Walken 6 #76 Posted April 3, 2005 Granted, but you become a rabbit. I wish we had more smilys. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MonkeyMan 0 #77 Posted April 3, 2005 (edited) we shall have more smileys, but they all shall depict you with extremely horibble hair, kissing chun mai. edit see age thread i wish i had no nose Edited April 3, 2005 by MonkeyMan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shivel 3 #78 Posted April 3, 2005 Granted, But you will also have no mouth. I wish I could find my pants. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MonkeyMan 0 #79 Posted April 3, 2005 your wish is granted, but whenever you sit down, you pee yourself i wish i owned the world Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tia 182 #80 Posted April 4, 2005 Granted, you own the world and as such must clear all the sewerage systems by hand. I wish I was a famous movie star. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
__Kratos__ 14 #81 Posted April 4, 2005 Wish Granted! One month later illegal downloading crashes the movie industry and you are jobless and have no money. I wish I could have a clone made to do my very last term of school for me! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ABOTU 1 #82 Posted April 4, 2005 Wish granted but the clone will get all of the answers wrong I wish for a new, awesome teacher Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MonkeyMan 0 #83 Posted April 4, 2005 you have a new awesome teacher, but he/she dies in a car accident and you get a fat nun instead. i wish i had no fingernails Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
horrification 0 #84 Posted April 4, 2005 ok u have no finger nails but u end up getting a job gardening and the dirt gets where ur fingernails were and mak it rele painful and they bleed loads so u bleed to death........ i wish i cud die Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yona 15 #85 Posted April 4, 2005 (edited) Wish granted, but you lose all your toenails and body hair! I wish I will die in a super horrible accident with lots of explosions. Edit-Dang Im slow.... Wish Granted, But you end up being resurected in a resident evil type setting. Edited April 4, 2005 by Yona Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MonkeyMan 0 #86 Posted April 4, 2005 you shall , but you actaully get revived and nobody cares about it i wish i had a million dollars Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
star_child 0 #87 Posted April 4, 2005 Granted, but you give it all to me. I wish I was an expert in Yoga. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MonkeyMan 0 #88 Posted April 4, 2005 grantd but you get stuck in the handbasket position until you die i wish i was a turtle named glenn Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
horrification 0 #89 Posted April 4, 2005 (edited) granted but u get fat n cant get move so u die in ur shell i wish i was a puddle of water Edited April 4, 2005 by horrification Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MonkeyMan 0 #90 Posted April 4, 2005 granted but you get splattered all over the place then evaporate i wish i was a rocck star Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
horrification 0 #91 Posted April 4, 2005 granted but ur rele old and get back pains and cnt "rock" any more i wish i was a faerie in a jar Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MonkeyMan 0 #92 Posted April 4, 2005 granted but peter griffin owns you and you he farts in the jar eventually killing you(death by suffocation) i wish my hand was a ps2 controller Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
horrification 0 #93 Posted April 4, 2005 (edited) granted but u cudnt leave the console itself......so u had to p*** n stuff where u were n u drowned in ur own p***...... i wish satan n me were best mates Edited April 4, 2005 by horrification Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MonkeyMan 0 #94 Posted April 4, 2005 granted, but then your forced to marry him i wish christinaity didn't exist Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
horrification 0 #95 Posted April 4, 2005 granted but then everybody turns into jews! i wana marry satan lol!!! newhoo i wish skewl burnt down Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conspiracy 23 #96 Posted April 5, 2005 Granted but now you get a tutor to come to your place and hes a mean old man that makes u work 24/7... EVEN ON WEEKENDS! I wish i ruled the world o.o lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Childe_of_Malkav 0 #97 Posted April 5, 2005 Granted. I cahse you with my sagging boobies. I wish God would give humanity oral sex. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yona 15 #98 Posted April 5, 2005 granted, but everyone else in the world speks german! I wish I was a monkey. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Childe_of_Malkav 0 #99 Posted April 5, 2005 (edited) Granted. You die a slow death by getting rat posion in your ear. I wish my boobs weren't sagging. Edited April 5, 2005 by Vader Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conspiracy 23 #100 Posted April 5, 2005 (edited) Granted but now you a big ass.. to big to sit down with so your eternally standing up. I wish i lived at the sea Edited April 5, 2005 by Conspiracy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
