horrification 0 #176 Posted April 6, 2005 granted but they come crap on your garden instead i wish i was invisible Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yona 15 #177 Posted April 6, 2005 granted, but because you are invisible you never get any service at the supermarket and end up dying of starvation. I wish I had a ham. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Childe_of_Malkav 0 #178 Posted April 6, 2005 Granted, you die from too much salt intake. I wish I for World Peace. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yona 15 #179 Posted April 6, 2005 Granted but you get saddam hussein as your room mate, and yo live a rat hole. Eminem is your cheap butler and george bush is your supe. Jon kerry is you neighbor. I wish I was a a popular singer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
horrification 0 #180 Posted April 6, 2005 granted but u get assasinated......... i wish i never had to wash my hair cos it was always nice n clean Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Childe_of_Malkav 0 #181 Posted April 6, 2005 Granted, but then you go bald two hours later. I wish there was more rice in my kitchen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
horrification 0 #182 Posted April 6, 2005 granted but thats all there is i wish all the sexy lads out there liked me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thistle 2 #183 Posted April 6, 2005 OK, people I've just spent more time than I want to think about removing all the tasteless and offensive posts on here. Keep it clean from now on or warnings will be issued. Thankyou Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Childe_of_Malkav 0 #184 Posted April 6, 2005 (kill joy) Granted, but they all fall apart and get commited. I wish I ruled the WORLD! (sowwy, gtg been fun) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
horrification 0 #185 Posted April 6, 2005 granted but the whole world dies....cos ur a rubbish ruler.. i wish i had a slave Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yona 15 #186 Posted April 6, 2005 Granted, but the slave is a 600 year old guy who takes four hours to make a sandwich. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
horrification 0 #187 Posted April 6, 2005 kool..faster then my mother Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conspiracy 23 #188 Posted April 7, 2005 Granted but its a lil minion that is to lazy to do things I Wish i was a Godzilla o.o Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MonkeyMan 0 #189 Posted April 7, 2005 granted, but people make several movies about you, and you spend your life in misery, always in the cameras i wish i was the red power ranger Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conspiracy 23 #190 Posted April 7, 2005 Granted but no onelikes u so you live in a cave for the rest of eternity I wish i had a wish so perfect noone can screw up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Me_Again 0 #191 Posted April 7, 2005 Granted. But the word perfect changes its meaning. I wish I lived in Kamloops, B.C. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moe eubleck 1 #192 Posted April 7, 2005 granted , a giant weasle named Boobar did not stomp said place to the ground I wish for cheese flavored mouth wash Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Me_Again 0 #193 Posted April 7, 2005 Granted. But it tastes like beer. I wish the word hate didn't exist Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moe eubleck 1 #194 Posted April 7, 2005 granted, the idea would still be there Moe wishes ten french maids would visit him tonight Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Me_Again 0 #195 Posted April 7, 2005 Granted. But they forgot to shave I wish that money didn't exist Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MichaelS 1 #196 Posted April 7, 2005 Granted, but now you have to work hard to earn the conch shells needed to buy things. I wish more women near me found me attractive. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Me_Again 0 #197 Posted April 7, 2005 (edited) Granted. But then you loose your sight. I wish I was driving into Canada, the only person on the road.... Edited April 7, 2005 by Me_Again Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MichaelS 1 #198 Posted April 7, 2005 Granted, but the person you're on your way to see is on the bus to where you live. I wish all Life's questions had easy answers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RaginCajun 0 #199 Posted April 7, 2005 Granted, but u are a 6'9 ft tall lady. no wish. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MichaelS 1 #200 Posted April 7, 2005 I wish a wish had been wished. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
