JesseTheMutt Posted January 2, 2006 #1 Share Posted January 2, 2006 I'm writing the sequel to the Bible.I'm having some trouble with the title though.I was thinking stuff along the lines of..Umm. Well maybe Bible 2 or Son of Bible or Bible Goes West or something.I think it will make for a very good book if I just get a good title.I think it might be as big or bigger than the original. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unorthodox Thesis Posted January 2, 2006 #2 Share Posted January 2, 2006 Unless you are truly inspired by God Himself, I would take this scripture into consideration: Revelation 22:18-19 For I testify to everyone who hears the words of the prophecy of this book: If anyone adds to these things, God will add to him the plagues that are written in this book; and if anyone takes away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part from the Book of Life, from the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book. (NKJ) If you're doing all of this for reasons other than confirming the original Bible, then I'd think again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Vader Posted January 2, 2006 #3 Share Posted January 2, 2006 I'm writing the sequel to the Bible.I'm having some trouble with the title though.I was thinking stuff along the lines of..Umm. Well maybe Bible 2 or Son of Bible or Bible Goes West or something.I think it will make for a very good book if I just get a good title.I think it might be as big or bigger than the original. You should have a plot twist where we find out Satan is really Jesus' Father and that Satan was God but Fell to Hell.Like in Star War where we find out Darth Vader is really Luke Skywalker's Father and we find out Darth Vader used to be a great Jedi Anakin Skywalker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yelekiah Posted January 2, 2006 #4 Share Posted January 2, 2006 That would be awesome. I can see it making the bestseller list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Vader Posted January 2, 2006 #5 Share Posted January 2, 2006 Call it. "Revenge of the Christ" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Vader Posted January 2, 2006 #6 Share Posted January 2, 2006 Unless you are truly inspired by God Himself, I would take this scripture into consideration: Revelation 22:18-19 For I testify to everyone who hears the words of the prophecy of this book: If anyone adds to these things, God will add to him the plagues that are written in this book; and if anyone takes away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part from the Book of Life, from the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book. (NKJ) If you're doing all of this for reasons other than confirming the original Bible, then I'd think again. The Cover for the New Book Maybe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mako_Torriblaidd Posted January 2, 2006 #7 Share Posted January 2, 2006 Uh Vder where do you live so i can organize my mob of angry people with large conventional weapons and pitchforks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yelekiah Posted January 2, 2006 #8 Share Posted January 2, 2006 I like the hypothetical cover. If you're doing all of this for reasons other than confirming the original Bible, then I'd think again. I doubt he's being serious, Norman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Vader Posted January 2, 2006 #9 Share Posted January 2, 2006 I like the hypothetical cover. I doubt he's being serious, Norman. I don't know It would make a LOT of money. I'm writing the sequel to the Bible.I'm having some trouble with the title though.I was thinking stuff along the lines of..Umm. Well maybe Bible 2 or Son of Bible or Bible Goes West or something.I think it will make for a very good book if I just get a good title.I think it might be as big or bigger than the original. You have a good idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mako_Torriblaidd Posted January 2, 2006 #10 Share Posted January 2, 2006 I don't know It would make a LOT of money. Not after me and my mob of angry activists destroy every ship,ent of the book with large amounts of napalm! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICONvsICON Posted January 2, 2006 #11 Share Posted January 2, 2006 Actually, if you are completely serious about writing the "novel": upon publication I'm certain that marketing and promotion would exploit the fact that it's a sequel to the Bible. Therefore, the words bible, christ, etc. would not need to be mentioned in the title. You should simply entitle the book: SEQUEL. Good luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Vader Posted January 2, 2006 #12 Share Posted January 2, 2006 Unless you are truly inspired by God Himself, I would take this scripture into consideration: Revelation 22:18-19 For I testify to everyone who hears the words of the prophecy of this book: If anyone adds to these things, God will add to him the plagues that are written in this book; and if anyone takes away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part from the Book of Life, from the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book. (NKJ) If you're doing all of this for reasons other than confirming the original Bible, then I'd think again. And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this propchecy,God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city,and from the things which are written in this book. King James Version of The Holy Bible It's open in my lap infront of me so. yeah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Vader Posted January 2, 2006 #13 Share Posted January 2, 2006 Not after me and my mob of angry activists destroy every ship,ent of the book with large amounts of napalm! Are you threatening him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yelekiah Posted January 2, 2006 #14 Share Posted January 2, 2006 Ever since JesseTheMutt referred to himself as a ninja, and supposedly called himself an alien (rumors) I find it hard to take him seriously. *But* if he is being serious, I hope he makes a lot of money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShaunZero Posted January 2, 2006 #15 Share Posted January 2, 2006 I seriously am an Alien Ninja. Don't ever back talk me or I'll kick your ears off your face! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mako_Torriblaidd Posted January 2, 2006 #16 Share Posted January 2, 2006 Uh yes i am threatening to destroy any shipment i find.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yelekiah Posted January 2, 2006 #17 Share Posted January 2, 2006 I seriously am an Alien Ninja. Don't ever back talk me or I'll kick your ears off your face! <----no ears Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Vader Posted January 2, 2006 #18 Share Posted January 2, 2006 Uh yes i am threatening to destroy any shipment i find.... So you are threatening to harm him?That is against the law. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Pancake Posted January 2, 2006 #19 Share Posted January 2, 2006 Do it I just want to see how many people will believe it as truth. Can you mention the great wise sage that lived "Super Pancake." You have my written consent right here in this post on U.M. as proof you can use Super Pancake in your book. But only for that one book you can't use it for other works of yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreyWeather Posted January 2, 2006 #20 Share Posted January 2, 2006 Not after me and my mob of angry activists destroy every ship,ent of the book with large amounts of napalm! been done before - look back to the dark ages... but they didn't use napalm. xD i think you should totally go with the 'satan being jesus's father' idea, that'd be awesome. OH and yoda should be a goblin that teaches jesus the ways of the trickery. (everything jesus did in the bible has been done by magicians, it was sky one - ie making a virgin pregnant and feeding 5000 people with a fish and bread ect.) I'd by that book. so long as there were less numbers at the side of each paragraph... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yelekiah Posted January 2, 2006 #21 Share Posted January 2, 2006 Mary Magdalene needs to be Monica Belucci (like in the Passion of the Christ), except she doesn't get "saved". If you know what I mean... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Vader Posted January 2, 2006 #22 Share Posted January 2, 2006 OH and yoda should be a goblin that teaches jesus the ways of the trickery. *dies of laughter* Ohhhhh yes!He should really do that.I'd buy it just for that I swear to Goblin. Mary Magdalene needs to be Monica Belucci (like in the Passion of the Christ), except she doesn't get "saved". If you know what I mean... No..I don't think I do.Please go on and tell us all what you mean. I'm Curious Vader. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yelekiah Posted January 2, 2006 #23 Share Posted January 2, 2006 No..I don't think I do.Please go on and tell us all what you mean. I'm Curious Vader. She was Mary Magdalene in the film Passion of the Christ. And we all know Mary Magdalene was a harlot but then got Jesus into her life. [attachmentid=22173] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShaunZero Posted January 2, 2006 #24 Share Posted January 2, 2006 (edited) Well if you wrote a book now about a man who exists[not really though] now then I doubt many will believe it. Yele, if I ever saw a prostitute that looks like that I'd need some serious prayers. XD... Edited January 2, 2006 by ZeroShadow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan-o Posted January 2, 2006 #25 Share Posted January 2, 2006 I wrote a "Tasty Cake" bible once. Sixty-eight pages... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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