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corrupted wish game

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horrification

granted but u can't work out how to release the safety

i wish my house was tidy

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Conspiracy

granted but its to tidy for ur liking

i wish there were no such thing as mosquitos

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horrification

granted but in exchange theres um other stupid biting flying insect around but 10x worse

i wish my toyota celica was full of fuel

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Walken

Granted, but its EVIL!

I wish I had more pepsi.

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horrification

granted but its pepsi MAX

i wish my toyota celica loved me

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mypaddedroom

Granted, but it don't run.

I wish I had no more school!

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Childe_of_Malkav

Granted. It is bombed by a group of fanatic grasshoppers. Everyone dies and the grasshoppers begin to wage war on the Aliens. No more school!!!

I wish I was 15 again.

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henpeck69

Granted but you develop a severe case of acne.

I wish I could sing.

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Shivel

Granted, But you sing so much you lose your voice forever.

I wish i had a bottle of water.

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henpeck69

Granted but you find out someone peed in it first.

I wish I had a spider monkey.

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mr dollarhyde

Wish granted but you get a phobia about spiders and monkeys devil.gif

I wish i had £10 for every time i said I wish thumbsup.gif

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henpeck69

Granted but it is in foreign money so you can't spend it!

I wish I had cat whiskers.

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_Nyx_

Granted, but you have a tail, too.

I wish I could play the piano.

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henpeck69

Granted but you can only play with your feet.

I wish I could have a Doberman.

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MonkeyMan

granted but you get bitten by it all the time.

i wish i had chicken fingers....(as opposed to real fingers)

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_Nyx_

granted, but you also have a beak.

I wish I could be 29 forever

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Elvis

Granted, but you would get married and have kids, and they would all die before you, as would your grandchildren, as would their kids, as would their kids... and you would be depressingly lonely after a while.

I wish I could wish a wish that nobody could corrupt.

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ABOTU

Granted but everyone would end up hating you...

I wish I didn't have a burned dinner

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henpeck69

Granted but it is dog food(Alpo).

I wish I was a gypsy.

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Falco Rex

Granted. But you have no sex life..Your husband has crystal balls..

I wish I ruled Hell..

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henpeck69

OUCH grin2.gif

Granted but you have to kiss the feet of the other members.

I wish I had a bouncy ball.

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Shivel

Granted, but the ball was so bouncy that you died. mellow.gif

I wish this wish was wished by a wishing fish.

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_Nyx_

granted, but a wishing fish always dies after making a wish

I wish my kids would realize that I am smarter than they think they are

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henpeck69

Granted but your kids turn into minature Einsteins.

I wish I could do a backflip.

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cor_raven

(Respones edited do to WRONG

i WISH i WASN'T SO WRONG

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