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corrupted wish game

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nativechick1989

Granted . . it's the end of the world as we know it.

I wish I had a dictionary.

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MysteryLight

Granted, but it only contains the words falling under the letter Z

I wish that I hopefully escape any natural disaster coming my way in the future

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-JfS-

Granted, you don't have a future. The world is going to end remember?

I wish for a balloon.

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nativechick1989

Granted . . a hot air balloon that carries you off into space.

I wish someone would give me some tulips.

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MysteryLight

Granted but after a day, they begin to break apart

I wish that my watch could wake me up in the morning

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nativechick1989

Granted . . . it startles you awake where you kill over with a heart attack.

I wish I could sing like an angel.

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MysteryLight

Granted but only in the eyes of birds

I wish that the days didn't pass by so quickly

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nativechick1989

Granted . . . now they go by so slow, that you go crazy from boredom.

I wish I was in NH.

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MysteryLight

Granted but the way you got there is not the same way you are coming back :alien:

I wish I had the best fishing equipment ever, including a boat :D

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nativechick1989

Granted . . but all the equipment is miniaturized (useless).

I wish I didn't have to get up so early for work.

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MysteryLight

Granted, but you now have to go at night

I wish some people wouldn't fake the cryptid sightings

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nativechick1989

Granted . . :tu:

I wish I had a cinnamon roll.

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MysteryLight

Granted, it doesn't have cinnamon on it

I wish for a surprise hurricane or powerful storm to come my way

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nativechick1989

Granted . . but it misses you and destroys your entire family.

I wish I had a candle.

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101

Granted you get a candle- but it makes you sneeze

I wish I had the sex appeal of Miss Piggy.

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MysteryLight

Granted but you then actually start to look like her too

I wish I catch a lot of fish tonight

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nativechick1989
I wish I had the sex appeal of Miss Piggy.

Granted . . you smell like pork.

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I wish I catch a lot of fish tonight

Granted . . they're minnows

I wish I had a magic maker.

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MysteryLight

Granted but you turn yourself invisible and can never recover until you die

I wish I will catch a grouper :D

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101

user posted image

My recent picture.

Granted You get a magic maker- but it breaks and the magic you make is going to back fire

I wish PA could turn into Kermit now.

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101

Granted but you turn yourself invisible and can never recover until you die

I wish I will catch a grouper :D

Granted- but the grouper you catch is pregnant- you have to throw her back.

He he.

I wish NC could come to Florida.

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nativechick1989

Granted . . North Carolina is now next door to Florida.

I wish I had some blistex.

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MysteryLight

Granted but it is worthless to use and is empty

I wish I knew what a blistex was

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nativechick1989

Granted . . but it's foul and causes your lips to fall off.

I wish there were more coyotes around here.

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MysteryLight

Granted but they gather around your house and will attack you the moment you go outside

I wish I had some chocolate

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nativechick1989

Granted . . chocolate covered cherry bombs and they explode in your stomache.

I wish I was finished with all my housework.

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