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corrupted wish game

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Demonic Angel

granted but then everything about you is corrupted

i wish this christmas didn't suck.

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jesspy

granted this Christmas wont but every other one will

I wish I was happy

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-JfS-

Granted, JFS sings you a happy song and does his happy dance :su. Then he steals your Tim Tams.

I wish for a basketball.

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jesspy

granted but it will be deflated and punctered so you can never use it

I wish JFS wouldnt steal my TIM TAMS

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-JfS-

Granted, I buy you a box of Tim Tams, and then bring it up later when I need a favor.

I wish for a Gas Mask.

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jesspy

granted you will have a mask pinned to your face that is made from methane

I wish I could see into the future and then by winning lotto tickets

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-JfS-

Granted, but JFS keeps hounding you for money.

I wish I had a bottle of the finest Wine.

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jesspy

granted but you will drop the bottle and it will smash everywhere and this is why you will be hounding jesspy for money so you can by another bottle and everytime you do it will break.

i wish people would stop refering to me as that guy or he

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-JfS-

Granted, JFS punches them all in the stomach, but he isn't going to be around forever.

I wish for a goldfish that can transform into a goat.

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jesspy

granted but the goat will have a three second memory and when its a fish it will constantly head butt the side of the tank :wacko:

I wish I had a toaster that worked

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MysteryLight

Granted but anything you put in there comes out burned and black

I wish my parrot didn't yell so much

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-JfS-

Granted, it develops another personality and mumbles to itself.

I wish I could go swimming.

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jesspy

granted instead of yelling it will poopies more

I wish it wasnt so hot

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-JfS-

Granted, you wake up and get out of the tanning bed *shrugs*.

I wish you had seen my last wish :cry:

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jesspy

granted I saw it you go swimming in shark infested waters

i wish I had a starbucks outside my house

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-JfS-

Granted, but you get children's play money.

I wish to be Superman.

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jesspy

Granted but ladies hate you because you are as fast as a speeding bullet in more ways then one

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-JfS-

:blush::lol:

Granted, you get nothing.

I wish I was Wolverine from the X-men.

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jesspy

Gratnted but your claws will be permantely out and you will always need to scratch your bottom.

I wish I was a butterfly

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-JfS-

:lol:

Granted, you get caught, then stapled to a piece of wood.

I wish for some Watermelon.

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jesspy

Granted but you will swallow a seed and a watermelon will grow in your tummy and explode

I wish I didnt have to go

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-JfS-

Granted, but you can never leave.

I wish you a Merry Christmas.

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jesspy

Granted, but you can never leave.

I wish you a Merry Christmas.

thanks bye bye :no::cry:

Anyhoo to keep this game going....

i once saw a man who

Edited by jesspy

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-JfS-

Bye, for now :devil:

Granted, no you didn't.

I wish I was a genius.

Edited by JFS

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MysteryLight

Granted but you are under the government's control

I wish I had some dessert

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