Was Jesus half-alien?

[Omnaka]

'Aliens' those that are not native to this planet.... hmm...To think about it...aren't our 'souls' created by a Creator(s) that does not originate with this planet/universe?

Though, this planet/universe is our home for the moment, even if we are so called 'aliens' of this planet.

That is Good thinking.

Love Omnaka

[Zareste]

These fights always remind me democrat/republican debates

[sandee]

That is Good thinking.

Love Omnaka

WE were created in GODS IMAGE, we are what Gods image is, How can there be aliens, We are the human race, The top of the food chain The best, Always a pleasure

[sandee]

These fights always remind me democrat/republican debates

Yes, Besides getting to tell anyone who will listen about God, The arguments and debates are a very good part of this forum, Besides all the GREAT people I have met here of course, Always a pleasure

[CaptainDez2]

I don't think you can claim this as your theory. I'm sure I read it in a science fiction book.

Plus since you presented no evidence this really can't be called a theory. It may be a hypothesis, at best.

Well if there is no evidence for this then there is no evidence for Christianity oh and i love ur signature

[CaptainDez2]

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Weellll, either Jesus is the Son of God or he is the greeatest liar ever. How can one be a great philosopher and a liar at the same time? Jesus said himself he was the Son of God, this is the very reason why the Jews wanted him dead.

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Love,

Madeline.

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Um everything is of god. And by his peoples beliefs we are all sons of god. And the jews didnt want him dead, certain factions who were in power did, plus rome killed him why doesnt anyone ever blame rome for his death.

Even in that bad movie the passion, rome was the one who whiped him and beat him. All they said was kill him.

actually the people killed him by popular vote the Romans wanted him not to be killed cause he did nothing wrong but as usual the people of the earth make a bad judgement

[greggK]

pulled out to edit.

Edited September 27, 2009 by greggK

[greggK]

You know, the past couple of days as I’ve been walking around the lake during lunch, I’ve postulated the theory that Jesus Christ was really an alien DNA experiment, and that the whole premise of the human race is that we are a long-running genetic experiment being conducted by a very old (by our reckoning) race of people. Maybe they have been evolving for 500 billion years, and they live for 500,000 years. Let’s say they are a very peaceful, giving people.

They started this experiment say, 20 or 30 thousand years ago, and have been making repeated visits to our planet to infuse us with some sort of gene-splicing material. That’s why there were so many different people, from early ape-man, through Neanderthal to Cro-Magnon to modern Homo sapiens. Each jump in the evolutionary tree was another genetic test.

At one point, they decided to go with one race, let’s just say the Jews, maybe because they were the most cohesive, since they don’t intermingle much with other races. All the accounts you read about in the Old Testament are just the scientists trying to make sure that their control group doesn’t get destroyed.

Let’s say these alien people have evolved to the point where they can communicate through telepathy, and manipulate the elements around them using their minds. Let’s say you’re a shepherd named Moses in ancient Egypt, and you “hear” a voice telling you to do God’s will. Maybe this voice tells you his name is “Yahweh” (which could be the actual name of the lead scientist, for example), and you must do things for him and protect your people. When really what “Yahweh” wants to do is protect his experiment, and continue to get “funding” for it! It goes on and on through the years.

They tried to accelerate the process too much by making Mary pregnant with Jesus. They impregnated her with half the DNA from one of their own. That’s why Jesus was able to do all those things. He grew up knowing he was somehow different than the rest of the kids (as he would be if his DNA was half-alien), and at some point in his life, he got a “calling” to go out by himself. (Once again, “Yahweh” communicating into his mind)

Maybe at that point, this race revealed themselves to him, and showed him some of the marvelous things he could do, being half-them. They show him how to help his fellow man, since they were a benevolent people, and thought they were doing all this to help us move closer along the evolutionary ladder toward them. He was able to know what people were thinking, when power went out of him, make food miraculously appear, heal sick people, etc. All because he was half-alien, from a 500 billion year old race. But, all that he did was not understood; he was far too advanced for the people of that time, and so he was killed.

Maybe he didn’t really die, or die as we know it, but on a cellular level went into some sort of hibernation until his body could regenerate. At that time, maybe the results of his regeneration were that he became more like the race of aliens from ??? (maybe Alpha Centauri, it’s the closest star), and they couldn’t allow him to stay or it would blow the experiment. He was physically taken from the planet.

