IhartU Posted June 8, 2006 #1 Share Posted June 8, 2006 SAUSAGES!!!! That's right -sausages. The following is a newspaper article from Chicago 1897: Adolph Luetgert, Chicago's main sausage manufacturer, was a phenomenal lover, with many mistresses and a convenient bed located at his factory for occasional dalliance. But the 250lb German immigrant's wife Louise found his infidelities intolerable. In May, Louise's brother went to the poloce to say she had disappeared. Since Luetgert had made passionate demands that the police institute an all-out search for his missing dog some time previously, Captain Hermann Schluetter found it suspicious that he had not reported Louise's absence. A search of the sausage factory turned up human bone fragments and Louise's wedding ring in one of the vats. Circumstantial evidence indicates that Luetgert stabbed her, boiled down the body, and put it through the sausage grinder. He has been sentenced to life inprisonment, and the citizens of Chicago are very cautious about buying sausages! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Silver Thong Posted June 8, 2006 #2 Share Posted June 8, 2006 I bet the people of Chicago are glad this happened in 1897, and not last week. Thats just nasty, I wonder how many people thought the sausage tasted funny. Pretty sick stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katkandoo_kw Posted June 8, 2006 #3 Share Posted June 8, 2006 They would be being cannibleistic (sp?) and not even know it...if that is possible... second comment of mine: and they thought I was weird... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldethyl Posted June 8, 2006 #4 Share Posted June 8, 2006 250 lbs makes a lot of sausage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhyknow Posted June 8, 2006 #5 Share Posted June 8, 2006 hmmm-mmm.... It reminds me of Hilary Briss and his "special stuff" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldethyl Posted June 9, 2006 #6 Share Posted June 9, 2006 hmmm-mmm.... It reminds me of Hilary Briss and his "special stuff" That was the first thing I thought of too...nosebleeds!!!! ARGH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.vandyke Posted June 9, 2006 #7 Share Posted June 9, 2006 You could have turned my ex wife into many many sausages! She was rather on the large size. God rest her fat soul. I think I miss her.. yes, yes I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptor Posted June 9, 2006 #8 Share Posted June 9, 2006 ^ lol?. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mypaddedroom Posted June 9, 2006 #9 Share Posted June 9, 2006 UGH Some people are sick how could people actually do that? It would make me so nautious UGH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^SolidSnake^ Posted June 9, 2006 #10 Share Posted June 9, 2006 lol Vandyke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shakezulah Posted June 10, 2006 #11 Share Posted June 10, 2006 I bet the people of Chicago are glad this happened in 1897, and not last week. Thats just nasty, I wonder how many people thought the sausage tasted funny. Pretty sick stuff. Living very close to Chicago, I'm very happy this didn't happen last week. That's pretty disgusting....I wonder how she tasted? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IhartU Posted June 12, 2006 Author #12 Share Posted June 12, 2006 Living very close to Chicago, I'm very happy this didn't happen last week. That's pretty disgusting....I wonder how she tasted? You know how sausage has those little fat balls in it? Gross! never touch the stuff! I bet she tasted like smoked fat lady. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldethyl Posted June 12, 2006 #13 Share Posted June 12, 2006 Living very close to Chicago, I'm very happy this didn't happen last week. That's pretty disgusting....I wonder how she tasted? Like chicken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhyknow Posted June 12, 2006 #14 Share Posted June 12, 2006 (edited) "Adolph... Do you have any of that... Special stuff?" (Licks lips) "It'll cost you!" "I know it's wrong... But it just tastes soo good!" A possible pic of this Adolph guy? Nah just kidding it's our friendly neighborhood butcher Hilary Briss! Edited June 12, 2006 by rhyknow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarlequinDragon Posted June 14, 2006 #15 Share Posted June 14, 2006 I think I am going to be sick, anyway this sounds a little like a story that aired on the Krypt keeper while I was in collage. I can’t remember the name of the episode, but it was truly gut wrenching. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Demon Posted June 14, 2006 #16 Share Posted June 14, 2006 This sounds so much like something out of The Jungle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maracova Posted June 14, 2006 #17 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Hmmmmm...... I wonder if he ate her as well as turning her into snags.There seems to be a few cases from all over the world about butchers killing people and eating them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldethyl Posted June 14, 2006 #18 Share Posted June 14, 2006 I wouldn't go to all the trouble, myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarlequinDragon Posted June 14, 2006 #19 Share Posted June 14, 2006 This sounds so much like something out of The Jungle. Well there are or at least there were canables so I guess its possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhyknow Posted June 14, 2006 #20 Share Posted June 14, 2006 BTW, it goes a little off the topic, but Cannibal The Musical is hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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