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Has anyone seen this before? Its friggin hilarious! laugh.gif just keep clicking the refresh button to find a nearly endless amount of random "facts" about Vin Deisel.

*Vin Diesel made all the sound effects for the Star Wars movies, using only his hands and armpits.

*Vin Diesel owns three Starbucks franchises.

*Vin Diesel owns a chain of fast food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but pork rinds and Hot Pockets. A giant plastic Vin Diesel head spins around on a pole outside the franchises, shooting fireballs at passerby.

*Vin Diesel stole Michael Jackson's black.

*Vin Diesel is powerful enough to destroy Samsonite luggage.

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Vin Diesel knows why hot dogs are sold in packs of twelve and hot dog buns are sold in packs of eight.

'Vin Diesel is the only being capable of scoring a Ludicrous Kill in Unreal Tournament games simply by respawning.'

The secret ingrediant in Dr Pepper is not prune juice; rather, it is Vin Diesel's blood, sweat, and tears. In Diet Dr Pepper, Vin's semen is added as well.

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around...Vin still hears it.

Vin Diesel has a huge robot army at his disposal but holds them back from destroying Earth because he finds it amusing.

Once every blue moon, you can see Vin Diesel summoning the great god, Zeus, from his subterranean grave in the lost city of Atlantis. However, if he spots you, you will be deafened by his orgasm, which almost always breaks the sound barrier at Mach 5.

Vin invented Spandex solely for the purpose of giving the technology to superheroes, when Nike heard this they sent in a team of commandos to steal the technology and then kill Vin. Vin killed them all except for one, the man who escaped with the formula for spandex. That man is Danny Devito.

These are great! Nice find, Shake. grin2.gif

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*Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. Suffering, however, leads to Vin Diesel.

*When one visits Las Vegas they are not entering a city but in fact Vin Diesel's colorful anus.

*Vin Diesel once told a joke that was so funny that God laughed.

*Vin Diesel tastes like chicken, reported Michael Moore after getting a small bite from Vin's left forearm. Moore gained 120 pounds in the following days, but he remembers those days as the greatest days in his life.

*Vin Diesel cannot look up.

*Vin Diesel eats his own feces, not for nutritional value, just because it's delicious.

*One day, many years ago, Vin Diesel clapped his hands, causing a massive cosmic explosion, creating the universe.

*Vin Diesel built this city. He built this city on rock and roll.

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If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around...Vin still hears it.

Vin Diesel and David Blaine are the only two living souls to have ever eaten their own heads..

Vin Diesel invented pesticide. Before that, humans had to convince bugs to commit suicide.

Vin Diesel donates 90% of his useable blood to the red cross every other tuesday, but insists it go to starving vampires.

Vin Diesel's formal title is Algarok, eater of children and destroyer of worlds.

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*Vin Diesel is cleaner burning and ten times more efficient than regular diesel

*Vin Diesel bodysurfed the tsunami in Southeast Asia.

*Vin Diesel once crushed a beer keg against his forehead after drinking all of its contents

*Vin Diesel is responsible for Colin Quinn's downfall

*Vin Diesel played the dead parrot in the original Monty Python sketch.

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Before young bed-bugs go to sleep, they warn each other to not let the Vin Diesel bite.

If you ask Vin Diesel "How much wood would a wooodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood," Vin Diesel will promptly chuck a woodchuck through your skull.

Every night, Vin Diesel does 700 push ups and punches himself in the face until he passes out.

Vin Diesel once stared so hard at an orphan, the child melted into a puddle of marmalade.

When the grocery store is out of Vin Diesel's favorite ice cream, the president orders the army to Defcon 5 and there is a total eclipse of the sun.

Vin Diesel once proclaimed himself as being "So hardcore that I don't need to wear a helmet when I use the telephone."

Several years ago, Vin Diesel had his tonsils removed. Today we know them as Hilary Duff and Lindsay Lohan.

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Vin Diesel is Spartacus

Sorry that one cracked me up... laugh.gif

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Vin Diesel ripped out of all Charlie Brown's hair but left a single strand to remind him one day he'd come back to eat him.

Vin Diesel once punted Alf for sass talking him.

Vin Diesel refuses that fact that Yoda is not made out of green apple cotton candy.

