish I could live on Venus. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Walken 7 #335 Posted April 9, 2005 Granted, but you die. I wish I was made of lego Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
star_child 0 #336 Posted April 9, 2005 Granted, but then one of those dumb kids that keep running past my house with sticks break you, and eat the little bits. (they are stupid kids) I wish I knew my Spanish Orals. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
horrification 0 #337 Posted April 9, 2005 granted but its spanish oral sex..... i wish i had a cllection vat of blood insted of havin to go out n hunt every time Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
star_child 0 #338 Posted April 9, 2005 Granted, but it clotts and goes rancid. I wish I passed all my tests that I have next month, and know nothing about. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Childe_of_Malkav 0 #339 Posted April 9, 2005 (edited) granted. But you have to have sex with the Might Thor, who smells like a hog. I wish I could eat metal. Edited April 9, 2005 by Vader Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
horrification 0 #340 Posted April 9, 2005 granted but ur teeth fall out i wish that i liked clotty blood....its rather chewey....i hate it wen it goes like tht Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aliennobasoure 0 #341 Posted April 9, 2005 granted but the blood turns out to be blood with cancer i wish i met the band metalica Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
horrification 0 #342 Posted April 9, 2005 granted but they are all phsyco and kill u with a chair.... i wish i was immune to all diseases Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Walken 7 #343 Posted April 9, 2005 Granted, but then you get hit by a truck. I wish I could turn invisable at will. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
horrification 0 #344 Posted April 9, 2005 granted but u cant tuch anything u go rite thru it... i wish i was immune to death Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
__Kratos__ 14 #345 Posted April 9, 2005 Wish Granted! You get hunted down by the village people, they lock you in a chest and bury you. You shrink and starve wishing to die every moment. I wish I had a $1.35! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MonkeyMan 0 #346 Posted April 9, 2005 granted, but you live life in misery i wish i had my own monkey. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
__Kratos__ 14 #347 Posted April 9, 2005 (edited) Wish Granted! It turned evil on you and rips our your eye balls only to EAT them! Then once you are screaming in agony and blinded, it sneaks around you and stabs you in the back of the legs so you may fall. Then the evil monkey goes aztec on your butt and sacrifices you to the sun god, by removing your heart with its hands! I wish I wasn't so warped in the head. Edited April 9, 2005 by __Kratos__ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
horrification 0 #348 Posted April 9, 2005 granted but it only lasts a secnd becos u hit ur head on a table so it knocked u out for a while... i wish i cud have nething i wanted Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
final flight 0 #349 Posted April 9, 2005 Hey thats cheating. I wish i owned microsoft. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aliennobasoure 0 #350 Posted April 9, 2005 granted but it gets hacked i wish i met johnathan davis Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
