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corrupted wish game

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snuffypuffer

Granted, but he turns out to be a giant tool.

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner.

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saRa

Granted, but you shall only eat what you are...

I wish I could end world hunger...

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Walken

Granted, but then evreyones obsese and dies; the survivors blame this on you and kill you.

I wish I was king.

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saRa

Granted, but eveyone turns on you. Heresy!

I wish that there could be world peace.

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Janiel

Granted, but in order for there to be total peace everyone has to become gay, and in that we slowly go extinct.

I wish I had a pepsi right now. (bleh)

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saRa

Granted, but it turns into... evil Coca-Cola! bwahahah! sad.gif

I wish that I weren't in pain... dontgetit.gif

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Janiel

Granted, but your pain would go to someone else instead and they would be in pain.

I wish I some freaking money, damnit >_<

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saRa

Granted, but I loose money so you can gain the money...

I wish that you get enough money for the prom in time...

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Janiel

Granted, but prom ends up sucking ass and we wish we didn't pay...

I wish I had more time >_>

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Conspiracy

Granted but u got nothing to fill it so your always bored

i wish i had the biggest t.v in the world

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saRa

Granted, but you get the smallest remote in the world...

I wish I could fly...

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_Nyx_

wish granted, but you can only fly during a full moon.

I wish never to get ill or sick again.

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Conspiracy

Granted but then you must take a pill every hour to not get sick or ill

i wish i could catch the gingerbread man tongue.gif

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Walken

Granted, but it tastes bad.

I wish I could taste good things instead of bad.

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Conspiracy

Granted but that means ur cursed to only eat poo for the rest of eternity

I wish i had a nice coffee from Tim Hortans

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Childe_of_Malkav

Granted, but I peed in it and Walken did other male things in it.

I wish I could close this topic.

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Conspiracy

Granted but now all the nerds are mad so it becomes the attack of the nerds

I wish my mom would stop b****ing at me. (seriously lol)

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mypaddedroom

Granted, but only on Sundays...

I wish I had every Tupac cd

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HolyDevil2053

granted, but all the cds skip or have errors.

I wish that I could have a stressful day and not smoke...I quit, but then 2 years later I start working 2 jobs and Ta-da! I am killing myself slowly again.

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mypaddedroom

All that granted except you listen to a different Tupac song everyday for over 3 hours and you like it.

I wish I owned a store

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pagan_jedi_girl

Granted, you will be robbed at gun point

I wish I was taller!

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Childe_of_Malkav

Granted. But you pee yourself all the time.

I wish I could take a dump in the Oval Office.

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mypaddedroom

Granted, but there will be no toilet paper within a mile from you.

I wish my cell phone bill was $3.00

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pagan_jedi_girl

Granted, but this wish costs you $2,000

I wish I had spaceship, that worked, and could never be stolen

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mypaddedroom

Granted, the drivers license for that is $150,000 for every 2 years.

I wish I had $1million dollars now. laugh.gif

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