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Ciraxis

Don't pee in the amazon

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coldethyl

I saw the parasite show with this on it too.

I laughed and laughed.

I swim in pools.

And glory.

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frogfish

It hurts just to think about it...

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R3LOAD

"It is feared by the natives because it is attracted to urine or blood, and if the bather is nude it will swim into an orifice (the anus or vagina, or even in the case of smaller specimens the penis—and deep into the urethra). It then erects its spine and begins to feed on the blood and body tissue just as it would from the gills of a fish. The candiru is then almost impossible to remove except through surgery."

OH MY GOD

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chaoszerg

I guess that's one way to catch a fish.

Frogfish i know you enjoy fishing i think you should try a experiment.

Go over there and dangle your wedding tackle in a lake there and see if you are able to capture one.

Go on.....do it for the good of the team ;)

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EmpressStarXVII

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I feel kinda sick just thinking about it lol.

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frogfish
Frogfish i know you enjoy fishing i think you should try a experiment.

Go over there and dangle your wedding tackle in a lake there and see if you are able to capture one.

WHAT!?!? Do you think I am crazy! :P

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jesspy

I once saw a nature documantry on this and they had to remove one surgicly

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chaoszerg
WHAT!?!? Do you think I am crazy! :P

Yes...........yes i do. :w00t:

Come on like i said it's for the good of the team sacrifices must be made and you seem the right man for the job. :tu: lol

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E.T_PHONED HOME
No worries... if it's not a pool, I aint jumping in... the hell with that... :ph34r:

Same here, if its not a pool, i aint peeing in it....the hell with that... lol just kidding :D

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Tobias Shamtul

i just read about these in one of my books. and remember one thing: THIS IS THE ULTIMATE REVENGE!!! pee on your enemys and push them in the Amazon. this is worse than piranahs...

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Robert1

I'd rather be dead than have one of these fish swim up my urethra and do it's

business. The thought of it makes me want to scream in pain. :cry:

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coldethyl

LMAO at chaos!

I think peeing on your enemy is bad enough, don't you?

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ghostboy83
I'd rather be dead than have one of these fish swim up my urethra and do it's

business. The thought of it makes me want to scream in pain. :cry:

Don't get a kidney stone then. Not fun. :cry:

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Ciraxis

^^ I heard those suck real bad

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ghostboy83

It's mans version of child birth. Personally it felt like someone stabbing you in the back then digging around for sometimes hours... days... weeks.... Throwing up from pain isn't fun. :(

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Ciraxis

thats rough, heres a medal, you earned it.

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chaoszerg
I'd rather be dead than have one of these fish swim up my urethra and do it's

business. The thought of it makes me want to scream in pain. :cry:

Come on be honest you know you're tempted to try it. ^_^

I always wanted to go to the amazon but i think i will stay at home where im safe from creepy little fish.

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Violet_Blue

:no: Not going in any large body of water now... I'm not taking any chances it's made it's way up to the US... and for all I know it's decided to probe people even if you DON'T pee in the water! :unsure2:

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Grindcorp9000

There is some grind band by the name od Candiru. Just thought I would throw that out there.

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__Kratos__

I was so happy to see this thread leave the front page and now it's back to haunt me... There's just no good reason that I need to be reminded of a creature that crawls into my manhood to hurt me. :lol:

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