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Vin Diesel ripped out of all Charlie Brown's hair but left a single strand to remind him one day he'd come back to eat him.

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That's a funny one!!

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Vin Diesel taught Bruce Lee Jeet Kune Do, and let him say he invented it in return for a bag of teriyaki flavored ramen noodles.

Vin Diesel's leg hair is harvested bi-monthly for use in fine Scandinavian carpets due to it's extreme strength, durability, and ability to ward off Russians.

Vin Diesel had absolutely nothing to do with the assassination of JFK, although he did enjoy the parade.

For every Vin Diesel there is an opposite Vin Diesel. Vin Diesel heard about this and promptly destroyed his opposite self. This created a paradox that unraveled the space-time continuum. Consequently, we are currently living inside Vin Diesel's imagination.

Vin Diesel keeps a Summer home in the attic of the famed, Amityville House, in which he takes much joy in sreaming, "get out" in to a fan whenever he has guests.

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Vin Diesel ate my house, merely to prove that he could.

Vin Diesel has always been able to find Waldo, except for one time. He found himself stumped on the last page of Where's Waldo Now?, not being able to find the Waldo without a shoe. He threw the book down and screamed, "This is bull****!" They're all wearing shoes." He then proceeded to eat the book and exclaim, "IF I CAN'T FIND WALDO, THEN NO ONE CAN!" The book he ate belonged to a child that he had borrowed it from. The child began to cry and Vin ate him for good measure. The incident has since been refered to as Christmas.

If one pulls really hard on Vin Diesel's left arm, his eyes begin rolling really quickly and he has a 50% chance of vomiting assorted coins. He hates it when people do this to him.

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*Vin Diesel built this city. He built this city on rock and roll.

lmao.

Vin Diesel is the benevolent ruler of the sun, but doesn't tell anyone cause he just "wants to be a regular guy".

lol! I just got this one.

Vin Diesel knows where all the cookies have gone, and he ain't tellin' you ****.

lmao.

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Vin Diesel once was in a maze that he couldn't get out of, so he flooded the earth to swim out. God was angry so He invented Saved by the Bell: The College Years.

In the year 2057, Vin Diesel will give his body to Dr. Light to become the ultimate robot fighting cyborg. Once he succeeds, he will travel back in time to write, produce, direct, and star in a movie about it. It is the first film to win in every single Oscar category.

Some men train their whole lives to learn how to consume the souls of their enemies and or their mistresses. When Vin Diesel does this he calls it Thursday.

Vin Diesel is neither right or left handed, but middle.

The book Beowulf was based on Vin Diesel's life and is written in Vin Diesel's native tongue, which he later translated into the language he made up, English. He was going to call it Dieselish but he was far too modest. Vin Diesel will also star in the upcoming film version, playing every role. Except Grendel's mom, because he is too handsome for that

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Some men train their whole lives to learn how to consume the souls of their enemies and or their mistresses. When Vin Diesel does this he calls it Thursday.

lmao! Man these quotes are gold.

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Vin Diesel is the only individual besides Peter and Brian who understand Stewie

Vin Deisel once played a prank on Mother Theresa by killing her.

The only drug that can get Vin Diesel high is life.

Vin Diesel's ejaculation can kill a man at 100 yards with pinpoint accuracy.

Will Smith once said, "I got to get me one of these." Vin Diesel does in fact have one of those.

Vin Diesel, as a fetus, survived 13 abortion attempts. He came out of the womb with the umbical cord that would eventually kill the doctor.

A diamond may say you love her, but a Vin Diesel is forever.

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*Vin Diesel owns a chain of fast food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but pork rinds and Hot Pockets.

I need to find me one of those places! grin2.gif

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Vin Diesel is the 4th Dentist out the 5 who doesn't recommend Crest toothpaste.

Vin Diesel is actually an incarnation of the Messiah, but he postponed the second coming to film 'Fast & Furious 3'.

Vin Diesel is one of the ingredients of dynamite.

Ironically, Vin Diesel only drinks unleaded.

Vin Diesel and Russell Crowe go out, once a year, and drink until they black out. It generally takes three days and more alcohol than the annual consumption of Mexico. One time Vin Diesel went out to take a p*** while they were doing this, and it formed the Yellow River, which to this day still flows through China.

