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Trump given power to rename Greenland


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I find it an amusing contrast to Democrats.

Democrats want to let people identify themselves as "X" whereas Republicans want to identify others as "X".

Identity politics lol.

 

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Ice Sundae Land has a nice ring to it

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Of course the U.S. is mentally ill.

He's p***ing off a bunch of nations that were literally minding their own business.

We are the laughing stock of the world.

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3 hours ago, pellinore said:

The US has become mentally ill.

President Donald Trump would have the power to rename Greenland the 'Red, White and Blueland,' under a new bill introduced in Congress.

The legislation gives Trump the power to enter into negotiations with Denmark to acquire Greenland and give the island the new moniker.

Republican Rep. Buddy Carter of Georgia introduced the bill on Monday. It still needs to pass the House and Senate. 

Trump claims America needs the island for security reasons.  He's also been on a renaming kick: on Sunday he signed an executive order renaming the Gulf of Mexico the Gulf of America.

Denmark's prime minister has said repeatedly Greenland is 'not for sale' but that hasn't stopped Trump's fixation on it.

'I think we're going to have it,' he has told reporters.  He also claims Greenland's 57,000 residents 'want to be with us' although many on the island say otherwise. 

Trump given power to rename Greenland under new GOP-led bill: 'Red, White and Blueland' | Daily Mail Online

What a chode.

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I hereby name thy country as Armed Dumbass of Murica.

no need to thank me, just make sure you  pledge your allegiance to Musk and Trump

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4 hours ago, pellinore said:

The US has become mentally ill.

President Donald Trump would have the power to rename Greenland the 'Red, White and Blueland,' under a new bill introduced in Congress.

The legislation gives Trump the power to enter into negotiations with Denmark to acquire Greenland and give the island the new moniker.

Republican Rep. Buddy Carter of Georgia introduced the bill on Monday. It still needs to pass the House and Senate. 

Trump claims America needs the island for security reasons.  He's also been on a renaming kick: on Sunday he signed an executive order renaming the Gulf of Mexico the Gulf of America.

Denmark's prime minister has said repeatedly Greenland is 'not for sale' but that hasn't stopped Trump's fixation on it.

'I think we're going to have it,' he has told reporters.  He also claims Greenland's 57,000 residents 'want to be with us' although many on the island say otherwise. 

Trump given power to rename Greenland under new GOP-led bill: 'Red, White and Blueland' | Daily Mail Online

If Denmark are pressured into selling then Trump hasn`t realised that the UK has a treaty with Denmark giving us the right to block a sale.

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2 minutes ago, Duke Wellington said:

If Denmark are pressured into selling then Trump hasn`t realised that the UK has a treaty with Denmark giving us the right to block a sale.

 

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7 minutes ago, Duke Wellington said:

If Denmark are pressured into selling then Trump hasn`t realised that the UK has a treaty with Denmark giving us the right to block a sale.

nice,

 

 

but still a right to block a sale of something that isn't Danish, is it really a right?

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1 hour ago, godnodog said:

I hereby name thy country as Armed Dumbass of Murica.

no need to thank me, just make sure you  pledge your allegiance to Musk and Trump

My uncle has long called America Dumbfukistan for a reason. 

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You know what is really worrying about it, not all the surface dumbfukery, but reading past it … the “the people of Greenland want to be Americans” bit. It’s a bit too “ethnic Russians in Donbass want to be part of Russia”, not quite “the people of Austria are oppressed by their Zionist-Communist masters” yet but certainly on that spectrum. 

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35 minutes ago, Sir Wearer of Hats said:

You know what is really worrying about it, not all the surface dumbfukery, but reading past it … the “the people of Greenland want to be Americans” bit. It’s a bit too “ethnic Russians in Donbass want to be part of Russia”, not quite “the people of Austria are oppressed by their Zionist-Communist masters” yet but certainly on that spectrum. 

Colonialism/Neo Imperialism are all longtime tools and trades of American geopolitics.

Much like like the Russia/Ukraine thing... Greenland has large deposits of rare earth minerals and oil and natural gas reserves. That always seems to be a common denominator for US imperalism.

 

Also, Gaza too.

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The official name of Greenland is Kalaallit Nunaat. This means "Land of the Kalaallit". Kalaallit is the name of the indigenous people. 

I would love to see Trump try to say that. :P 

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By the way if the US really need Greenland for security reasons, have they tried asking nicely ?

In fact the US allready have a permanent base in Greenland and have had it since 1951. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pituffik_Space_Base 

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On 2/11/2025 at 11:39 PM, Noteverythingisaconspiracy said:

By the way if the US really need Greenland for security reasons, have they tried asking nicely ?

In fact the US allready have a permanent base in Greenland and have had it since 1951. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pituffik_Space_Base 

well its because it is not for security reasons, or better, it to secure access to natural resources aka money

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Ladies, if you clutch those pearls any harder, you're apt to break the string :lol:

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1 hour ago, and-then said:

Ladies, if you clutch those pearls any harder, you're apt to break the string :lol:

Yeah, Trump saying of doing dumb **** is like the sun risingvon the morning.

