Nxt2Hvn Posted June 10, 2005 #1 Share Posted June 10, 2005 A man standing in line at a check out counter of a grocery store was surprised when a very attractive woman behind him said, "Hello!" Her face was beaming. He gave her that "who are you look," and couldn't rememberever having seen her before. Then, noticing his look, she figured she had made a mistake and apologized. "Look," she said "I'm really sorry but when I first saw you, I thought you were the father of one of my children," and walked out of the store. The guy was dumbfounded and thought to himself, "What the hell is the world coming to? Here is an attractive woman who can't keep track of who fathers her children!" Then he got a little panicky. "I don't remember her," he thought but, MAYBE....during one of the wild parties he had been to when he was in college, perhaps he did father her child! He ran from the store and caught her in the parking lot and asked, "Are you the girl I met at a party in college and then we got really drunk and had wild crazy sex on the pool table in front of everyone?" "No", she said with a horrified look on her face. "I'm your son's second grade teacher!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Nyx_ Posted June 10, 2005 #2 Share Posted June 10, 2005 too funny!! ooops.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nativechick1989 Posted June 10, 2005 #3 Share Posted June 10, 2005 HAHAHAHAHA That's Crazy!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Undefined_innocence Posted June 11, 2005 #4 Share Posted June 11, 2005 OMG... how humiliating... lmao. Thats a good laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Discordia Posted June 11, 2005 #5 Share Posted June 11, 2005 Lmao!! Good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyperactive Posted June 11, 2005 #6 Share Posted June 11, 2005 when it comes to "cheap and taudry sex with someone you don't give a darn about", it is best to never admit to anything, or even think about the events again. "i know nothing!".... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now