Should you turn off the lights and say Vin Diesel's name three times while looking in the mirror, Vin Diesel will magically appear and grant you one wish. If you ask for more, he will kick your punk-ass...b****.

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Vin Diesel can count backwards from infinity, but only if you double-dog dare him

Vin Diesel has two speeds: walk and kill.

Vin Diesel not only can lift Thor's hammer, he once borrowed it to re-shingle his roof. Thor was p***ed when he found out.

Vin Diesel once built a stairway to heaven, but was forced destroyed it to avoid paying royalties.

Vin Diesel's shadow has a shadow. And its name is Keanu Reeves.

Vin Diesel once stared at a goat so intently, that the one standing next to it had a seizure.

Vin Diesel coined the phrase "Yippee-ki-yay, mother****er!" When Bruce Willis stole it from him, Vin Diesel killed him with a poison-arrow frog. This is the prologue to The Sixth Sense.

Vin Diesel invented Pop-Tarts in an expiremnt involving 2 Koala bears and a can of chili.

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All of the socks you lose in the washing machine rest soundly on Vin Diesel's mantle.

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Vin Diesel has 27 nipples, all of which are on his left foot, and all of which are perfectly capable of excreating milk if/when suckled upon by small children.
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There is no "I" in team. There are two "I"s in Vin Diesel. **** you, team.

Vin Diesel says, "It's only domestic violence if you hit her at home."

Vin Diesel birthed the Mayan race after a heated game of Truth or Dare with Walter Matthau

All Spell Checkers are actually mini Vin Diesels inside your computer. This is possible due to the fact that when Vin Diesel is cut into pieces each piece becomes a smaller and more verbose Vin Diesel.

Vin Diesel always sleeps with his right eye open in case someone attempts to steal his left eye.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack got the sh** knocked out of him by Vin Diesel.

The United States government once hired Vin to sabotage all the nuclear arsenals of every other nation in the world. Unfortunately, he failed, but the documentation of the events served as the major inspiration for the motion picture "New York Minute" starring the Olsen Twins

Vin Diesel once punched a man so hard, it killed his entire extended family and close friends

Vin Diesel never ever acts as Vin Diesel. All the time, he is impersonating an imaginary italian actor named Paolo, who is in turn impersonating Vin Diesel. Since both Paolo and Vin Diesel are first-rate impersonators, nobody ever notices. But Paolo's work has more merit, since English in not his first language.

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There is a 1 in 685,000 chance that Vin Diesel will drown you in your own bath.

Vin Diesel lives at the north pole of Dagobah.

Contrary to popular beleif Lindsay Lohan does not have breasts. She is in fact growing two Vin Diesel's inside of her.

Vin Diesel sheds his skin much like a snake during the winter months and uses the excess skin to power his robot, Sparks.

Vin Diesel has been spotted holding hands with He-Man, but he claims they are just "really good friends."

When Vin Diesel reaches a difficult point in his life, he often stops and wonders, "What Would Godzilla Do?" As the answer invariably is that Godzilla would devour a schoolbus full of Japanese children, whatever Vin does seems pretty OK by comparison

Few know that in the movie "Junior", Arnold Schwarzenegger gave birth to Vin Diesel.

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Vin Diesel has written several Star Trek scripts to the producers of the show. Reportedly, Gene Roddenbury's favorite episode was written by Vin Diesel and filmed, but never aired due to Spock's gratuitous use of the phrase 'To the Xtreme!!'

...and this little piggy went to market, where Vin Diesel roasted it's ass just by looking at it, fed it to a tramp, then killed the tramp and buried him upside-down.

Contrary to popular belief, it was not the Israelite's trumpets which brought down the Walls of Jericho. It was Vin Diesel.

When 7-11 ran out of cola-flavored Slurpees, Vin Diesel made a Slurpee out of the 7-11. But he poured out the gross hippie cashier before putting the lid on.

Dan Brown was originally going to call his book "The Da Vin Diesel Code" but decided that would give the game away too much.

The character Boo Radley from "To Kill a Mockingbird" is based on Vin Diesel.

The contents of Vin Diesel's bellybutton include six Pogs, a 1987 Buick Skylark, and a Baldwin. Which Baldwin is it? We may never know.

Vin Diesel can cut glass with his nipples.

Vin Diesel lives in a pineapple under the sea.

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