when life gives you lemons...

[Queen in the North]

[Shadesong]

When life gives you lemons, start running. Why? Because "life" has apparently obtained corporeal form. That is not good. - Mine

[Drego]

Variant of the quote from "Powerthirst" (though, I'm sure this has been posted before): "When God gives you lemons, you find a new God!"

Edited April 25, 2010 by Drego

[laylow45]

when life gives you melons you might be dyslexic

[monchecita]

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them, mix with white egg, make a face mask. You'll get a fairer and less spot skin!

[KellyTranieeee]

When life gives you lemons... Throw it at stupid people, or you could just throw an orange cause they would be too stupid to know which one is which anyway.

[The Nameless One]

The Nameless Ones 10 Steps Of The Buddhist Guide For What To Do, " when life gives you lemons "

Step 1- Pray to The Buddah and speak a favorite Mantra

Step 2- Find a matchstick and some gasoline

Step 3- Pour the gasoline onto the body "head first"

Step 4- Spark the matchstick upon concrete or abrasive surface

Step 5- Set yourself ablaze

Step 6- Proceed by watching skin melt, while suffering in extreme pain and agony

Step 7- Die a slow merciless death

Step 8- Proceed into the afterlife, riding atop a radiant white unicorn

Step 9- Begin singing the song Always by Erasure "The song from robot unicorn attack"

Step 10- Await reincarnation, and follow same procedures, if life decides your better off with some damn lemons, instead of handing you the winning lottery numbers for next weeks jackpot.

And yes I made this up off the top of my noggin. < he likes to bounce a lot....

Edited June 14, 2013 by The Nameless One

[spartan max2]

if life gives you lemons, throw them at life...see if life will make the same mistake again

lol I love this one

[Ultimate_Evil]

"When life gives you lemons-"

"I COMPLAIN ABOUT THE LEMONS!"

-Ron and Dr. Drakken from Kim Possible

I find I shocking that I did not see this one on here...