HitMan1263 Posted March 27, 2007 #1 Share Posted March 27, 2007 Does anyone know how i should protect myself from zombie attacks 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool breezer Posted March 27, 2007 #2 Share Posted March 27, 2007 get a gun and shoot them .........just get get zombie repelent..(i dont know) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Serenity Posted March 27, 2007 #3 Share Posted March 27, 2007 Why the topic of it? Did someone scare you? I don't think any zombies are going to attack you. Alright? But maybe Burntside knows, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Manfred Posted March 27, 2007 #4 Share Posted March 27, 2007 Ok, now listen to me very carefully. Go to your kitchen, you should have some paper towel? Get a good amount of it and dampen it. Now, carefully wrap it around your head (careful not to tear the paper). Now, take off all your clothes and go to the refridgerator. You should have honey. Smear as much as you can all over your body. Now, go outside and start screaming "I DON'T BELIEVE IN ZOMBIES" as loudly as you can. Some nice men in labcoats will take you away to a place where zombies can't find you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HitMan1263 Posted March 27, 2007 Author #5 Share Posted March 27, 2007 I tried that already 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalien Posted March 27, 2007 #6 Share Posted March 27, 2007 ZOMBIES TERRIFY ME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Nyx_ Posted March 27, 2007 #7 Share Posted March 27, 2007 I tried that already ..and you were still attacked by zombies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
undersquiggle Posted March 27, 2007 #8 Share Posted March 27, 2007 I'm kind of weird in the way that if i learn about something that scares me, i just find a way to protect myself from it instead of disproving its existence. so here is what i would do. what i have in case of zombie attack I have a battle ready Katana and Wakizashi. i don't think i would use a gun since they run on ammo. a good blade to the neck and its all over. as for armor, I'd use my Bike Jacket so they couldn't bite through it, and a really good pair of jeans. my bike boots would make good armor and my helmet would stop them from puking blood on me and infecting me that way. also protects my neck. i have 50 different plans in case of zombie attack. however, 49 of them involve you being eaten by the zombies for me to escape. the 50th plan involves me becoming a zombie for the express reason of eating you though. lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrucePrime Posted March 27, 2007 #9 Share Posted March 27, 2007 Remember, no matter what, save a bullet for yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Skeptic Eric Raven Posted March 27, 2007 #10 Share Posted March 27, 2007 Zombies can be good eatin fried. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randomhit10 Posted March 27, 2007 #11 Share Posted March 27, 2007 (edited) i can't imagine someone with the name "hit man" could need protection from anything... randomhit10 Edited March 27, 2007 by randomhit10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissMelsWell Posted March 27, 2007 #12 Share Posted March 27, 2007 I'm guessing if you stay off of Hollyweird movie sets you should be safe from Zombie attacks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thozzman Posted March 27, 2007 #13 Share Posted March 27, 2007 Sorry but if a zombie wants to eat you there's really nothing you can do about it. They wait until you're sound asleep and then munch on your brains by sucking them out through your nose. I suggest: 1. Fill your nostrils with glue several hours before bedtime and let it thoroughly dry. 2. Never go to sleep again. Live on coffee and nothing else. or 3. Let them suck your brains out so you can be a zombie to and join in on the fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HitMan1263 Posted March 27, 2007 Author #14 Share Posted March 27, 2007 Its just a joke ppl i kno im not gona get attacked be zombies but i enjoy youre sugestions keep comenting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juupy froot Posted March 27, 2007 #15 Share Posted March 27, 2007 (edited) Fire. Automatic Shotgun. EXPLOSIVES! Edited March 27, 2007 by Juupy froot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Skeptic Eric Raven Posted March 27, 2007 #16 Share Posted March 27, 2007 Its just a joke ppl i kno im not gona get attacked be zombies but i enjoy youre sugestions keep comenting Might want to put it into the joke section then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlimited Posted March 27, 2007 #17 Share Posted March 27, 2007 Does anyone know how i should protect myself from zombie attacks ummm zombies arent real so you should be ok...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptor Posted March 27, 2007 #18 Share Posted March 27, 2007 Thread 1 Thread 2 Thread 3 Thread 4 Thread 5 Thread 6 Thread 7 Thread 8 Thread 9 Thread 10 Thread 11 There's almost a pattern... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pax Unum Posted March 27, 2007 #19 Share Posted March 27, 2007 the best way to protect yourself, is to stay away from the zombies... BTW, you should only use guns, if you LIKE big crowds of zombies trying to eat your brain... as they will come to the sound of gunfire... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mysterious Molecules Posted March 27, 2007 #20 Share Posted March 27, 2007 RUUUUUUUUUN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cryticman Posted March 27, 2007 #21 Share Posted March 27, 2007 Ah, Zombie attack. I Recommend Die and join the fun.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FTW Posted March 28, 2007 #22 Share Posted March 28, 2007 (edited) Head shot and if its still twitchen around give it another Edited March 28, 2007 by FTW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juupy froot Posted March 28, 2007 #23 Share Posted March 28, 2007 Zombies can still live without heads. without a torso? nope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshB Posted March 29, 2007 #24 Share Posted March 29, 2007 (edited) Is it just me or is anyone else waiting for burntside to show up? Edited March 29, 2007 by JoshB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spikeman25 Posted March 29, 2007 #25 Share Posted March 29, 2007 I'm kind of weird in the way that if i learn about something that scares me, i just find a way to protect myself from it instead of disproving its existence. so here is what i would do. what i have in case of zombie attack I have a battle ready Katana and Wakizashi. i don't think i would use a gun since they run on ammo. a good blade to the neck and its all over. as for armor, I'd use my Bike Jacket so they couldn't bite through it, and a really good pair of jeans. my bike boots would make good armor and my helmet would stop them from puking blood on me and infecting me that way. also protects my neck. i have 50 different plans in case of zombie attack. however, 49 of them involve you being eaten by the zombies for me to escape. the 50th plan involves me becoming a zombie for the express reason of eating you though. lol. I have to disagree with your weapon choice, I would have to have a good double barreled shotgun and at least a couple of good handguns, Simply because if you try to use any kind of blad you would have to get close to use them, And that's a really good way to get bitten. So in my opinoin guns are the way to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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