when life gives you lemons...

[Falco Rex]

What if i don't have any friends Falco? Are you my friend? If you are, i suppose this means you are my only friend.

What do you mean? If you choose to play with me; that signifies friendship on an overtly hostile forum; given my past here; so I count you both a friend and ally..

Let all naysayers fall between us..

In the meantime..

If life gives you lemons; make lemonade with lots of sugar; then sell it to everybody..

Then when your sugary decay makes their mouths weak; punch them in the teeth; knocking out years of attractiveness!

[kaknelson]

Friend and Ally... cool with me.

When life gives you lemons, individually pick out and plant the seads from the lemons middle, then buy acres once the trees have multiplied, open up a new lemon business called " Sour Hour "

[Immortal Norway]

When life give you lemons, it`s time to kick some aces.

[Falco Rex]

Well; when life kicks some aces; It's time to turn to the Jacks! And they're coated in lemon juice!

[girty1600]

Squirt lemon juice in thine enemy's eye.

Edited May 1, 2006 by girty1600

[Cryticman]

When life gives you lemons... Chuck them back at life and demand beer!

[Immortal Norway]

When life gives you lemons, squize them in his eyes !

When life gives you lemons... eat them, you dommace !

[sultanmuratova]

when life gives you lemons, ask for the receipt.

[awsedrftg44]

when life gives you lemons, cry.

[dest_titor1]

When life gives you lemons go back to the dealership and get a new car!

[Purplos]

When life gives you lemons, squeeze the lemons till the juice runs down your/his leg.

Come on now... Led Zep people!

Edited January 20, 2008 by Purplos

[Sporkling]

when life gives you lemons, take the lemons, mix with vinegar, salt, sugar, durians, and pour it into life's mouth.

[Drego]

"When God gives you lemons, you find a new God!!!"

- Powerthirst

Sorry if that's been posted already.

[meeee]

WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS. . . SAY **** THE LEMONS AND BAIL!

From forgetting sarah marshall

[Thisisnotmyname]

When life gives you lemons, challenge life to a game of futbol and headbutt it in the solarplexus.

[Mademoiselle]

When life gives you lemons...shut up and eat your damn lemons!

hahahahaaha

[Charlie Donuts]

When Life Gives You Lemons.... Pray For Another Citrus Fruit...

[PepsiCokebomb]

When life gives you lemons, squeeze it in someone's eye and run like hell

[Kevin7557]

When Life gives you lemons grow an ochard and start a lemon business making millions.

When Life gives you lemons find someone who wants them and trade.

[somayaji]

When life gives you lemons you make grape juice then sit back and smile as every one wonders how the hell you did it.

[batjoker]

When life gives you lemons you make grape juice then sit back and smile as every one wonders how the hell you did it.

when life gives you lemons make pork chops and not give life any

when life throws you lemons make sure they don't hit your eyes

when like gives you lemons kick life in the balls and take his apples because who want lemons

[American Chupacabra]

Here are mine (I'm surprised nobody's said some of them yet):

When life gives you lemons, ask why life didn't give the starving children in Africa some (Very mean, I know)

When life gives you lemons, yell insults at life until it agrees to give you something better

When life gives you lemons, ask what life is suggesting (You can take get different meanings from this one)

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and say "I wanted cookies!"

[Maddy34]

Here are mine (I'm surprised nobody's said some of them yet):

When life gives you lemons, ask why life didn't give the starving children in Africa some (Very mean, I know)

When life gives you lemons, yell insults at life until it agrees to give you something better

When life gives you lemons, ask what life is suggesting (You can take get different meanings from this one)

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and say "I wanted cookies!"

Haha life gave you lemons!!!!I got a Pineapple!!!

[THE MATRIX]

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade then toss it in the face life that gave you the lemons until life gives you the oranges that you asked for in the first place.

Edited February 4, 2010 by wolfram&hart12345

[Fatebreaker]

when life gives you lemons impress life biting straight through them then life will finally give you the waffles you asked for