That’s why, in the 1st book of Acts, you read of him “ 9After he said this, he was taken up before their very eyes, and a cloud hid him from their sight. 10They were looking intently up into the sky as he was going, when suddenly two men dressed in white stood beside them. 11"Men of Galilee," they said, "why do you stand here looking into the sky? This same Jesus, who has been taken from you into heaven, will come back in the same way you have seen him go into heaven."

Those two were other members of the scientific expedition making sure that the illusion was maintained.

Maybe they will be back in another 1000 years or so. That’s not so long to a race that lives 500,000 years. Maybe they’ll return, with Christ, since he is now a lot like them, when they think we’re ready to accept the idea that we’re not alone.

It is one thing to postulate but it does elucidate the meaning by having actual physical evidence as far as can be given. But, yes I agree after about 25 years of research. And I have been shown many times the evidence I need and was searching for, but that is the key. It has to be postulated at the right time in the right place. It sort of gives a different type of meaning to the phrase by Adam in the garden when the woman was introduced, '... and the two shall become one flesh.' There is ample evidence in the writings of the bible that Jesus has a special type of DNA in a line of DNA consisting of 28 generations. Jesus the Christ was the 29th generation. (re: Matt. 1:17)

If we believe that Jesus the Christ had a different DNA, there are other individuals in the same bible that causes that belief that have a different DNA and they are not in the recorded family line as Jesus. The recorded family of Jesus had many other sons and daughters born in there too. There is Enoch, Melchizedek, Elijah, Elisha, Ezekiel, John, Paul, Ringo . . . Actually, we may find out that the bible covers a period of 7200 years and that the 29th generation was the midpoint of the generations of a period. And we needed a little help because everybody was giving up on God.

The idea that Jesus was part of an experiment started 20 to 30 thousand years ago is something I can't seem to agree with. Doctors practice medicine; they experiment. Jesus did not experiment. Jesus may have been the seed planted to give these ending generations an example of the actual reality. We also have a bible that explains a little bit and they are just now being able to translate some things because of the computer.

I believe the different people, from early ape-man, through Neanderthal to Cro-Magnon to modern Homo sapiens had their own 'Jesus.' We as modern men are a sudden thing and we may be this 'Jesus.' The other offspring of Mary and Joseph had to have, at least, the female portion of the DNA. It has been approximately 2010 years since the birth of Jesus. And now with the prevalence of the stuff to increase the sexual activity of men and women, that increases the speed in which the generations appear. Can we pick out 29 generations from the birth of Jesus? What can we use as a gauge?

In the bible, on the day of Pentecost when Matthias was chosen to replace Judas Iscariot; it is here that we have a gauge. There were 12 apostles and each one of them could do what Jesus did. Did they marry and have children? Some of them probably did. Another avenue to walk down.

And this is what God wants done. It may be that we have thousands or hundreds of years before the 'times are full,' but that was when Jesus came, when the times were full. In the bible is mentioned how there is going to be 'Times, time, and half a time' and I believe the Time of Jesus was the time and now we are coming up to the end of the half. The fullness of 7200 years. It is written,'If those days were not shortened, there will be noone saved alive.' Jehovah maybe shortening the 7200 year period to 4024 so that half would be the year 2012 and around that year, we are going to experience something that we just have no idea about. I don't think that it will have anything to do with the life of man as we know it. It is like the bible tells you when it describes the person being taken to Third Heaven and being told unspeakable words.

Y'all have a great day!

[Mr Walker]

Basically replace all those aliens with just one alien entity (whom we call god) and you pretty well have the bible story. Of course god is alien, and thus jesus was at least half alien.

That would explain his abilities to manipulate matter, and raise the dead.

The evidence is, however, that god is far more alien in nature and structure than you suggest, while being quite human in sapience and evolved characteristics.

There is also some evidence that humans contain elements of both that alien form, and its functions. We have the potential to evolve into "gods" ourselves.

[archangel_josh]

You know, the past couple of days as I’ve been walking around the lake during lunch, I’ve postulated the theory that Jesus Christ was really an alien DNA experiment, and that the whole premise of the human race is that we are a long-running genetic experiment being conducted by a very old (by our reckoning) race of people. Maybe they have been evolving for 500 billion years, and they live for 500,000 years. Let’s say they are a very peaceful, giving people.

They started this experiment say, 20 or 30 thousand years ago, and have been making repeated visits to our planet to infuse us with some sort of gene-splicing material. That’s why there were so many different people, from early ape-man, through Neanderthal to Cro-Magnon to modern Homo sapiens. Each jump in the evolutionary tree was another genetic test.

