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Ziggy Stardust

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Socrates are you going to marry Paranoid Android and I. We are engaged. But he is only on here earlier during the day. So we may never be married. crying.gif

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Moose-Of-Armageddon Experienced

Moose-Of-Armageddon

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Alrighty lets stop fooling around and get some matrimony in the air!

The following couple I shall marry first:

Kaj and Dr.

as they are at the top of the line.

Do you, kaj, take this beautiful member into your lucky outstretched arms, in sickness and in health, in rain and shine, in monsoon and armaggedon?

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That means, if I attend this wedding.....You have to defy me!HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Ziggy Stardust Illuminated

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distortedpandy, you may not call a reverend, 'dude'.

Now is this ceremony going to procede or isn't it?

*looks at watch*

I have an excorsism in five minutes...

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distortedpandy, you may not call a reverend, 'dude'.

Now is this ceremony going to procede or isn't it?

*looks at watch*

I have an excorsism in five minutes...

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I never called you dude.......I called Kaj...dude rolleyes.gif

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Okay socrates you ignored me.

*finds new reverand*

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Thats it pandy, you've gone too far. It is evident you have demons in you, so I am forced to perform an excorsism.

Our father in heaven! Release us of this demon!!

*takes out holy water and showers it over pandy*

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distortedpandy, you may not call a reverend, 'dude'.

Now is this ceremony going to procede or isn't it?

*looks at watch*

I have an excorsism in five minutes...

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Can I call you Brother Fom Another Mother?

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I have an excorsism in five minutes...

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Cool...an excorsism...do we get to watch?

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Thats it pandy, you've gone too far. It is evident you have demons in you, so I am forced to perform an excorsism.

Our father in heaven! Release us of this demon!!

*takes out holy water and showers it over pandy*

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ooohhh....kinky happy.gif

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distortedpandy, you may not call a reverend, 'dude'.

Now is this ceremony going to procede or isn't it?

*looks at watch*

I have an excorsism in five minutes...

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WHAH..............the groom left me at the alter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Ziggy Stardust Illuminated

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Okay socrates you ignored me.

*finds new reverand*

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I did not ignore you, but I can't perform the ceremony if your partner isn't present.

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Oh holy lord, hear my prayer!

Take this demon down below!

Think of the child!

*takes out bible and beats pandy with it*

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hey jan, I see you...

did you by chance bring any bacon to this wedding?  laugh.gif

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Well I know I didn't, but I did bring tacos....

*Throws tacos everywhere*

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*takes out bible and beats pandy with it*

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I dont think hoagy is gonna appreciate this too much....

this is getting very kinky... laugh.gif

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hey jan, I see you...

did you by chance bring any bacon to this wedding?  laugh.gif

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Well I know I didn't, but I did bring tacos....

*Throws tacos everywhere*

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Aww....taco's at my wedding. How did you know that was my dream as a little girl? wub.gif

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Well I know I didn't, but I did bring tacos....

*Throws tacos everywhere*

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but Jan has special bacon...

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Ziggy Stardust Illuminated

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*distorted pandy howls and struggles, but suddenly lies still.*

And that, my children, is a succesful excorsism.

I'm sorry you all had to witness that.

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Well we can always do it another day. It is 3:30 pm here. What time is it for you. It is like freakin 8 in the morning at my mans place.

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hey jan, I see you...

did you by chance bring any bacon to this wedding?  laugh.gif

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Yes, yes I did. But, alas, it's not for you this time. sad.gif

It's for anyone who's willing to marry me! So come to me, whoever you are... and you'll get free - unlimited - bacon...

*cough*

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*distorted pandy howls and struggles, but suddenly lies still.*

And that, my children, is a succesful excorsism.

I'm sorry you all had to witness that.

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since when do you roleplay my part? dontgetit.gif

pfftt rolleyes.gif

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Well we can always do it another day. It is 3:30 pm here. What time is it for you. It is like freakin 8 in the morning at my mans place.

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Hey this is suppose to be my day *crys like a baby and throws bouquet on the floor*

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Yes, yes I did. But, alas, it's not for you this time. sad.gif

It's for anyone who's willing to marry me! So come to me, whoever you are... and you'll get free - unlimited - bacon...

*cough*

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I'll marry you...but just for the next half hour... laugh.gif

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