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Vin Diesel and Mr. Cooper have had a long back-story that was the basis for the movie Eurotrip.

The Mayan calendar consists of a cycle 5,125 years long. Its current cycle will end in the year 2012 A.D., when it is prophesied that a "bald-headed god-king" will destroy and recreate the world as a paradise for a select few righteous survivors. Draw your own conclusions.

Vin Diesel jumps right into his bubble bath without regard to water temperature.

When within a 7 foot radius of Vin Diesel, you are actually standing on sovereign Guatemalan territory.

Unbeknownst to the world, terrorists stole a nuclear warhead and detonated it. Vin Diesel, however, flew around the Earth, spinning it backwards and effectively reversing time, and was thus able to save Charlton Heston from a rock slide.

Brittany Spears is pregnant with the second coming of Vin Diesel.

Vin Diesel's right eye is in fact the Sun. Every time he blinks it causes an total solar eclipse. Luckily he only fully blinks ten times per millennium.

Vin Diesel once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by calmly telling it what to do.

And the plot twist...

Vin Diesel has submitted most of the facts you've read.

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The Matrix is based on a theory Vin Diesel had about how glow sticks work.

Vin Diesel is teflon coated and thus never needs to bathe.

Vin Diesel is credited with the phrase "revenge is a dish best served cold" when he physically manifested the idea of revenge into a dinner plate, froze it, and then beat his enemy to death with it.

Vin Diesel uses the underdeveloped spleens of children from Third World countries as deoderant.

Vin Diesel prefers the XBox over the PS2, but only because it can render boobies that bounce better.

Vin Diesel once killed a man by flexing his biceps in his general direction.

Women are from Venus, men are from Mars, Vin Diesel is from Earth, the centre of the earth in fact, where he was discovered by Jules Verne.

Contrary to popular belief, it was not the big bad wolf which blew down the pigs' house; it was Vin Diesel. He skipped the twig houses too; he went straight for the titanium-reinforced concrete blast shelter.

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Although it was never shown in the movie, Godzilla didn't beat Mechagodzilla...Vin Diesel did.

The angels still say that when Vin Diesel invented time, God was so touched that he wrote the Bible as a love letter.

An advanced alien race once created a computer that successfully explained the meaning of life; however, the alien race, their planet, and practically everything else ever to come in contact with them was immediately obliterated when they asked for an explanation of Vin Diesel.

Vin Diesel single-handedly stopped slavery because he knew one day he would want to hear "Back that ass up" by Juvenile.

Vin Diesel was the person screaming when Boba Fett died.

Vin Diesel stole Christmas and blamed it on the Grinch.

Vin Diesel eats rocks. And out the other end, pure gold.

Vin Diesel hates to be called "Vinny D," and will forcefully remove the pancreas of anyone who attempts to.

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Even though I think Vin Deisel is hot...this is just too hillarious!! lol

Vin Diesel once killed a French astronaut with his bare teeth.

He is the heir to the Quaker Oats fortune.

Contrary to popular belief, Vin Diesel killed all Heaven's Gate for discovering the truth about his spaceship.

There is no Alpha and Omega, there is only Vin Diesel

Vin Diesel, as a fetus, survived 13 abortion attempts. He came out of the womb with the umbical cord that would eventually kill the doctor.

Vin Diesel invented the baseball cap and the tennis racquet. And bees.

I once saw Vin Diesel stare at a mailbox and turn it into a small Philipino boy. Needless to say, he swallowed the child.

Vin Diesel's personality was once described in an article as being "Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun." In response to this, Vin invaded Poland

the list goes on and on..lol! I love it

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^Did you get that from the site?

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I highly doubt it, Moosey, old pal. He probably thought that was his rhetorical way of adding to the conversation.

Anyway, so this thread doesn't get any smarter, let's post some facts! yay!

Not only can Vin Diesel comprehend the concept of infinity, he can write it as a multiple of pi.

It's okay...Vin Diesel had Subway for lunch.

The book "Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs" is loosely based on an actual food fight Vin Diesel had with the city of Detroit in the late 1800's.

Vin Diesel does not hear the ocean in a sea shell. He hears Mozart's Concerto for piano No. 2 in B flat major instead.

Valve had to buy the rights to the word Steam from Vin Diesel; it was going to be his first male cologne.

Vin Diesel can break wind in eighteen different world languages.

Vin Diesel invented Taiwan just to p*** off China.

