coldethyl Posted February 2, 2007 #26 Share Posted February 2, 2007 I saw the parasite show with this on it too. I laughed and laughed. I swim in pools. And glory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frogfish Posted February 3, 2007 #27 Share Posted February 3, 2007 It hurts just to think about it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R3LOAD Posted February 3, 2007 #28 Share Posted February 3, 2007 "It is feared by the natives because it is attracted to urine or blood, and if the bather is nude it will swim into an orifice (the anus or vagina, or even in the case of smaller specimens the penis—and deep into the urethra). It then erects its spine and begins to feed on the blood and body tissue just as it would from the gills of a fish. The candiru is then almost impossible to remove except through surgery." OH MY GOD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaoszerg Posted February 3, 2007 #29 Share Posted February 3, 2007 (edited) I guess that's one way to catch a fish. Frogfish i know you enjoy fishing i think you should try a experiment. Go over there and dangle your wedding tackle in a lake there and see if you are able to capture one. Go on.....do it for the good of the team Edited February 3, 2007 by chaoszerg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmpressStarXVII Posted February 3, 2007 #30 Share Posted February 3, 2007 I feel kinda sick just thinking about it lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frogfish Posted February 4, 2007 #31 Share Posted February 4, 2007 Frogfish i know you enjoy fishing i think you should try a experiment. Go over there and dangle your wedding tackle in a lake there and see if you are able to capture one. WHAT!?!? Do you think I am crazy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jesspy Posted February 4, 2007 #32 Share Posted February 4, 2007 I once saw a nature documantry on this and they had to remove one surgicly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaoszerg Posted February 4, 2007 #33 Share Posted February 4, 2007 WHAT!?!? Do you think I am crazy! Yes...........yes i do. Come on like i said it's for the good of the team sacrifices must be made and you seem the right man for the job. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E.T_PHONED HOME Posted February 4, 2007 #34 Share Posted February 4, 2007 No worries... if it's not a pool, I aint jumping in... the hell with that... Same here, if its not a pool, i aint peeing in it....the hell with that... lol just kidding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tobias Shamtul Posted February 5, 2007 #35 Share Posted February 5, 2007 i just read about these in one of my books. and remember one thing: THIS IS THE ULTIMATE REVENGE!!! pee on your enemys and push them in the Amazon. this is worse than piranahs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert1 Posted February 6, 2007 #36 Share Posted February 6, 2007 I'd rather be dead than have one of these fish swim up my urethra and do it's business. The thought of it makes me want to scream in pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldethyl Posted February 6, 2007 #37 Share Posted February 6, 2007 LMAO at chaos! I think peeing on your enemy is bad enough, don't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostboy83 Posted February 6, 2007 #38 Share Posted February 6, 2007 I'd rather be dead than have one of these fish swim up my urethra and do it's business. The thought of it makes me want to scream in pain. Don't get a kidney stone then. Not fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ciraxis Posted February 6, 2007 Author #39 Share Posted February 6, 2007 ^^ I heard those suck real bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostboy83 Posted February 6, 2007 #40 Share Posted February 6, 2007 (edited) It's mans version of child birth. Personally it felt like someone stabbing you in the back then digging around for sometimes hours... days... weeks.... Throwing up from pain isn't fun. Edited February 6, 2007 by ghostboy83 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ciraxis Posted February 6, 2007 Author #41 Share Posted February 6, 2007 thats rough, heres a medal, you earned it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaoszerg Posted February 6, 2007 #42 Share Posted February 6, 2007 I'd rather be dead than have one of these fish swim up my urethra and do it's business. The thought of it makes me want to scream in pain. Come on be honest you know you're tempted to try it. I always wanted to go to the amazon but i think i will stay at home where im safe from creepy little fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet_Blue Posted February 7, 2007 #43 Share Posted February 7, 2007 Not going in any large body of water now... I'm not taking any chances it's made it's way up to the US... and for all I know it's decided to probe people even if you DON'T pee in the water! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grindcorp9000 Posted March 3, 2007 #44 Share Posted March 3, 2007 There is some grind band by the name od Candiru. Just thought I would throw that out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__Kratos__ Posted March 3, 2007 #45 Share Posted March 3, 2007 I was so happy to see this thread leave the front page and now it's back to haunt me... There's just no good reason that I need to be reminded of a creature that crawls into my manhood to hurt me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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