At one point, they decided to go with one race, let’s just say the Jews, maybe because they were the most cohesive, since they don’t intermingle much with other races. All the accounts you read about in the Old Testament are just the scientists trying to make sure that their control group doesn’t get destroyed.

Let’s say these alien people have evolved to the point where they can communicate through telepathy, and manipulate the elements around them using their minds. Let’s say you’re a shepherd named Moses in ancient Egypt, and you “hear” a voice telling you to do God’s will. Maybe this voice tells you his name is “Yahweh” (which could be the actual name of the lead scientist, for example), and you must do things for him and protect your people. When really what “Yahweh” wants to do is protect his experiment, and continue to get “funding” for it! It goes on and on through the years.

They tried to accelerate the process too much by making Mary pregnant with Jesus. They impregnated her with half the DNA from one of their own. That’s why Jesus was able to do all those things. He grew up knowing he was somehow different than the rest of the kids (as he would be if his DNA was half-alien), and at some point in his life, he got a “calling” to go out by himself. (Once again, “Yahweh” communicating into his mind)

Maybe at that point, this race revealed themselves to him, and showed him some of the marvelous things he could do, being half-them. They show him how to help his fellow man, since they were a benevolent people, and thought they were doing all this to help us move closer along the evolutionary ladder toward them. He was able to know what people were thinking, when power went out of him, make food miraculously appear, heal sick people, etc. All because he was half-alien, from a 500 billion year old race. But, all that he did was not understood; he was far too advanced for the people of that time, and so he was killed.

Maybe he didn’t really die, or die as we know it, but on a cellular level went into some sort of hibernation until his body could regenerate. At that time, maybe the results of his regeneration were that he became more like the race of aliens from ??? (maybe Alpha Centauri, it’s the closest star), and they couldn’t allow him to stay or it would blow the experiment. He was physically taken from the planet.

That’s why, in the 1st book of Acts, you read of him “ 9After he said this, he was taken up before their very eyes, and a cloud hid him from their sight. 10They were looking intently up into the sky as he was going, when suddenly two men dressed in white stood beside them. 11"Men of Galilee," they said, "why do you stand here looking into the sky? This same Jesus, who has been taken from you into heaven, will come back in the same way you have seen him go into heaven."

Those two were other members of the scientific expedition making sure that the illusion was maintained.

Maybe they will be back in another 1000 years or so. That’s not so long to a race that lives 500,000 years. Maybe they’ll return, with Christ, since he is now a lot like them, when they think we’re ready to accept the idea that we’re not alone.

I believe 100% that this is the case. So do many other people and groups. I belong to a group called the Raelians...and one of those people from another planet who created life on Earth gave a message to the groups founder explained everything that you just outlined above. Go to the link in my avatar where you can download his book for free.

It makes so much sense in these days that Jesus was half alien. He kept saying that his father was in heaven...and we know that an angel came down to Mary. He was the son of a 'God'. Now we know that the idea of God is failing more and more, we can see some truth in the idea that 'God' was perhaps a person from another planet!

-Josh

[Grimm]

Just so you know there was a group of people called the Sumerians who worshiped an alien race called the annunaki

[Ashley-Star*Child]

Aliens, for starters are either fallen angels (heaven being in space) or Nephilim the children of angels with mortal women. Jesus an alien? Nah, but a Nephilim, maybe.

[Rene2]

You know, the past couple of days as I’ve been walking around the lake during lunch, I’ve postulated the theory that Jesus Christ was really an alien DNA experiment, and that the whole premise of the human race is that we are a long-running genetic experiment being conducted by a very old (by our reckoning) race of people. Maybe they have been evolving for 500 billion years, and they live for 500,000 years. Let’s say they are a very peaceful, giving people.

They started this experiment say, 20 or 30 thousand years ago, and have been making repeated visits to our planet to infuse us with some sort of gene-splicing material. That’s why there were so many different people, from early ape-man, through Neanderthal to Cro-Magnon to modern Homo sapiens. Each jump in the evolutionary tree was another genetic test.

At one point, they decided to go with one race, let’s just say the Jews, maybe because they were the most cohesive, since they don’t intermingle much with other races. All the accounts you read about in the Old Testament are just the scientists trying to make sure that their control group doesn’t get destroyed.

Let’s say these alien people have evolved to the point where they can communicate through telepathy, and manipulate the elements around them using their minds. Let’s say you’re a shepherd named Moses in ancient Egypt, and you “hear” a voice telling you to do God’s will. Maybe this voice tells you his name is “Yahweh” (which could be the actual name of the lead scientist, for example), and you must do things for him and protect your people. When really what “Yahweh” wants to do is protect his experiment, and continue to get “funding” for it! It goes on and on through the years.

