__Kratos__ Posted August 7, 2006 #1 Share Posted August 7, 2006 BERLIN (Reuters) - A German scientist has been testing an "anti-stupidity" pill with encouraging results on mice and fruit flies, Bild newspaper reported Saturday. It said Hans-Hilger Ropers, director at Max-Planck-Institute for Molecular Genetics in Berlin, has tested a pill thwarting hyperactivity in certain brain nerve cells, helping stabilize short-term memory and improve attentiveness. "With mice and fruit flies we were able to eliminate the loss of short-term memory," Ropers, 62, is quoted saying in the German newspaper, which has dubbed it the "world's first anti-stupidity pill." Source -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I propose mass production and free outlets daily to people around the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Nyx_ Posted August 7, 2006 #2 Share Posted August 7, 2006 I second that motion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kibbles Posted August 8, 2006 #3 Share Posted August 8, 2006 I cheer this development! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poetic Reven Posted August 8, 2006 #4 Share Posted August 8, 2006 BERLIN (Reuters) - A German scientist has been testing an "anti-stupidity" pill with encouraging results on mice and fruit flies, Bild newspaper reported Saturday. It said Hans-Hilger Ropers, director at Max-Planck-Institute for Molecular Genetics in Berlin, has tested a pill thwarting hyperactivity in certain brain nerve cells, helping stabilize short-term memory and improve attentiveness. "With mice and fruit flies we were able to eliminate the loss of short-term memory," Ropers, 62, is quoted saying in the German newspaper, which has dubbed it the "world's first anti-stupidity pill." Source -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I propose mass production and free outlets daily to people around the world. Did they check the side effects? We dont want a huge zombie breakout just yet, assuming that the world is 95% retarded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Umbarger Posted August 8, 2006 #5 Share Posted August 8, 2006 I want a years supply just for myself. Then with my super brain, I will be able to rule the planet and make pet monkeys of you all!!!!! With a few rather attractive selections of course! LMAO!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LizFL Posted August 8, 2006 #6 Share Posted August 8, 2006 I can think of tons of people that would need that... of course, they would be to stupid to take it, or so stupid they would try to take it rectally or something... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Umbarger Posted August 8, 2006 #7 Share Posted August 8, 2006 That reminds me of the joke about the guy who gets suppositories from his doctor and a week later the Doc asks if he'd had any improvement. The man said no so the Doc asked if he'd been taking the supositories dan the guy says, sure I have, what do you think that I've been doing with them, shoving them up my !@#$%? Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! I love that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Posted August 8, 2006 #8 Share Posted August 8, 2006 The man said no so the Doc asked if he'd been taking the supositories dan the guy says, sure I have, what do you think that I've been doing with them, shoving them up my !@#$%? Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! I love that one. LOL!! Too hilarious for word. re this new develo - how did they test the fruit flies I wonder??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poetic Reven Posted August 8, 2006 #9 Share Posted August 8, 2006 LOL!! Too hilarious for word. re this new develo - how did they test the fruit flies I wonder??? The flies started to build cars and talk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigfoot_Is_Real Posted August 8, 2006 #10 Share Posted August 8, 2006 We shouldn't do this because it will hinder our progress to not allow stupid people to have kids because with this they can hide it The pill won't get genetically transfered you know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravinar Posted August 8, 2006 #11 Share Posted August 8, 2006 We shouldn't do this because it will hinder our progress to not allow stupid people to have kids because with this they can hide it The pill won't get genetically transfered you know it wont matter at all stupid people are the ones popping out most of the babys in the world any way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blak~fox Posted August 9, 2006 #12 Share Posted August 9, 2006 I think i need the stupid pill i spent ten minutes looking for a bottle cap when it was in my hand the entire time, i did the same thing with a pair of scissors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__Kratos__ Posted August 9, 2006 Author #13 Share Posted August 9, 2006 The pill won't get genetically transfered you know Genetic engineering is phase 2. We need a plan to smarten up the idiots now to allow that to become acceptable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michelle Posted August 9, 2006 #14 Share Posted August 9, 2006 Put the pills in the drinking water and then maybe more of the idiots would be able to think before they spit out more kids than they can't or won't support. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shun Posted August 9, 2006 #15 Share Posted August 9, 2006 This might refer to anti-cholinesterase type medicines. There is one already sold in the U.S. It is expensive, at around $7-10 per pill. It is prescribed for alzheimers patients. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MySummerJob Posted August 9, 2006 #16 Share Posted August 9, 2006 (edited) I second that motion i agree and awww i like the cute monkey Edited August 9, 2006 by SSJ2VEGETA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roj47 Posted August 10, 2006 #17 Share Posted August 10, 2006 I vote to place these pills in the food of all American children in an attempt to prevent silly actions of voting in Presidents like Bush Jnr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaikou Posted August 10, 2006 #18 Share Posted August 10, 2006 I vote to place these pills in the food of all American children in an attempt to prevent silly actions of voting in Presidents like Bush Jnr. I'll drink to that well said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert1 Posted August 10, 2006 #19 Share Posted August 10, 2006 This pill seems like something that should be given to most people that I know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punish3ment Posted August 10, 2006 #20 Share Posted August 10, 2006 I know a few people who could benifit from this pill, myself included. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowDancer Posted August 11, 2006 #21 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Hehehe that one might get more popular than Viagra! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__Kratos__ Posted August 14, 2006 Author #22 Share Posted August 14, 2006 I vote to place these pills in the food of all American children in an attempt to prevent silly actions of voting in Presidents like Bush Jnr. Says the guy from the country that voted in many BNP members to their government while also having Blair as their leader. Don't throw stones in glass houses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roj47 Posted August 16, 2006 #23 Share Posted August 16, 2006 Says the guy from the country that voted in many BNP members to their government while also having Blair as their leader. Don't throw stones in glass houses. touche (or however you spell it)..... Anyway....... England must be good...... so many people try to sneak in without anyone knowing. Well done Mr Blair Oooo...... I don't like talking politics..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldethyl Posted August 17, 2006 #24 Share Posted August 17, 2006 Can't they just make a pill that makes stupid people sterile? It'd work quicker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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