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corrupted wish game

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_Nyx_
Granted but your kids turn into minature Einsteins.

I wish I could do a backflip.

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that's not so bad is it? blush.gif

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aliennobasoure

i wish i was a ghost

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cor_raven

Granted, you are now a gohst set to haunt an out house in the midle of nowwhere that hasn't been cleaned in twenty years

I wish i had a thumb on a stick

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MonkeyMan

granted. but it rots ands smells really bad

i wish i was the chicken man

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_Nyx_

granted, but you can only date hens....

I wish I had a heart of gold

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MonkeyMan

granted, but it's so heavy that you can't walk or do anytihng.

i wish i forgot to wish

edit:i did

Edited by MonkeyMan

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henpeck69

Granted but you forget everything else also.

I wish I could raise sheep.

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_Nyx_

granted, but they are mutant monster sheep who eat everything in their path.

I wish I were a little bar of soap....

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henpeck69

Granted but you get shoved underneath a hairy armpit. Eeeew! grin2.gif

I wish my 2 boys could get along for an hour without fighting eachother. rolleyes.gif

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MonkeyMan

granted, but your bored by the utter silence......

i wish i was marilyn manson

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_Nyx_

granted, but then they get along so well they never leave home so they can be with each other forever. Ahhh!

I wish I looked like Angelina Jolie

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henpeck69

Monkeyman:Granted but a crazed fan follows you around.

Lila:Granted but your lips become so huge they fall off.

I wish I had a Harley Davidson motorcycle.

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_Nyx_

granted, but then you will have to ride in the rain and snow

I wish a woman would get elected president

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henpeck69

Granted but the vice president is a monkey.

I wish I had a hour long backrub.

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_Nyx_

granted, but you really don't want to know who's doing it.....

I wish I could write left handed

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MonkeyMan

granted..........im left too i can't diss it

i wish i was right handed

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henpeck69

Granted you can write left handed but can only walk/hop with your left foot.

I wish I was a fairy.

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_Nyx_

granted, but someone catches you and sticks you in a jar.

I wish I had finished school.

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MonkeyMan

granted, but all the jobs available are ones hat don't require schooling

i wish the pink power ranger was my gf

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_Nyx_

granted, but she can and does kick your butt often just for practice

I wish I could be Queen of the whole wide world

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MonkeyMan

granted, btu you are a bee, so you make kid bees 24/7

i wish i was an astronaut(i knwow aht you're thinking)

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_Nyx_

you'll spend forever in space?

I wish I were a HUMAN queen of the world

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MonkeyMan

granted, but you are disliked bacause you are named elizabeth.

i wish i was a ninja

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henpeck69

Granted you are a HUMAN queen bee with an uncontrollable appetite for honey.

I wish I was a beauty queen.

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MonkeyMan

granted, but you lose all the time

i wish i was a ninja

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