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The Perfect Prayer


MrsGently

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Let's colaborate on this one, if humanity would have one prayer free that gets heard by the Almighty guranteed, what would have to be in it?

 

My first suggestion/draft:

Dear God, please make humanity less stupid. Make us better so we can't lie and cheat and destroy anylonger but instead become a force of constructive organization. Instead of spreading death and suffering let us be invincible in our pursuit of truth, justice, liberty and the pursuit of happiness for every living soul on this planet and beyond.

 

More ideas? I want humanity to have a little less free will, it seems a price worth paying for a little 'paladin patch'. Just no more lies and hate and bull****ting and pretending

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Uh…excuse me, dear lady.  How in the bloody hell is anyone around here going to be willing to help you with the perfect prayer if they can’t even get one answer from a crossword puzzle?

You need Gandhi.  I bet Gandhi could probably come up with some good ideas.  Or Socrates….he’s pretty good.  Or Shakespeare…..bring in some Bard, go to town.  
 

“For, if every day were a holiday for to sport, then even to sport would become tedious.”

 

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I’ve heard it said the the perfect prayer is, “Help me God.”

That is my first offering of collaboration.

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1 minute ago, Guyver said:

I’ve heard it said the the perfect prayer is, “Help me God.”

That is my first offering of collaboration.

I'd add: to be better, but yes.

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11 minutes ago, Guyver said:

Uh…excuse me, dear lady.  How in the bloody hell is anyone around here going to be willing to help you with the perfect prayer if they can’t even get one answer from a crossword puzzle?

You need Gandhi.  I bet Gandhi could probably come up with some good ideas.  Or Socrates….he’s pretty good.  Or Shakespeare…..bring in some Bard, go to town.  
 

“For, if every day were a holiday for to sport, then even to sport would become tedious.”

 

Sure let's channel Shakespeare if you adress the Almighty you want it in good impressive verses

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Here’s my second offer, as part of a prayer to consider….. “I’d like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony.  I’d like to hold it in my arms and keep it company. I’d like to see the world for once, standing hand in hand.”

Coke a Cola Bottling Company.

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Just now, Guyver said:

 

LOL a hundred trophies for you just have it on on the Tube...

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3 minutes ago, MrsGently said:

Sure let's channel Shakespeare if you adress the Almighty you want it in good impressive verses

OMG?! What if someone actually could channel Shakespeare.  That would be amazing.  There was one case in history that substantiates such a thing being possible.  There was an uneducated woman who channeled a writer from the past and became famous in America.

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It was in a time long ago, in the hot dusty west.  Meaning, young America.

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I vaguely remember another good prayer, that will probably incorrectly attribute to St. Francis of Assisi.  If I’m not mistaken, he’s kind of the saint of the animals.  You know?  Nature loves him.  Butterflies come around, rabbits and deer mate.  Anyway…I think it goes like this…

May I never be so full that I would forget the hungry.

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Some people say a prayer of gratitude is the best prayer.  A prayer that says, in spite of this miserable life, I am thankful, grateful and appreciative of this beautiful thing.  Ricky Bobby badly misused it when he prayed that he was thankful for his smoking hot wife.

But wait!  Who are we to judge?  Maybe being thankful for your smoking hot wife is an honest thing and gods be praised.  
 

My prayer of gratitude would be that I literally played the most amazing show, by myself at home with my two boys the other night who are home on vacation.  That was so wonderful I thank the gods and wish it were recorded.

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There’s just something you can feel when you play with skillful players.  Words can’t explain it but it’s like electric flow.  Anyway, the way that you know it’s real, is because when you play with inferior players, the feeling isn’t always there.

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This is me and my two boys at the Bruce Springsteen concert in San Diego this year.  It was a life changing experience for me.

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I am thankful for the good times.  That’s what I believe in, that is my religion.  I don’t know if that makes a good prayer or not.  But, it did work for Reverend Al Green.

 

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Doesn’t the Lord’s Prayer have its origins in the Bible, ascribed to none other than Jesus himself? 
That one. 

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Posted (edited)
55 minutes ago, Sir Wearer of Hats said:

Doesn’t the Lord’s Prayer have its origins in the Bible, ascribed to none other than Jesus himself? 
That one. 

According to Luke and Matthew's accounts that prayer was given to the disciples by none other than Jesus Himself.:yes:

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Posted (edited)

Perfect prayer?

"I have to do it myself." God isn't doing ****.

Religious prayers are just affirmations in a party dress. 

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May humanity grow faster in wisdom and compassion.

I tried that one.  It worked.  Now look at us.  Everyone is doing their spiritual exams via online services.

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"Your will be done"

Can't think of anything more perfect than that.

 

 

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1 hour ago, Will Due said:

"Your will be done"

Can't think of anything more perfect than that.

Said the indoctrinated slave to his master ....

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2 hours ago, Will Due said:

 

"Your will be done"

Can't think of anything more perfect than that.

 

 

Says the clay to the potter.

Sorry, couldn’t resist.

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On 6/27/2024 at 8:51 PM, Will Due said:

"Your will be done"

Can't think of anything more perfect than that.

I wouldn't trust a lawyer who told me this.

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Oh, Lord, forgive three sins that are due to my human limitations. Thou art Everywhere, but I worship thee here: Thou art without form, but I worship thee in these forms; Thou needest no praise, yet I offer thee these prayers and salutations. Lord, forgive three sins that are due to my human limitations." 

From    THE FAR PAVILLIONS 

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