horrification Posted April 6, 2005 #1 Share Posted April 6, 2005 granted but they come crap on your garden instead i wish i was invisible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yona Posted April 6, 2005 #2 Share Posted April 6, 2005 granted, but because you are invisible you never get any service at the supermarket and end up dying of starvation. I wish I had a ham. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Childe_of_Malkav Posted April 6, 2005 #3 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Granted, you die from too much salt intake. I wish I for World Peace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yona Posted April 6, 2005 #4 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Granted but you get saddam hussein as your room mate, and yo live a rat hole. Eminem is your cheap butler and george bush is your supe. Jon kerry is you neighbor. I wish I was a a popular singer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
horrification Posted April 6, 2005 #5 Share Posted April 6, 2005 granted but u get assasinated......... i wish i never had to wash my hair cos it was always nice n clean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Childe_of_Malkav Posted April 6, 2005 #6 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Granted, but then you go bald two hours later. I wish there was more rice in my kitchen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
horrification Posted April 6, 2005 #7 Share Posted April 6, 2005 granted but thats all there is i wish all the sexy lads out there liked me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thistle Posted April 6, 2005 #8 Share Posted April 6, 2005 OK, people I've just spent more time than I want to think about removing all the tasteless and offensive posts on here. Keep it clean from now on or warnings will be issued. Thankyou Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Childe_of_Malkav Posted April 6, 2005 #9 Share Posted April 6, 2005 (kill joy) Granted, but they all fall apart and get commited. I wish I ruled the WORLD! (sowwy, gtg been fun) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
horrification Posted April 6, 2005 #10 Share Posted April 6, 2005 granted but the whole world dies....cos ur a rubbish ruler.. i wish i had a slave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yona Posted April 6, 2005 #11 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Granted, but the slave is a 600 year old guy who takes four hours to make a sandwich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
horrification Posted April 6, 2005 #12 Share Posted April 6, 2005 kool..faster then my mother Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conspiracy Posted April 7, 2005 #13 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Granted but its a lil minion that is to lazy to do things I Wish i was a Godzilla o.o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyMan Posted April 7, 2005 #14 Share Posted April 7, 2005 granted, but people make several movies about you, and you spend your life in misery, always in the cameras i wish i was the red power ranger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conspiracy Posted April 7, 2005 #15 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Granted but no onelikes u so you live in a cave for the rest of eternity I wish i had a wish so perfect noone can screw up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Me_Again Posted April 7, 2005 #16 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Granted. But the word perfect changes its meaning. I wish I lived in Kamloops, B.C. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moe eubleck Posted April 7, 2005 #17 Share Posted April 7, 2005 granted , a giant weasle named Boobar did not stomp said place to the ground I wish for cheese flavored mouth wash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Me_Again Posted April 7, 2005 #18 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Granted. But it tastes like beer. I wish the word hate didn't exist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moe eubleck Posted April 7, 2005 #19 Share Posted April 7, 2005 granted, the idea would still be there Moe wishes ten french maids would visit him tonight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Me_Again Posted April 7, 2005 #20 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Granted. But they forgot to shave I wish that money didn't exist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichaelS Posted April 7, 2005 #21 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Granted, but now you have to work hard to earn the conch shells needed to buy things. I wish more women near me found me attractive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Me_Again Posted April 7, 2005 #22 Share Posted April 7, 2005 (edited) Granted. But then you loose your sight. I wish I was driving into Canada, the only person on the road.... Edited April 7, 2005 by Me_Again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichaelS Posted April 7, 2005 #23 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Granted, but the person you're on your way to see is on the bus to where you live. I wish all Life's questions had easy answers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaginCajun Posted April 7, 2005 #24 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Granted, but u are a 6'9 ft tall lady. no wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichaelS Posted April 7, 2005 #25 Share Posted April 7, 2005 I wish a wish had been wished. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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