Worst Opening Paragraph You Can Write

[Belle.]

[chaosdarksoulz]

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[Charlie Donuts]

[Charlie Donuts]

Worst opening paragraph? hmmmmm...

Do something with this

I sneezed on a hippopotamus whilest firing a crossbow at the rabid flopglopple!!! He is running toward the planet of Translegyptopia! I need to teach it proper grammer before it turns the populace into bunny rabbits!!! Someone help me now it is trying to eat my poor monkeys shoes off. I need help help from the talking tiger that has leapord spots like a jagaur. The terrible Flopglopple is going to eat the gas station over there. It can only be stopped with the help of a greased moccasin bird... Help him before he eats ole Willyhilbilly!!!