Vin Diesel has racked up over nine billion Flawless Victories in Mortal Kombat. Not as a character, he went into the game itself.

...and now a random fact about Vin Diesel:


On his seventh birthday, Vin Diesel dismantled a television set and used the cathode ray tube as a party hat.

Vin Diesel teaches classes in swashbuckling. The introductory course is jumping off things, and then laughing.

Eight out of ten cats prefer Vin Diesel.

Vin Diesel was the one who originally put all monsters under your bed. He quickly became bored after watching all children scream in terror. He decided to make it so that as long as there was someone in the household over the age of 18, the monsters could not come out. This is now a required peice of knowledge to graduate from all high schools and some Sunday schools.

Vin Diesel owns all of the #1 pencils. (GASP!)


The Biblical Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse are, in order: War, Famine, Vin Diesel, and Death.

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everybody posts fake facts but when i do for fun it becomes "he probably thought that was his rhetorical way of adding to the conversation."

i wont do that again dont worry

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lol I love this game

Vin Diesel didn't save any money on car insurance after switching to Geico.

Darth Vader vs Luke, who wins? Neither, Vin Diesel won... twice.

Vin Diesel molested the Pope just to see him cry. He touched the little boys for fun, though.

Vin Diesel does not need to insert (2) coins to continue.

Vin Diesel can crush nutmeg with his eyes.

Vin Diesel's "Born-On Date" is May 17th, 43AD.

Vin Diesel once punched a man so hard, it killed his entire extended family and close friends.

Vin Diesel killed Harry Houdini by punching him in the stomach.

Vin Diesel is better shaken...not stirred.

Vin Diesel can see Blue; he looks glorious.

Vin Deisel's body is covered in overlapping armored scales, and he can digest the carcass of a goat in under an hour. He truly lives up to his reputation as King of the Lizards.

Vin Diesel is the entire population of Belgium.

Vin Diesel's phone number is 867-5309. (Really?!?!?!)

While we all complain about gas prices, Vin Diesel's car runs on Obsession by Calvin Klein.

Vin Diesel is one of twelve men in the world with a license to hunt humans.

Vin Diesel is the only person who can simultaneously master both the dark and light sides of the Force.

I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves...except Vin Diesel's.

Vin Diesel does not reflect light...he projects it.

If you haven't seen Alien vs. Predator yet, don't bother, Vin Diesel wins.

lol! Toooo funny...

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Vin Diesel passed up the opportunity to star in 2 Fast 2 Furious because he was exactly 3 Fast 3 Furious to be caught on film. ( that's one of the funniest ones ive seen. laugh.gif)

If Vin Diesel goes below 50 miles per hour he'll expolde.

Congress gave Vin Diesel final say on pulling the plug on Terri Shiavo. He decided to do it because plug pulling is more extreme than tube feeding.

If you rearrange the letters in Vin Diesel it reveals his credo: "I End Lives".

When Vin Diesel jumps into a body of water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Vin instead.

Contrary to popular belief, the Rosetta Stone was not carved by Egyptians to honour the Pharoh. It was actually a recepie for Vin's famous three bean chilli.

Vin Diesel can't lose weight. He can only transfer it to Kristie Alley.

Vin Diesel flosses with tow cable.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but studies have shown that 74 metric tonnes of of apples keeps Vin Diesel away.

Films with suggestively pornographic titles, based solely on the premise that Vin Diesel is a badass, are enormously successful.

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Vin Diesel is too much man for one woman to handle.

Vin can turn creamy peanut butter chunky with his rock hard abs.

Vin Diesel has never stepped on a sidewalk crack. This is out of consideration for the back of his mother.

Vin Diesel found Nemo.

Light cannot escape black holes; but Vin Diesel can.

The boogers in Vin Diesel's nose have been mined by ancient Persians and used to make rugs.

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Vin Diesel has prevented somewhere in the region of 12,000 terrorist attacks on US soil.

As a hobby, Vin used to follow Elliott Smith around, whispering riddles into his ear. This stopped when Smith turned around, chased him down the street, caught up and beat him with the ostrich egg he had recently purchased. This is believed to be one of the only two times Vin Diesel has cried, both times involving Elliot Smith.

Save a Horse, Ride a Vin Diesel.

Vin Diesel can, and has on many occasions, switched the worlds magnetic poles.

Vin Diesel's X-ray vision causes cancer. He uses this fact to comedic effect at parties.

