The Banana Pie Eater! 0 #126 Posted April 5, 2005 Granted, but the genie want wishes from you! I wish all the monkeys in the world would be my buttlers! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yona 15 #127 Posted April 5, 2005 Granted, but none of them follow orders, and mess up your carpet. I wish I had a sword that was covered in flames. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
horrification 0 #128 Posted April 5, 2005 granted but you couldnt touch it becos it was too hot! i wish nothing went wrong in my life Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
__Kratos__ 14 #129 Posted April 5, 2005 Wish Granted! To bad you are in a coma and don't know it. I wish I was an almighty God that can weave the universe to his will. Have armies of thousands that will never question my commands. Have fleets of ships that will go into battle no matter the danger. Have trillions of creatures across the vast universe worship me till the day they die. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MonkeyMan 0 #130 Posted April 5, 2005 wish granted! but everybody's an atheist and you get absolutely no respect(you don't even get acknowledge.) I wish i had a monkey like mojo, my avatar Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conspiracy 39 #131 Posted April 6, 2005 granted but hes a total moron and gets fat and lazy I wish i had a giant lizard as my pet Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MonkeyMan 0 #132 Posted April 6, 2005 granted, but he gets an addiction to drugs, and you pay $3000 for rehab i wish i didn't have to have iv needles stuck in me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Childe_of_Malkav 0 #133 Posted April 6, 2005 Granted. You have them drilled into you. I wish I could kill God. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Subtemperate 29 #134 Posted April 6, 2005 Granted, but he goes to heaven.... I wish the sky was falling... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Childe_of_Malkav 0 #135 Posted April 6, 2005 Granted. It only falls on you, and you get a sex change. I wish I had a film company. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Subtemperate 29 #136 Posted April 6, 2005 Granted, but the Teletubbies Film Company.... I wish I was made from cheese Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tia 234 #137 Posted April 6, 2005 Granted, but you are broken up and put into mouse traps. I wish I could travel the world 1st class all the way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Childe_of_Malkav 0 #138 Posted April 6, 2005 Granted. I slap a first calss stamp on you and send you o na round trip around the world. You arrive in my house again, 3 years later. I wish I owned The White House. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Subtemperate 29 #139 Posted April 6, 2005 Granted.... but you wake up as the first lady... I wish I was a giant Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Childe_of_Malkav 0 #140 Posted April 6, 2005 granted. you are a giant nuclear fart. I wish porn was free. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
__Kratos__ 14 #141 Posted April 6, 2005 Wish Granted! To bad you lost function of your precious organ. I wish I had a card that gave me everything free I wanted. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Seraphina 2 #142 Posted April 6, 2005 Granted, but your arms shrivel up into toothpicks I wish...um...*thinks carefully, trying to think of one that doesn't have any side effects*....to be omnipotent? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MonkeyMan 0 #143 Posted April 6, 2005 wish granted, btu xince your too powerful, you collapse on yourself and die i wish i was omniscient Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Childe_of_Malkav 0 #144 Posted April 6, 2005 Granted. I kill you for asking to be something I have no idea what it means. I wish I was in CSI Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HolyDevil2053 5 #145 Posted April 6, 2005 wish granted, btu xince your too powerful, you collapse on yourself and die i wish i was omniscient 559587[/snapback] granted...but since you picked a wish that I would've have to look up in a dictionary to know what the heck omniscient was, it only will last for a day. I wish I had better vocabulary. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Childe_of_Malkav 0 #146 Posted April 6, 2005 granted. I kill you for being too smart. I wish I was in CSI. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HolyDevil2053 5 #147 Posted April 6, 2005 granted, but you are only in CSI as a jaywalker that gets run over in the first 8 seconds. I wish I didn't have to work today. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Childe_of_Malkav 0 #148 Posted April 6, 2005 Granted. You have to go on a 48 hour date with me instead. I wish food was free. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HolyDevil2053 5 #149 Posted April 6, 2005 lol^^^ granted...all the food you eat is now free...but now you have to pay to poop. I wish that I was a little more normal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Childe_of_Malkav 0 #150 Posted April 6, 2005 Granted. We ban you from UM and steal all of your make up and act like Pam Anderson. I wish we didn't have to pay bills. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
