Falco Rex Posted May 1, 2006 #51 Share Posted May 1, 2006 What if i don't have any friends Falco? Are you my friend? If you are, i suppose this means you are my only friend. What do you mean? If you choose to play with me; that signifies friendship on an overtly hostile forum; given my past here; so I count you both a friend and ally.. Let all naysayers fall between us.. In the meantime.. If life gives you lemons; make lemonade with lots of sugar; then sell it to everybody.. Then when your sugary decay makes their mouths weak; punch them in the teeth; knocking out years of attractiveness! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaknelson Posted May 1, 2006 #52 Share Posted May 1, 2006 Friend and Ally... cool with me. When life gives you lemons, individually pick out and plant the seads from the lemons middle, then buy acres once the trees have multiplied, open up a new lemon business called " Sour Hour " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Norway Posted May 1, 2006 #53 Share Posted May 1, 2006 When life give you lemons, it`s time to kick some aces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falco Rex Posted May 1, 2006 #54 Share Posted May 1, 2006 Well; when life kicks some aces; It's time to turn to the Jacks! And they're coated in lemon juice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girty1600 Posted May 1, 2006 #55 Share Posted May 1, 2006 (edited) Squirt lemon juice in thine enemy's eye. Edited May 1, 2006 by girty1600 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cryticman Posted May 10, 2006 #56 Share Posted May 10, 2006 When life gives you lemons... Chuck them back at life and demand beer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Norway Posted May 10, 2006 #57 Share Posted May 10, 2006 When life gives you lemons, squize them in his eyes ! When life gives you lemons... eat them, you dommace ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sultanmuratova Posted May 12, 2006 Author #58 Share Posted May 12, 2006 when life gives you lemons, ask for the receipt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awsedrftg44 Posted January 17, 2008 #59 Share Posted January 17, 2008 when life gives you lemons, cry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dest_titor1 Posted January 19, 2008 #60 Share Posted January 19, 2008 When life gives you lemons go back to the dealership and get a new car! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purplos Posted January 20, 2008 #61 Share Posted January 20, 2008 (edited) When life gives you lemons, squeeze the lemons till the juice runs down your/his leg. Come on now... Led Zep people! Edited January 20, 2008 by Purplos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sporkling Posted January 20, 2008 #62 Share Posted January 20, 2008 when life gives you lemons, take the lemons, mix with vinegar, salt, sugar, durians, and pour it into life's mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drego Posted January 21, 2008 #63 Share Posted January 21, 2008 "When God gives you lemons, you find a new God!!!" - Powerthirst Sorry if that's been posted already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meeee Posted April 30, 2008 #64 Share Posted April 30, 2008 WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS. . . SAY **** THE LEMONS AND BAIL! From forgetting sarah marshall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thisisnotmyname Posted May 2, 2008 #65 Share Posted May 2, 2008 When life gives you lemons, challenge life to a game of futbol and headbutt it in the solarplexus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mademoiselle Posted May 2, 2008 #66 Share Posted May 2, 2008 When life gives you lemons...shut up and eat your damn lemons! hahahahaaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Donuts Posted May 3, 2008 #67 Share Posted May 3, 2008 When Life Gives You Lemons.... Pray For Another Citrus Fruit... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PepsiCokebomb Posted February 15, 2009 #68 Share Posted February 15, 2009 When life gives you lemons, squeeze it in someone's eye and run like hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin7557 Posted February 15, 2009 #69 Share Posted February 15, 2009 When Life gives you lemons grow an ochard and start a lemon business making millions. When Life gives you lemons find someone who wants them and trade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somayaji Posted March 23, 2009 #70 Share Posted March 23, 2009 When life gives you lemons you make grape juice then sit back and smile as every one wonders how the hell you did it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
batjoker Posted March 24, 2009 #71 Share Posted March 24, 2009 When life gives you lemons you make grape juice then sit back and smile as every one wonders how the hell you did it. when life gives you lemons make pork chops and not give life any when life throws you lemons make sure they don't hit your eyes when like gives you lemons kick life in the balls and take his apples because who want lemons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
American Chupacabra Posted March 25, 2009 #72 Share Posted March 25, 2009 Here are mine (I'm surprised nobody's said some of them yet): When life gives you lemons, ask why life didn't give the starving children in Africa some (Very mean, I know) When life gives you lemons, yell insults at life until it agrees to give you something better When life gives you lemons, ask what life is suggesting (You can take get different meanings from this one) When life gives you lemons, throw them back and say "I wanted cookies!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maddy34 Posted February 4, 2010 #73 Share Posted February 4, 2010 Here are mine (I'm surprised nobody's said some of them yet): When life gives you lemons, ask why life didn't give the starving children in Africa some (Very mean, I know) When life gives you lemons, yell insults at life until it agrees to give you something better When life gives you lemons, ask what life is suggesting (You can take get different meanings from this one) When life gives you lemons, throw them back and say "I wanted cookies!" Haha life gave you lemons!!!!I got a Pineapple!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE MATRIX Posted February 4, 2010 #74 Share Posted February 4, 2010 (edited) When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade then toss it in the face life that gave you the lemons until life gives you the oranges that you asked for in the first place. Edited February 4, 2010 by wolfram&hart12345 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker Posted February 20, 2010 #75 Share Posted February 20, 2010 when life gives you lemons impress life biting straight through them then life will finally give you the waffles you asked for Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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