Daughter of the Nine Moons Posted August 18, 2005 Author #51 Share Posted August 18, 2005 A chinchilla attack is bad because... we evolved through the optimal process of discombobulation. As a firm believer that all things enjoyable are illegal, immoral, or fattening... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melladior Posted August 18, 2005 #52 Share Posted August 18, 2005 (edited) As a firm believer that all things enjoyable are illegal, immoral, or fattening... I cannot in good conscience purchase your Girl Scout Cookies. Be gone, vile vixen! Acrylic paints are superior to oil-based paints because... Edited August 18, 2005 by Melladior Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daughter of the Nine Moons Posted August 18, 2005 Author #53 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Acryilic paints are superior to oil-based paints because... they are still loaded with enough chemicals to create a fusion bomb with the addition of a paperclip and three raisins. Thank you for dropping by. Today, we have a large assortment of wondrous stuff all wrapped up in this nice neat little ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melladior Posted August 18, 2005 #54 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Thank you for dropping by. Today, we have a large assortment of wondrous stuff all wrapped up in this nice neat little ... whole wheat tortilla. I'd rather be a nurse than a doctor because... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JennRose Posted August 18, 2005 #55 Share Posted August 18, 2005 I'd rather be a nurse than a doctor because nurses have those sweet white shoes. My favorite book has been stolen, and all that was left in it's place... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melladior Posted August 18, 2005 #56 Share Posted August 18, 2005 My favorite book has been stolen, and all that was left in it's place...was half a sammich and my New Kids On The Block bookmark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaintedDoughnuts Posted August 18, 2005 #57 Share Posted August 18, 2005 No quote from above... I want to be a strong thief, not the kind who... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melladior Posted August 18, 2005 #58 Share Posted August 18, 2005 No quote from above... I want to be a strong thief, not the kind who... 796900[/snapback] oops I want to be a strong thief, not the kind who...buckles under the weight of a stolen microwave. When I want something filling, I... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snuffypuffer Posted August 18, 2005 #59 Share Posted August 18, 2005 When I want something filling, I...now come with easy 6.9% financing. Fat people make me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melladior Posted August 18, 2005 #60 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Fat people make me... handwash all their delicates. Skinny people make me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose-Of-Armageddon Posted August 18, 2005 #61 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Skinny people make me.....Kill badgers People who crawl on all fours on Christmas Eve at 3:30pm when it's a Wednesday make me.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daughter of the Nine Moons Posted August 20, 2005 Author #62 Share Posted August 20, 2005 People who crawl on all fours on Christmas Eve at 3:30pm when it's a Wednesday make me....pancakes Little Bo-Peep has lost... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose-Of-Armageddon Posted August 20, 2005 #63 Share Posted August 20, 2005 Little Bo Peep has lost....her virginity These gorillas are..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melladior Posted August 20, 2005 #64 Share Posted August 20, 2005 These gorillas are... magnificent ballerinas. I prefer the short bus because... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose-Of-Armageddon Posted August 20, 2005 #65 Share Posted August 20, 2005 I prefer the short bus because....it is sometimes yellow Lemons drop from the sky simply because.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daughter of the Nine Moons Posted August 21, 2005 Author #66 Share Posted August 21, 2005 Lemons drop from the sky simply because....life gives you oranges. If the heart don't beat.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melladior Posted August 22, 2005 #67 Share Posted August 22, 2005 If the heart doesn't beat...you have died. Grocery stores are evil because... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moe eubleck Posted August 22, 2005 #68 Share Posted August 22, 2005 Grocery stores are evil because... small rodents accost Moe's feet, leaving tiny nibblets on our toenails. A herd of roaches is better than ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melladior Posted August 22, 2005 #69 Share Posted August 22, 2005 A herd of roaches is better than...a roach army of millions. the thing I hate about ice cream sammiches is... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moe eubleck Posted August 22, 2005 #70 Share Posted August 22, 2005 the thing I hate about ice cream sammiches is... the stains they leave on my dental floss without ten fingers and a large nose we will never... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melladior Posted August 22, 2005 #71 Share Posted August 22, 2005 without ten fingers and a large nose, we will never...truly understand the aardvark. The stain on my blouse is... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moe eubleck Posted August 23, 2005 #72 Share Posted August 23, 2005 The stain on my blouse is... all that remains of that passionate birthday where I jumped out of a cake If a bird can fly yet a fly cannot bird, how do monkeys.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melladior Posted August 23, 2005 #73 Share Posted August 23, 2005 If a bird can fly yet a fly cannot bird, how do monkeys.... giggle like schoolgirls when others point and laugh? I get my freckles from my Irish genes and my humor from... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moe eubleck Posted August 23, 2005 #74 Share Posted August 23, 2005 I get my freckles from my Irish genes and my humor from...my old stained blouse smelling of mothballs and something sinister what ever tomorrow birngs.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melladior Posted August 23, 2005 #75 Share Posted August 23, 2005 Whatever tommorrow brings...to the picnic had better go with fried chicken and potato salad. I forgot I had a pencil in my pocket and now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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