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corrupted wish game

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Childe_of_Malkav

Granted, but it has no lightspeed engine.

I wish I could wipe my nose.

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pagan_jedi_girl

Granted, but you will lose it in a bet

Granted, but you will have to wipe kindergardener's noses

I wish I could rule the world

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Tia

Granted, you may rule the world of dung beetles. tongue.gif

I wish I could breathe underwater.

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Childe_of_Malkav

Granted, but you are hunted down by the anti-human fish corp. and gilled to death.

I wish I could buy the internet.

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pagan_jedi_girl

granted. But it will cost you billions!

I wish for world peace

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star_child

Granted, but you have to die to enable it.

I wish I could drive.

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pagan_jedi_girl

(Martyrdom? Hmnnnn)

Granted, but you will never get in a car again!

I wish for an end to suffering

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star_child

Granted, but I am afraid I can't corrupt that. Umm....You shall be a martyr again, but more painful this time.

I wish I could drive and have a Chevy.

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pagan_jedi_girl

Granted, but you will never drive *in* the Chevy!

I wish for the world to be healthy again

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star_child

Granted, but for that to happen, all the humans need to die.

I wish I could be invisible.

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pagan_jedi_girl

Granted, but you will never be loved

I wish for nature and humanity to live in peace an health

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Childe_of_Malkav

Oh I can't currupt that. U+you shall turn to the Dark SIde and be raped by your son and die a death by blaster blots in order for it happen.

I wish I was a Jedi.

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horrification

granted but ur light saber turns against u and kills u.

i wish i was older

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Tia

Granted you've just reached the grand old age of 103yrs and are about to die. tongue.gif

I wish for a good nights sleep.

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horrification

granted but u sleep forever

i wish i had a lot of spare blank cds

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Kryso

Granted, but you can never put anything on them!

I wish I had a Lamborghini.

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horrification

granted but it turns on u and runs u over

i wish there were no chavs

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aliennobasoure

i dont know are those are so i will just say you die laugh.gif

i wish i had every koRn CD EVER!!!

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horrification

granted but u have nothing to listen to them on

i wish i had £65

(a chav is another word for a townie)

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aliennobasoure

granted but you have nothing to spend it on

i wish i had a pet bigfoot

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horrification

granted but it stands on u.....

i wish i was in Japan

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Walken

Granted, but gravity fails and you fall off the world.

I wish it was christmas.

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Conspiracy

Granted but u get no gifts

I wish it was my birthday

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horrification

graned but every one thinks its tomorow...so u spend it alone

i wish i was 18 and stayed and looked that way forever

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Walken

Granted, but you get bored.

I wish I had a gun.

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