Tucker Carlson claims that he was physically mauled by a 'demon'

[UM-Bot]

The former Fox New host believes that some sort of entity physically attacked him while he was in bed.

https://www.unexplained-mysteries.com/news/382147/tucker-carlson-claims-that-he-was-physically-mauled-by-a-demon

[HandsomeGorilla]

And by "demon", he meant a very rough Grindr date named Damon. 

[Antigonos]

He also believes tanning your nuts while standing naked in public is masculine.

[Piney]

34 minutes ago, Antigonos said:

He also believes tanning your nuts while standing naked in public is masculine.

I honestly think he doesn't know what he believes.

His head is just a empty vessel to hold manure.

[HandsomeGorilla]

1 hour ago, Piney said:

I honestly think he doesn't know what he believes.

His head is just a empty vessel to hold manure.

Money. Tucker believes in money. 

[superman73]

Maybe trump will sell him a Bible.

[Antigonos]

13 minutes ago, superman73 said:

Maybe trump will sell him a Bible.

While holding it upside down.

[Antigonos]

@Portre I see you are confused.

Watch the commercial advertising his homoerotic documentary. That should clear it all up.

[papageorge1]

Did the paranormal attack occur, with claw marks for his personal evidence? Normally inflicted? All a lie?

Papameter Reading

60% Paranormal    30% Lie      10% Natural Infliction 

 

I do believe physically inexplicable slash marks are indeed part of the repertoire of the paranormal.

Now his personal interpretation of the meaning and significance is just his own personal interpretation.

[diddyman68]

I can imagine the look on his face after he had this experience.

A vacant ,confused look of disbelief......oh wait....

[+Razman]

Probably his dog having a nightmare.

[Claira]

Who sleeps with four dogs? I love dogs, but omg the smell...

[+and-then]

10 hours ago, Claira said:

Who sleeps with four dogs? I love dogs, but omg the smell...

We have a Cockapoo that's spoiled like that.  She loves to sleep at the foot of the bed but she gets a bath at least once a week.  I agree that four is ridiculous.  

[Tatetopa]

10 hours ago, Claira said:

Who sleeps with four dogs? I love dogs, but omg the smell...

Maybe his wife sleeps with four dogs out of preference.  Tucker  just gets the edge of the bed next to the demon closet.

[Inn Spectre]

When people stop talking about you, create a demon.

[Tatetopa]

6 hours ago, Inn Spectre said:

When people stop talking about you, create a demon.

Tucker: The demon was hitting me and clawing me and when  I woke up the dogs were biting me and my wife was hitting me on the head with a sock full of rock salt screaming "Get out of here you piece of s**t." I know she must have been exorcising  the demon.

[Portre]

Tucker Carlson Bizarrely Blames Abortion For Increase In Hurricanes

[Portre]

On 11/2/2024 at 9:15 AM, Antigonos said:

@Portre I see you are confused.

Watch the commercial advertising his homoerotic documentary. That should clear it all up.

I'll pass.

[preacherman76]

On 11/2/2024 at 11:37 AM, HandsomeGorilla said:

Money. Tucker believes in money. 

Everyone believes in money. If he would have stuck with the globalist narrative he’d still be making more than he does now. Hmm

[preacherman76]

On 11/2/2024 at 9:39 AM, Piney said:

I honestly think he doesn't know what he believes.

His head is just an empty vessel to hold manure.

 I mm never mind 

[+Hammerclaw]

Might have known that nut was SDA...

[+Hammerclaw]

I wrestled with a she-lion who jumped me walking out of bar with my girl, one night. I might have been a goner if she hadn't finally realized I weren't her husband.