Childe_of_Malkav 0 #101 Posted April 5, 2005 Granted. But you can't eat sea food. I wish Gillian Anderson would marry me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conspiracy 39 #102 Posted April 5, 2005 granted but at night she turns into a big ugly person so you cant have any fun > i wish i had a billion dollars Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yona 15 #103 Posted April 5, 2005 (edited) gawd I am slow. Edited April 5, 2005 by Yona Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conspiracy 39 #104 Posted April 5, 2005 Granted but thier stuffed so you cant talk or what not with them I wish that aliens would come Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Banana Pie Eater! 0 #105 Posted April 5, 2005 Granted... But they will take over the world! I wish that good aliens would come Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yona 15 #106 Posted April 5, 2005 granted, but they look like humans and they act like shoesales man. I wish I had a bike. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yona 15 #107 Posted April 5, 2005 granted, but they come out gay. I wish I could fly... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conspiracy 39 #108 Posted April 5, 2005 (edited) Granted but you end up crashing into a tree I wish i can figure out something to damn say >.< Edited April 5, 2005 by Conspiracy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yona 15 #109 Posted April 5, 2005 Granted but it comes out like V... I wish we could slow down so this thing would be cooler Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Childe_of_Malkav 0 #110 Posted April 5, 2005 Only in your dreams. I wish my ex g/f was gay. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conspiracy 39 #111 Posted April 5, 2005 (edited) Granted but now she's to gay and leaves you to do her own work with her own sex I wish i had a nice glass of Dr.Pepper Edited April 5, 2005 by Conspiracy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yona 15 #112 Posted April 5, 2005 granted but it tastes like diet. I wish I could turn gold into lead! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Childe_of_Malkav 0 #113 Posted April 5, 2005 Granted. But it only works for one hour once every 2 billion years. I wish I could get a date. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yona 15 #114 Posted April 5, 2005 granted, but it is hilary clinton.... I wish I could see a non corrupt president in office. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Childe_of_Malkav 0 #115 Posted April 5, 2005 You do. But then Russia nukes the US. I wish I could take over LOTR Forums. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MonkeyMan 0 #116 Posted April 5, 2005 er........thats a little too hard. get the next one to do it. i wish my feet were bigger Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yona 15 #117 Posted April 5, 2005 granted, but the length comes from something else..... I wish I had a pet turtle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Childe_of_Malkav 0 #118 Posted April 5, 2005 You are now big foot. We all kill you for money. I wish nudity was on tv 24/7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yona 15 #119 Posted April 5, 2005 Granted, but its all Naked and Ninety. I wish everyone had free cable. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MonkeyMan 0 #120 Posted April 5, 2005 granted, but all you get is reruns of grandmas golden girls i wish we all had boradband Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yona 15 #121 Posted April 5, 2005 granted, but it's slower than a 26k modem, because EVERY one has it. I wish we could all live in the jungle Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MonkeyMan 0 #122 Posted April 5, 2005 granted, but we all regress in a gorilla like state, then go extinct because of our stupidity. i wish that evrything on the net was for power users only. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yona 15 #123 Posted April 5, 2005 Granted, but it soon becomes like power walking, most people want to do it, but just don't want to. I wish cats could talk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Walken 7 #124 Posted April 5, 2005 Granted,but they make fun of you and drive you to suicide. I wish I was funnier. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yona 15 #125 Posted April 5, 2005 Granted, but you have humor like erkel. I wish I met a genie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