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President Donald Trump would have the power to rename Greenland the 'Red, White and Blueland,' under a new bill introduced in Congress.

With that name, it could technically belong to any of the 28 other countries that use red, white, and blue on their national flags.

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I kind of like "Island-country-as-big- as-Trump's-ego-Land" as an alternate name. It's pretty catchy. It's capital will be "Muskville", in the county of "L'eggo-My-Ego", where residents "heil" each other good morning, and drive over-priced, 10,000 pound paperweights on wheels. Good luck driving through the snow. The more countries Trump takes over, the fewer there will be for me to escape to. 🫣

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36 minutes ago, Mattacaster said:

 

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President Donald Trump would have the power to rename Greenland the 'Red, White and Blueland,' under a new bill introduced in Congress.

With that name, it could technically belong to any of the 28 other countries that use red, white, and blue on their national flags.

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I kind of like "Island-country-as-big- as-Trump's-ego-Land" as an alternate name. It's pretty catchy. It's capital will be "Muskville", in the county of "L'eggo-My-Ego"

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"L'eggo-My-Ego"

How dare you suggest that name. LEGO is Danish ! :angry:

36 minutes ago, Mattacaster said:

, where residents "heil" each other good morning, and drive over-priced, 10,000 pound paperweights on wheels. Good luck driving through the snow. The more countries Trump takes over, the fewer there will be for me to escape to. 🫣

 

This is the actual flag of Kalaallit Nunaat:

Flag Greenland Symbol - Free photo on Pixabay

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7 hours ago, Noteverythingisaconspiracy said:

How dare you suggest that name. LEGO is Danish ! :angry:

This is the actual flag of Kalaallit Nunaat:

Flag Greenland Symbol - Free photo on Pixabay

 

7 hours ago, Noteverythingisaconspiracy said:

L'eggo-My-Ego

Let's not get too crazy yet. Not everything is a conspiracy, ya know. Here in the USA there is a brand of waffles called "eggo waffles". If you have ever watched "stranger things" you'd see that 11 loves eating them. They are her favorite food. Anyway, their commercials would use the slogan "L'eggo my eggo" (let go of my Eggo) because on the commercial somebody was always stealing somebody's eggo waffles at breakfast time. So it's just a spin on their slogan, referring to the huge egos of Trump and Musk. Lego is spelled differently and not as tasty as the waffles, because they're made out of plastic. Here's an example of one of their older commercials. 

https://youtu.be/KPjuKLTllD0?si=eypmu9Demv_M-TWd

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We are truly living in the stupidest timeline. The lead addled brains of boomers will be what finally brings down america. 

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6 minutes ago, Occupational Hubris said:

We are truly living in the stupidest timeline. The lead addled brains of boomers will be what finally brings down america. 

If lead paint chips weren't meant to be eaten, then how come they're a delicious combination of both sweet and savory?

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2 minutes ago, HandsomeGorilla said:

If lead paint chips weren't meant to be eaten, then how come they're a delicious combination of both sweet and savory?

I see BIG LEAD has gotten to you, too

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51 minutes ago, Mattacaster said:

 

Let's not get too crazy yet. Not everything is a conspiracy, ya know. Here in the USA there is a brand of waffles called "eggo waffles". If you have ever watched "stranger things" you'd see that 11 loves eating them. They are her favorite food. Anyway, their commercials would use the slogan "L'eggo my eggo" (let go of my Eggo) because on the commercial somebody was always stealing somebody's eggo waffles at breakfast time. So it's just a spin on their slogan, referring to the huge egos of Trump and Musk. Lego is spelled differently and not as tasty as the waffles, because they're made out of plastic. Here's an example of one of their older commercials. 

https://youtu.be/KPjuKLTllD0?si=eypmu9Demv_M-TWd

In Denmark we take LEGO very seriously ! Just ask @Piney.

Along with Carlsberg it used to be our most famous product. Today it's probably Ozempic/Wegovy though.

(I reality it was just a little joke.)

I have yet to see "stranger things", but I have heard good things about it so maybe it should get on the to do list.

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On 2/11/2025 at 11:28 PM, Noteverythingisaconspiracy said:

The official name of Greenland is Kalaallit Nunaat. This means "Land of the Kalaallit". Kalaallit is the name of the indigenous people. 

I would love to see Trump try to say that. :P 

Thank you - I was about to look that up.

So to native Greenlanders "Greenland" is a totally artificial name with no bearing on their self-identity.  We might as well call them Narnia, RedWhiteBlueLand, or "The 52nd State (after Canada)".  Why should what we call them upset them? 

Look at Deutschland: how many other nations call it that?  No: it's Germany, or Allemagne, or Niemcy, Saksa, Tyskland, Prusacy, etcAnd it doesn't bother them: you don't see the Krauts getting all uppity and starting wars 'n' stuff.

(On the other hand: we in Britland aren't allowed to say Turkey any more.  Apparently it's offensive to Turks, or turkeys, or summat.  It's now Türkiye cos Erdoğan sez so.)

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