Guest Guest Posted February 25, 2002 #1 Share Posted February 25, 2002 :s01 Yesterday I was abducted and probed by aliens, what should I do? :s9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magikman Posted February 25, 2002 #2 Share Posted February 25, 2002 Congratulations, you've just completed the first step on your 'Things I want to accomplish before I die' list. 1. Be abducted and probed by an alien. 2. Have your teeth extracted one by one. 3. Get a barbed-wire wedgie trying to hop a fence. 4. Have the hiccups for nine years. 5. Give birth to a full-grown porcupine. 6. Get your tongue stuck in a moving escalator. 7. Have Marilyn Manson tattooed on your butt. 8. Pose nude for National Geographic. 9. Spend 11 weeks on the "It's a Small World" ride at Disneyland. 10. Get French-kissed by Richard Simmons. Feel free to keep us posted when you accomplish the other listed goals, we're rooting for you. Magikman :sh 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reller Posted February 25, 2002 #3 Share Posted February 25, 2002 :s2 :s2 :s2 :s2 :s2 :s2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PurpleStuart Posted February 25, 2002 #4 Share Posted February 25, 2002 Sue them. Did you see a valid Probing License? I thought not. :sg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Druss Posted February 25, 2002 #5 Share Posted February 25, 2002 I'll bet they did not wear any protection :sn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalia Posted February 26, 2002 #6 Share Posted February 26, 2002 One person's probe is another person's....uh...never mind. :se :sj MM...another one for the list of to do's...take diving lessons from Jaws. Dalia :sf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becca_gurl Posted March 22, 2002 #7 Share Posted March 22, 2002 I had the barb-wire wegie, all I can say is OUCH! :sq Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystify Posted March 25, 2002 #8 Share Posted March 25, 2002 Kieran, You have to understand most of us will be a little.... or alot skeptic as to what your trying to tell us here. We discuss these things all the time and rarely have people like your self post statements like yours. Now... in the very rare case that it really did happen.... we would need alot.... and I mean alot more details. A simple answer would be to just do nothing and live your life. It`s hard to answer your question without knowing what kind of answer your looking for. So... my suggestion.... write your whole experience down and post it. Be ready for all sorts of critisim....as well as good feedback. That`s a start. Best of luck Mystify :sj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted March 25, 2002 #9 Share Posted March 25, 2002 hmmm...detailed experiences on probing, leaving nothing to the imagination. Probing is cool 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GIZZIE Posted March 25, 2002 #10 Share Posted March 25, 2002 Homer You're sick! (Mind you, I like that in a man) :s09 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted March 25, 2002 #11 Share Posted March 25, 2002 Really? Sick is cool 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GIZZIE Posted March 25, 2002 #12 Share Posted March 25, 2002 Sick is only cool if you get better - however long it takes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becca_gurl Posted March 28, 2002 #13 Share Posted March 28, 2002 They stick probes in every little hole they can find, don't they. They don't leave anything to the imagination. Yuk! :s07 - :shrebecca Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheff_Pud Posted March 29, 2002 #14 Share Posted March 29, 2002 Didn't Wheatley always write about the 7 orifices of entry into the human body in his witchcraft books? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becca_gurl Posted March 31, 2002 #15 Share Posted March 31, 2002 I have eight! ;D :shrebecca Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crosis Posted March 31, 2002 #16 Share Posted March 31, 2002 :s9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PurpleStuart Posted April 2, 2002 #17 Share Posted April 2, 2002 :s2 :s2 :s2 Sublime understatement Crosis, plus the fact that your post was on a subsequent page only made the laughter even more likely to make me fall off my chair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crosis Posted April 3, 2002 #18 Share Posted April 3, 2002 cheers Ps, I have to say that my comedy timing has been getting better (pure luck of course)of late. ;D :sq Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becca_gurl Posted April 3, 2002 #19 Share Posted April 3, 2002 Riiight...my mind doesn't go well with big words. :s01 :sh rebecca Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted May 20, 2002 #20 Share Posted May 20, 2002 I have told this to nobody but I have 2 strange marks on my leg. I don't know were they come from and I have also strange dreams/nightmares about light and shadows of strange little man I don't know what to do and I don't want to tell anybody about it because i am afraid they will laugh tell me what to do A Dutch boy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kira Posted May 20, 2002 #21 Share Posted May 20, 2002 :s9 ok now i am really worried :s01 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonboy Posted May 20, 2002 #22 Share Posted May 20, 2002 [blue] Serious advice to anyone suffering abduction: read the works of Budd Hopkins and John Mack for starters. Find out what other people have said about their experiences and see if there are any similarities. You should also be able to pick up some tips on how to deal with the situation... Other advice: get a chastity belt?... :s9 [/blue] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted May 21, 2002 #23 Share Posted May 21, 2002 Chastity belts are cool 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceyKC Posted May 21, 2002 #24 Share Posted May 21, 2002 Homer, Wouldn't that depend on who has the key? :s9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted May 21, 2002 #25 Share Posted May 21, 2002 You're absolutely right KC :s04 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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