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__Kratos__

You know anybody who needs an "anti-stupid"

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__Kratos__

BERLIN (Reuters) - A German scientist has been testing an "anti-stupidity" pill with encouraging results on mice and fruit flies, Bild newspaper reported Saturday.

It said Hans-Hilger Ropers, director at Max-Planck-Institute for Molecular Genetics in Berlin, has tested a pill thwarting hyperactivity in certain brain nerve cells, helping stabilize short-term memory and improve attentiveness.

"With mice and fruit flies we were able to eliminate the loss of short-term memory," Ropers, 62, is quoted saying in the German newspaper, which has dubbed it the "world's first anti-stupidity pill."

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I propose mass production and free outlets daily to people around the world. :yes:

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_Nyx_

I second that motion :yes:

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Kibbles

I cheer this development!

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Poetic Reven

BERLIN (Reuters) - A German scientist has been testing an "anti-stupidity" pill with encouraging results on mice and fruit flies, Bild newspaper reported Saturday.

It said Hans-Hilger Ropers, director at Max-Planck-Institute for Molecular Genetics in Berlin, has tested a pill thwarting hyperactivity in certain brain nerve cells, helping stabilize short-term memory and improve attentiveness.

"With mice and fruit flies we were able to eliminate the loss of short-term memory," Ropers, 62, is quoted saying in the German newspaper, which has dubbed it the "world's first anti-stupidity pill."

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I propose mass production and free outlets daily to people around the world. :yes:

Did they check the side effects? We dont want a huge zombie breakout just yet, assuming that the world is 95% retarded. :mellow:

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Lord Umbarger

I want a years supply just for myself. Then with my super brain, I will be able to rule the planet and make pet monkeys of you all!!!!! With a few rather attractive selections of course!

LMAO!!!

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LizFL

I can think of tons of people that would need that... of course, they would be to stupid to take it, or so stupid they would try to take it rectally or something...

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Lord Umbarger

That reminds me of the joke about the guy who gets suppositories from his doctor and a week later the Doc asks if he'd had any improvement. The man said no so the Doc asked if he'd been taking the supositories dan the guy says, sure I have, what do you think that I've been doing with them, shoving them up my !@#$%?

Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! I love that one.

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Saint

The man said no so the Doc asked if he'd been taking the supositories dan the guy says, sure I have, what do you think that I've been doing with them, shoving them up my !@#$%?

Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! I love that one.

LOL!! Too hilarious for word.

re this new develo - how did they test the fruit flies I wonder???

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Poetic Reven

LOL!! Too hilarious for word.

re this new develo - how did they test the fruit flies I wonder???

The flies started to build cars and talk. :P

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Bigfoot_Is_Real

:o We shouldn't do this because it will hinder our progress to not allow stupid people to have kids because with this they can hide it :o

The pill won't get genetically transfered you know ;)

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Ravinar

:o We shouldn't do this because it will hinder our progress to not allow stupid people to have kids because with this they can hide it :o

The pill won't get genetically transfered you know ;)

it wont matter at all :no: stupid people are the ones popping out most of the babys in the world any way :rolleyes:

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blak~fox

I think i need the stupid pill i spent ten minutes looking for a bottle cap when it was in my hand the entire time, i did the same thing with a pair of scissors

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__Kratos__

The pill won't get genetically transfered you know ;)

Genetic engineering is phase 2. We need a plan to smarten up the idiots now to allow that to become acceptable. :P

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Michelle
:D Put the pills in the drinking water and then maybe more of the idiots would be able to think before they spit out more kids than they can't or won't support.

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shun

This might refer to anti-cholinesterase type medicines. There is one already sold in the U.S.

It is expensive, at around $7-10 per pill. It is prescribed for alzheimers patients.

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MySummerJob

I second that motion :yes:

i agree and awww i like the cute monkey :wub:

Edited by SSJ2VEGETA

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Roj47

I vote to place these pills in the food of all American children in an attempt to prevent silly actions of voting in Presidents like Bush Jnr.

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Kaikou

I vote to place these pills in the food of all American children in an attempt to prevent silly actions of voting in Presidents like Bush Jnr.

I'll drink to that well said :tu:

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Robert1

This pill seems like something that should be given to most people that I know.

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punish3ment

I know a few people who could benifit from this pill, myself included.

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ShadowDancer

Hehehe

that one might get more popular than Viagra!

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__Kratos__

I vote to place these pills in the food of all American children in an attempt to prevent silly actions of voting in Presidents like Bush Jnr.

:lol: Says the guy from the country that voted in many BNP members to their government while also having Blair as their leader.

Don't throw stones in glass houses. :tu:

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Roj47

:lol: Says the guy from the country that voted in many BNP members to their government while also having Blair as their leader.

Don't throw stones in glass houses. :tu:

:lol: touche (or however you spell it).....

Anyway....... England must be good...... so many people try to sneak in without anyone knowing.

Well done Mr Blair :tu:

Oooo...... I don't like talking politics.....

:mellow:

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coldethyl

Can't they just make a pill that makes stupid people sterile? It'd work quicker.

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