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when life gives you lemons...

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Shadesong

When life gives you lemons, start running. Why? Because "life" has apparently obtained corporeal form. That is not good. - Mine :D

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Drego

Variant of the quote from "Powerthirst" (though, I'm sure this has been posted before): "When God gives you lemons, you find a new God!"

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laylow45

when life gives you melons you might be dyslexic

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monchecita

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them, mix with white egg, make a face mask. You'll get a fairer and less spot skin!

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KellyTranieeee

When life gives you lemons... Throw it at stupid people, or you could just throw an orange cause they would be too stupid to know which one is which anyway.

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The Nameless One

The Nameless Ones 10 Steps Of The Buddhist Guide For What To Do, " when life gives you lemons "

Step 1- Pray to The Buddah and speak a favorite Mantra :nw:

Step 2- Find a matchstick and some gasoline :gun:

Step 3- Pour the gasoline onto the body "head first" :o

Step 4- Spark the matchstick upon concrete or abrasive surface :yes:

Step 5- Set yourself ablaze :no:

Step 6- Proceed by watching skin melt, while suffering in extreme pain and agony :devil:

Step 7- Die a slow merciless death :cry:

Step 8- Proceed into the afterlife, riding atop a radiant white unicorn :innocent:

Step 9- Begin singing the song Always by Erasure "The song from robot unicorn attack" :whistle:

Step 10- Await reincarnation, and follow same procedures, if life decides your better off with some damn lemons, instead of handing you the winning lottery numbers for next weeks jackpot. :clap:

And yes I made this up off the top of my noggin. :sk < he likes to bounce a lot.... :tu:

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spartan max2

if life gives you lemons, throw them at life...see if life will make the same mistake again

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lol I love this one :clap:

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Ultimate_Evil

"When life gives you lemons-"

"I COMPLAIN ABOUT THE LEMONS!"

-Ron and Dr. Drakken from Kim Possible

I find I shocking that I did not see this one on here...

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