They tried to accelerate the process too much by making Mary pregnant with Jesus. They impregnated her with half the DNA from one of their own. That’s why Jesus was able to do all those things. He grew up knowing he was somehow different than the rest of the kids (as he would be if his DNA was half-alien), and at some point in his life, he got a “calling” to go out by himself. (Once again, “Yahweh” communicating into his mind)

Maybe at that point, this race revealed themselves to him, and showed him some of the marvelous things he could do, being half-them. They show him how to help his fellow man, since they were a benevolent people, and thought they were doing all this to help us move closer along the evolutionary ladder toward them. He was able to know what people were thinking, when power went out of him, make food miraculously appear, heal sick people, etc. All because he was half-alien, from a 500 billion year old race. But, all that he did was not understood; he was far too advanced for the people of that time, and so he was killed.

Maybe he didn’t really die, or die as we know it, but on a cellular level went into some sort of hibernation until his body could regenerate. At that time, maybe the results of his regeneration were that he became more like the race of aliens from ??? (maybe Alpha Centauri, it’s the closest star), and they couldn’t allow him to stay or it would blow the experiment. He was physically taken from the planet.

That’s why, in the 1st book of Acts, you read of him “ 9After he said this, he was taken up before their very eyes, and a cloud hid him from their sight. 10They were looking intently up into the sky as he was going, when suddenly two men dressed in white stood beside them. 11"Men of Galilee," they said, "why do you stand here looking into the sky? This same Jesus, who has been taken from you into heaven, will come back in the same way you have seen him go into heaven."

Those two were other members of the scientific expedition making sure that the illusion was maintained.

Maybe they will be back in another 1000 years or so. That’s not so long to a race that lives 500,000 years. Maybe they’ll return, with Christ, since he is now a lot like them, when they think we’re ready to accept the idea that we’re not alone.

Depends on which direction you want to look at it, for example if you were a physciatrist you would see Jesus as skitsophrenic or manic depressive

http://www.near-death.com/experiences/triggers22.html

[IamsSon]

If Jesus is who He claims to be, and if by "alien" you mean not native to planet Earth, then yes, Jesus is half-alien.

[Mister Boots]

I'm surprised this thread has barely touched on ancient civilizations predating biblical times. That's when all the Alien activity was out in the open. The Sumerians, Babylonians, the Dogons, the Aztecs, etc, etc.

The Dogons are especially interesting. A west African tribe; their mythology has existed before the time of christ, and next to their astounding astronomical knowledge of the Sirius B system, the elders tell of being visited by a "fish-man" humanoid in a saucer craft (from said system). They describe it as providing the teachings of their culture and society, and stranger details...such as dividing its body into sections to feed the villagers, and instructing them to crucify it on a wooden cross. It told them it would return one day, in the far future. This is a civilization/culture that is around 5000 years old, apparently. There is no other account for their knowledge of the Sirius B system.

And don't even get me started on all of the crazy ancient European and Mesoamerican civilizations, with their advanced astronomical societies and cities designed after mapping of our solar system, and supposed martian civilizations. and pyramid trios around the world positioned to match Orion's belt. Ancient "Gods" and astronauts.

Also, mass hallucinations and ET technology powered by advanced alien consciousness...Boy, there's so much that you could connect back to this christ conversation. the "ET's" sound much more like angelic benevolent forms (if not exactly humanoid), compared to ancient Gods of yore (big ol' giant beings). I mostly piece this stuff together through history books and modern ufo accounts. The UFO Disclosure project 2010 is worth checking out too.

Edited June 6, 2010 by Mister Boots

[Agent. Mulder]

Aliens, for starters are either fallen angels (heaven being in space) or Nephilim the children of angels with mortal women. Jesus an alien? Nah, but a Nephilim, maybe.

wrong.

aliens are forms of life coming from outside our terrestrial sphere.

jesus, an ET? quite possibly.

[Agent. Mulder]

I'm surprised this thread has barely touched on ancient civilizations predating biblical times. That's when all the Alien activity was out in the open. The Sumerians, Babylonians, the Dogons, the Aztecs, etc, etc.

thats because weve had Dozens of other topics like this.