Vin Diesel is on a personal vendetta against the film 'Powder', absolutely positive that the albino character in the movie ate his dragon.

Vin Diesel once threw a medicine ball around the world.

Vin Diesel owns the last living unicorn, who he named Jake in honor of Jake "The Snake" Roberts.

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Vin Diesel has a drag co-efficient of 0.00001. Coughing in his direction therefore causes enough lift and thrust for him to fly New York to London in less than a minute. Vin Diesel is the reason for the discontinuation of Concorde's service.

When Vin Diesel breaks a mirror, he has seven years of free game rentals at Blockbuster.

Vin Diesel once bet Satan a quarter that he could win a best 2 out of 3 Paper-Rock-Scissors match against the Prince of Darkness. After decisively winning the first two rounds, Vin was forced to give Satan a purple-nurple before he would cough up the 25 cents.

Few know that in the movie "Junior", Arnold Schwarzenegger gave birth to Vin Diesel.

Vin Diesel passed up the opportunity to star in 2 Fast 2 Furious because he was exactly 3 Fast 3 Furious to be caught on film.

Vin Diesel PREFERS fingers in his chili.

Vin Diesel invented the Swiss Army Knife then founded Switzerland so that there would be an army to use it.

Vin has recorded over forty albums in at least fifteen different genres. Those who have been fortunate enough to hear these albums say that they are "some of the greatest sounds ever recorded." None of these records have seen the light of day outside of Japan, where they are some of the best-selling albums in the country. For reasons unknown to the rest of the world, any attempts at taking one of his albums outside of the country is the single crime punishable by death in Japan.

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The Turkish hate Vin Diesel. Why? Because Vin Diesel killed over 1.5 Million Armenians on April 24th, 1915. He later blamed it on the Turkish Ottoman Empire who to this day get accused of this crime as Vin Diesel sits back and laughs at the Armenians.

Vin Diesel's dream of playing Major League Baseball came true when he showed up at the 2004 Boston Red Sox spring training camp with long hair & a beard, referring to himself as "Johnny Damon".

In five card stud aces and eights is commonly known as “Dead Man’s Hand” because Wild Bill Hickock was killed holding that hand. Some revisionist historians believe it should be called the “Vin Diesel Hand” as he was the dealer of the notorious game and killed Wild Bill over a altercation on the origins of Jason Bourne.

Harry Houdini taunted Vin Diesel that he could withstand a punch to the stomach, thrown by any man. Vin Diesel Won.

Vin Diesel sits on erupting volcanos to remove hemmeroids.

For every Vin Diesel there is an opposite Vin Diesel. Vin Diesel heard about this and promptly destroyed his opposite self. This created a paradox that unraveled the space-time continuum. Consequently, we are currently living inside Vin Diesel's imagination.

Vin Diesel knocked down the Berlin Wall because he "didn't like the way it was looking at him".

Only Vin Diesel knows what the world's funniest joke is. He won't tell you though, since the laughter will kill you.

When you hear someone say, "It's raining cats and dogs," watch out. Vin Diesel may have lost his temper again.

You know the Twelve Tasks of Hercules? Guess who really did all that.

Vin Diesel has only one child still living in this world. He does not know that this child is still living, for his wife tricked him by giving him a stone to swallow instead of his son.

Vin Diesel owns a life-size Pez dispenser, but instead of candy, he inserts cinderblocks and uses them as croutons in his salads.

There is a rumor claiming that when Vin Diesel was 8, he wanted to be a fireman. That is false for Vin Diesel was never 8.

Vin Diesel knows why hot dogs are sold in packs of twelve and hot dog buns are sold in packs of eight.

Vin Diesel likes to compare himself to a little beetle. 'I am less shiny than you, beetle. But I am much bigger.'

Vin Diesel created the Earth because he was tired of not being able to breathe in space.

The eruption of Mt. St. Helens was caused by the force of Vin Diesel's wrist hitting the table when he lost his first ever arm wrestling match. His opponent was Autobot commander Optimus Prime, and it was a close one.

The ripping-the-heart-out-of-the-chest scene in "Temple of Doom" was inspired by a Vin Diesel childhood story. Vin told Steven Spielberg that he performed the maneuver on his first grade teacher when the teacher erroneously gave Vin a "check minus" for a spelling grade. Vin spelled "serendipitously" correctly, but the teacher thought it was spelled "serendipidously". Vin spelled it aloud again in-between bites of Ms. Bennes' heart.

