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The 9th Wonder Of The World! The Dumbo Lemon!


Hitman

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Ok. Here's the story. My mother was at a friend's house and saw a lemon in his tree. She said look! That lemon looks like an elephant! So he picked the lemon and gave it to her. She showed it to me and I was shocked at how much it looks like an elephant. The pictures are not that clear because it's a cheapo(free) camera that came with my DSL package. I think this lemon is pretty rare. I want to preserve it but have no idea how. It's in the fridge now and it's still in good shape. Anyway with no further adeu...

Here it is! The Amazing Dumbo Lemon!

http://photos.yahoo.com/hitman86@pacbell.net

(click on "My Photos" then the individual pics to enlarge)

Holy crap, now that I look at it, it seems to have eyes!

Hitman

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Just looks like a messed up lemon to me...

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It's... a deformed lemon.

:blink:

Not really cryptozoology. Moved to a more suitable category.

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It's... a deformed lemon.

:blink:

Not really cryptozoology. Moved to a more suitable category.

Thanks. I know it's deformed but it looks a lot like an elephant and the camera I used doesn't do it justice.

John

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Quick, before it rots, sell it on Ebay. That's about all you can do with it... besides make lemonade.

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I bet you some idiot on Ebay will buy it for a nice sum of money...

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Actually, that's a good idea.

Infact, say it looks like Jesus. You'll make a small fortune.

And i'm not joking.

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Actually, that's a good idea.

Infact, say it looks like Jesus. You'll make a small fortune.

And i'm not joking.

I would :)

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Actually, that's a good idea.

Infact, say it looks like Jesus. You'll make a small fortune.

And i'm not joking.

That is a damn good idea. The Virgin Mary toast comes to mind.

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Okay... for coming up with the idea first, I want a 50-50 split of all ebay profits :D

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Quick, before it rots, sell it on Ebay. That's about all you can do with it... besides make lemonade.

Well it should keep for weeks in the refrigerator and I'm going to contact someone who knows how to preserve it. Maybe put it in formaldehyde or something. I was thinking of putting it on Ebay but I have to really advertise it so someone would pay a lot of money for it. I posted this on Art Bell's web site and hope he puts it up.

Maybe some strange elephant worshiping cult will spend millions on it. Then I could truly say, "I took a lemon and made lemonade!" :)

When I first saw it I said to my mother that you could put it on Ebay. I saw that grilled cheese sandwich that looked like The Virgin Mary go for what, $30,000. Hell I suspect an elephant-shaped lemon to fetch at leas ten grand!

Hitman

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Okay... for coming up with the idea first, I want a 50-50 split of all ebay profits :D

LOL! Sorry I beat you to it. I already suggested that to mom days ago.

Hitman

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Actually, that's a good idea.

Infact, say it looks like Jesus. You'll make a small fortune.

And i'm not joking.

Hehe. Yea I could say it's actually the ass Jesus' folks rode. Probably make a mint off it. Actually when I turn it a certain way, it looks like a hand flipping someone off.

Hitman

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it looks lik elephant getting ready to dive in a pool,

(yes i have seen elephant do that )

:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:

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Infact, say it looks like Jesus. You'll make a small fortune.

you know what? it kinda does... ;)

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wait a minute.....9 wonders of the world? I thought there were only seven...

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That lemon is like the 1st stupid wonder of the world. Its not even an animal its a fruit.

a FRUIT!?!?!?!? really!? :o

Get outa heeeeeeeeeere! :w00t:

RKD

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the only part of jesus it looks like is his knob and even that's still deformed

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the only part of jesus it looks like is his knob and even that's still deformed

LOL!!!!!!!!!!! My ribs hurt!

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LOL! Oh my goodness gracious...

That would probably bring even MORE money on ebay.

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You should submit it to the Fortean Times Simulacra Gallery. Who knows, it might get published.

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the only part of jesus it looks like is his knob and even that's still deformed

Ha HAHAHAH ha Ha! :P:D:w00t::wacko: I has a sideache.

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wait a minute.....9 wonders of the world? I thought there were only seven...

There were. The 8th wonder was the Pro Wrestler Andre The Giant so I called this lemon the 9th.

Hitman

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