OneEye Posted July 22, 2005 #26 Share Posted July 22, 2005 When your foot falls asleep, thousands of tiny Vin Diesel's are actually inside you poking you with knives. If one million Vin Diesels were given one million typewriters and locked in a room, they would eventually produce the entire works of J.R.R. Tolkien. It is a little known fact that before finding work as an actor, Vin Diesel worked as a ring wraith for Sauromon. Created Halo, GTA-Vice City, GTA San Andreas, Doom3, and Fable in the span of a fortnight. During the creation of Doom3 and Fable, he was simutaneously fighting off hordes of zombie ninjas. Hence, the reason why both games did not live up to their original hype. Vin diesel can communicate with dolphins. Vin Diesel actually painted all the works of Michelangelo, but lost them to said "artist" after he bet that he could drink the entire ocean. Diesel almost succeeded, but gagged on a giant squid at the last moment. Vin Diesel lines his trombone case with the souls of the damned. Vin Diesel lives in every man's refrigerator just to turn the light on when it is opened. For entertainment Vin Diesel arm-wrestles the arm pictured on "Arm and Hammer" baking soda. The loser then must keep the refrigerator fresh until death. Vin Diesel never loses this epic battle. ~~~~ I'll stop... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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