Thor once challenged Vin Diesel to a duel at sunrise, but backed off when he saw Vin eating rusty nails for breakfast that morning.

Vin Diesel's quack does not echo

Shooting on xXx had to stop for two weeks as Vin Diesel was called in by NASA to help realign the Earths orbit.

If they told Vin Diesel instead of Houston, "We have a problem", he would've fixed it.

Any vehicle within 20 feet of Vin Diesel will get 200 miles per gallon for the next 3.14 hours.

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None of these facts are "randomly generated." They are carefully selected by Vin Diesel as part of a sinister algorithem only he can understand.

Vin Diesel is actually an incarnation of the Messiah, but he postponed the second coming to film 'Fast & Furious 3'.

Contrary to popular belief, Vin Diesel did not write the Bible, although he did copy-edit it.

If this is the 100th consecutive Vin Diesel fact you have read, Vin Diesel will do something nice for you in the next week, but only if you send this message to 10 people in next 10 minutes.

Never play Rock, Paper, Scissor with Vin Diesel; he can read minds - and he never holds back.

Vin Diesel can do push ups with both arms tied behind his back.

Vin Diesel ate my hamster.

Vin Diesel actually did Dallas.

Vin Diesel created the PSP from sheer will alone.

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I can't even post that one, I just remembered!


Vin Diesel once submitted a fact about himself here, but it was deleted because he spelled his name wrong.

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:lol: Nice video. I've heard about that before, but never seen it until now.

And now for some more facts! :P

A proverb from the Yoruba people of Nigeria reads, "Vin Diesel is so small, he cannot fit inside a house; so tall, he cannot reach the belly of a turtle."

For breakfast, Vin Diesel has two poached eggs and a minivan.

There was actually no cast, crew, or sets for The Chronicles of Riddick. He ate film, crapped it, and it came to be.

Bears act dead near Vin Diesel.

On a recent expedition, a lost book of the Bible was discovered. The lost "11th plague of Egypt" was when Vin Diesel repeatedly kicked Ramses in the balls.

Vin Diesel is the third Olsen Twin.

Vin Diesel, after drinking two Red Bulls, was recently spotted urinating off of the Eiffel Tower into a strategically situated violin case. Despite 27 MPH crosswinds, his aim was uncanny, filling the violin case without missing with a single droplet.

Vin Diesel once inhaled a seagull.

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"This is Vin Diesel home page"

i'm not surprised

"Vin Diesel is slightly more soluble in water than most people."

:P ok...

"Vin Diesel once had a cobra that he named "Beverly". He taught it how to fetch and dial a phone. But then one day, it bit the maid. So with tears in his eyes, Vin Diesel had to shoot the maid"


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Vin Diesel's movie contracts are written in blood on stone tablets.

Vin Diesel downs each meal with a cupful of Tide detergent. It comes out clean and he never has to wipe because of it.

Vin Diesel defeated Neo-Hitler and Neo-Stalin in an epic contest of strength. Their fight destroyed three planets and extended Vin Diesel's penis length at least three inches.

In Saving Private Ryan, Vin Diesel did not die. He was just faking to get away from those wussies.

"Eternal Sunshine of the Slutless Mine," an action-drama-mystery involving the disappearance of hundreds of whores working tricks in an abandoned underground cavern, was written and directed by Vin Diesel. The Motion Picture Academy of Arts and Sciences refused to recognize its significance because it wouldn't have been fair to the competition.

Vin Diesel once beat a man to death with his own skull, to prove that it is indeed physically possible.

Upon seeing Vin Diesel's groin, one is transported to 16th century Prussia.

Vin Diesel's skull is retractable, much like Skydome. When he retracts his skull, helicopter blades pop out, allowing him to fly to safety.

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60% of the time, Vin Diesel works...every time.

sometimes you feel like a nut. sometimes vin diesel eats your children.

Vin Diesel has weights tied to his nuts, constantly, in order to keep his voice very low. Without them, he sounds like Steve Urkel

Adolf Hitler killed himself not because of fear of the advancing Allies, but because Vin Diesel was right around the corner and about to kick his ass.

Vin Diesel found Sadam first, and was just keeping him in that hole to preserve freshness.

The Great Wall of China and Vin Diesel's head are the only man-made objects on Earth visible from space.

Vin Diesel still giggles at idea of the totality of the jejune circular relationship of form in pre-Nietzchean society.

Vin Diesel's minesweeper best times are untouchable.

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