The Dogons are especially interesting. A west African tribe; their mythology has existed before the time of christ, and next to their astounding astronomical knowledge of the Sirius B system, the elders tell of being visited by a "fish-man" humanoid in a saucer craft (from said system). They describe it as providing the teachings of their culture and society, and stranger details...such as dividing its body into sections to feed the villagers, and instructing them to crucify it on a wooden cross. It told them it would return one day, in the far future. This is a civilization/culture that is around 5000 years old, apparently. There is no other account for their knowledge of the Sirius B system.

got a link for that? because im finding nothing for that.

And don't even get me started on all of the crazy ancient European and Mesoamerican civilizations, with their advanced astronomical societies and cities designed after mapping of our solar system, and supposed martian civilizations. and pyramid trios around the world positioned to match Orion's belt. Ancient "Gods" and astronauts.

dont even get me started on how many people have Tracked the sky with the simplist tools.

[Mr-Makavelli]

I always thought that the bible was re-written when Constantine became a Christian.(it might not of been Constantine)

Anyhoo, my point being that maybe just maybe, Jesus was an ordinary man with no powers and the way for Constantine to apologise for the way the romans treat him was to write the worlds first superhero novel !!

After all, the followers of Jesus' teachings were many because of the care he showed towards his fellow man and it's natural for all humans to exaggerate so maybe the people he healed weren't that badly bad ?

I'm just throwing around some ideas, personally i believe he was an individual who managed to affect everybody he came into contact with his universal love. I mean there's stories of Jesus being buried in Japan, Kashmir and they're just the 2 i've heard of !

[Agent. Mulder]

I always thought that the bible was re-written when Constantine became a Christian.(it might not of been Constantine)

Anyhoo, my point being that maybe just maybe, Jesus was an ordinary man with no powers and the way for Constantine to apologise for the way the romans treat him was to write the worlds first superhero novel !!

After all, the followers of Jesus' teachings were many because of the care he showed towards his fellow man and it's natural for all humans to exaggerate so maybe the people he healed weren't that badly bad ?

I'm just throwing around some ideas, personally i believe he was an individual who managed to affect everybody he came into contact with his universal love. I mean there's stories of Jesus being buried in Japan, Kashmir and they're just the 2 i've heard of !

well, it wasnt rewritten. but when constantine became a quasi christine, he held the counsel of nicea where they decided who christ really was, and where they picked and chose what they wanted to have in the doctrine.

[Mr-Makavelli]

well, it wasnt rewritten. but when constantine became a quasi christine, he held the counsel of nicea where they decided who christ really was, and where they picked and chose what they wanted to have in the doctrine. Thank you for the info Agent. Mulder i knew the truth was out there LOL

[Agent. Mulder]

well, it wasnt rewritten. but when constantine became a quasi christine, he held the counsel of nicea where they decided who christ really was, and where they picked and chose what they wanted to have in the doctrine. Thank you for the info Agent. Mulder i knew the truth was out there LOL

haha

[Mr-Makavelli]

Just remembered an excellent novel that covers the topic of Jesus and gives a good explaination about religious doctrine. A good read; The Hammer of God by Arthur C. Clarke

[Larving]

Jesus was a great philosopher whose ideas should be listened to. He was not the Son of God, the Messiah, the Christ, the Emannuel, or part alien.

Thank you for putting it so well.

Weellll, either Jesus is the Son of God or he is the greeatest liar ever. How can one be a great philosopher and a liar at the same time?

Quite easily. By being a philosopher some of the time, and a liar the rest of the time.

An alternative, but also completely possible explaination: By being a philosopher some of the time, and being deeply, and incurably insane. Though I think, that would be more of a full-time thing.

[ZELDAR]

Not likely, Jesus isn't the only mythological figure with the whole, born of a virgin, on the 25th and resurrected after 3 days thing. Zeitgeist anyone? Maybe aliens helped create the first intelligent man, but we'll never know. Maybe aliens are just super intelligent humans that left the earth millions of years ago. If the dark ages never happened we would have more technology to find out with. But it will stay a secret for now. ALSO....SHOW ME A BIRTH CERTIFICATE

Edited June 7, 2010 by ZELDAR

[Agent. Mulder]

Not likely, Jesus isn't the only mythological figure with the whole, born of a virgin, on the 25th and resurrected after 3 days thing. Zeitgeist anyone? Maybe aliens helped create the first intelligent man, but we'll never know. Maybe aliens are just super intelligent humans that left the earth millions of years ago. If the dark ages never happened we would have more technology to find out with. But it will stay a secret for now. ALSO....SHOW ME A BIRTH CERTIFICATE

mans intelligence came from evolution.

and how would we have more tech now if the dark ages didnt happen? show me how.